Oneshot 12

Dude i don't even know. Fluff with sexual content-? Dude it's complicated

Normal AU
Non despair AU
An AU where Ibuki, Kazuichi, and Gundham are siblings but that should b canon imo (also gundham used they/he in this bc yea <3)

CW - Drinking

3684 Words

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The mechanic looked in the mirror to make sure he didn't look crazy. His hair was brushed out for once. He washed his face (surprisingly his skin was clear-) and he even put on some eyeliner because why not.
His outfit was plain though. Green turtleneck and pants he just,, found. However he did have on a lot of accessories to 'Souda-fy' it.
Souda walked out of the master bathroom to see his small fiancé laying down in bed. Unlike the other, Kuzuryu wasn't dressed up at all. He was just wearing one of Souda's shirts and some shorts.

The blonde was on his phone when he looked up at the other. " Where are you going all dressed up?" Souda turned to meet his eyes. "Oh, I'm going to Ibuki's pre/birthday party. I told you earlier."

He turned away from the other and started to look for his shoes when he heard him speak.

" Why didn't you invite me?"

"Well you don't really like parties, especially not clubs. I didn't think you'd want to come with."

Once he found the shoes he was looking for, He sat on the bed; right beside Kuzuryu to put them on. "Well I wanna go..." "Are you sure? I mean,, you don't have to."

Kuzuryu huffed before getting up from the bed and quickly walking to the closet.

"Well yea. I'm not having you get arrested once you try to drive home drunk or something. I have to supervise you."

He picked out some clothes and rushed to the bathroom next.

The mechanic was surprised. Usually the other wouldn't go, regardless of who it's for or if he'll be drinking at all.

Perhaps it's because of Souda's hottest and Kuzuryu's jealousy.

He'd slap the fuck out of him if he said that out loud

Souda finished putting on his shoes and began looking for the car and house keys when the other came out of the bathroom. He was basically wearing a normal suit, but the blazer was unbutton, he didn't have a tie on, and his shirt wasn't completely buttoned up at the top. So normal Kuzuryu, party edition.

He swiftly put on his own shoes and walked over to Souda. "Wow,, you look great"

"I always look like this.. But thanks. You look good too."

awkward silence....

"Anyways. Who's driving?" Kazuichi asked while they both started to leave the room. " You should. I'll be the one driving back anyways." " Oh come on! I'm not even going to drink that much!"

The blonde was the first out of the house and into the car. Souda soon followed after and started it up. "Who's going to be there?" " Gundham of course, Sonia might join them, Hajime and Akane is coming but said they'll be a bit late, And Chiaki and Mikan organized it so they should be there too. Oh and Peko also." "So why didn't you invite me?"

(Also since this won't be direct in the oneshot, Sonia and Gundham are married, Peko and Ibuki are together, Chiaki and Mikan are together, and Hajime and Akane are just there as friends they both have separate partners)

Souda finally started the car up and backed it out of the driveway. "Again, You don't really like parties. Let alone clubs. I just don't want you to feel uncomfortable or like you have to tag along." Kuzuryu didn't respond, but instead drifted his attention to his phone.

And the drive began.

...

Souda gripped onto the smaller's hand as they walked into the club. On entering, they were hit with bright lights and loud music; two things Kuzuryu hated.

'I knew he shouldn't have came..'

Before disappearing into the crowd, the mechanic glanced behind him to the other, just to see if Kuzuryu was sure on entering. He wasn't looking at him, more like observing the room. His face didn't look like he didn't want to be there, so Souda pulled him along.
Nanami had given them instructions on where the rest of them would be once they entered. The only people that wouldn't be there would be Owari and Hinata; who decided to stop to eat before arriving.

It took them a bit to navigate around to the area with the amount of people constantly bumping into them. Nanami decided to rent a booth in the back for them to just chill at. Soon they did make it to the booth, where they saw Tanaka, Mioda, Pekoyama, and Tsumiki.

"Oh.. I didn't expect Fuyuhiko to be here..." Tsumiki hummed. It was one of those times where she didn't seem nervous or anxious at all. Which was rare. "Well sit down! Quickly! We're about to order our drinks and Ibuki wants a free one since it's her party!" Of course

Both of the guys slid into the booth. Good thing it was big enough. At first only nine people were going to be there, however the club didn't have odd number seating, so they reserved a ten seat booth. Good thing.
"So, where is Chiaki and Sonia?" Souda asked while reaching over to pick up a menu-like paper which had a list of all the drinks available. "They both went to the bathroom just a few minutes ago. They should be back soon," Pekoyama stated.

A bit of small conversations began, even when the other two came back. It was mostly just small talk and whatever came to mind. Not long after, a waiter came by.

"Is there any drinks I can get you all?"

Everyone began to place their order on drinks, with the birthday girl making sure that they knew it was her birthday party. "And what would you like to drink sir?" The waiter asked while turning to the mechanic. "Oh, um,," he look a quick look back at the menu "Just a glass of sake would be enough for me for now."
"Alright sounds good, and what about you?" Their direction turned to Kuzuryu. Souda was going to answer for him. He's Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu. He doesn't drink. He'll ask for water. However right when he was about to open his mouth, he was cut off. "I'll take a beer please."

Beer-

Oh

Okay,,

The waiter told them that they'll be back with their drinks shortly and walked off. That's when the mechanic turned to the yakuza; definitely confused. "So when did you start drinking beer-?" "I don't. Just the only thing I know of without looking at the menu." "You can just order water Hiko, you don't have to force yourself to drink they have that here too." "I know, but ordering water at a club is weird." Souda was going to say something else, but then look what the cat dragged in.

"HEY BUKI!! I JUST FORCED HAJIME TO PAY FOR IT ALL!!"

"It was against my will— She would hav beat me up if I didn't agree.."

Owari was dragging Hinata by the arm towards the table. "Hey,, why is everyone just sitting around? We gotta give the birthday girl what she wants!" The gymnast then grabbed Ibuki out of the booth and pulled her out; also pulling Pekoyama with her. "Don't you wanna go to the dance floor Ibuki?" " Yea! Ibuki wants to go dance! Let's go dance!"
It seemed that almost everyone was fine with that, so they all got up. Minus Tsumiki and Kuzuryu though. They decided to stay out until the drinks arrived to let them know and so no one would sit at an unoccupied booth.

Before running to the dance floor, Souda just wanted to check on the blonde one more time.

" Are you sure you'll be fine? I don't want you to feel weird or like you have to be here-"

"Kaz I'm fine."

"But seriously. Are you sure? This isn't really like you. I'm sure Ibuki would understand if you didn't want to be here and—"
He was cut off by the blonde putting his hand over his mouth.

"Kaz I appreciate you caring about me, but I promise you i'm fine."

"But—"

"I'm fine. If I didn't want to be here I wouldn't have came. And nothing's wrong with a little beer, I can handle it."

"I know, still..."

The blonde sighed and rolled his eyes. He cupped Souda's face and gave him a quick kiss. "Please shut up and go dance. I'll be here if you need me." Souda nodded and the other lightly pushed him away from the booth, and outside of the crowd.

He started to try and find his friends + Tanaka in the crowd. It took him a bit, but eventually he spotted Mioda's black and white horns and make his way toward them.

...

The group was just having fun for the most party. Even Kuzuryu decided to join in and dance with the rest. They were all just talking with eachother at their assigned booth; making conversations and joking around. Souda did often double check if the blonde was enjoying himself, with him still being a bit worried. Surprisingly he was, like really was. Almost as if it was unlike him.

How much did he drink again-?

He wasn't going to say anything about it though because he didn't want to ruin their fun. Besides, nothing was wrong with being a little drunk.

Even if little was an understatement-

Later on they all ended up going back do the dance floor and then continued to have fun. Souda didn't even notice the blonde going missing from the group.

Wait-

Souda immediately pulled out his phone and dialed his number. It wasn't even ten minutes yet how the hell did he- Great. He wasn't answering. He ended up texting him instead.

Kazuichi <3 :
hey! um,, what happened to u???
r u alright 😰

It took a few for him to get a reply, but at least he got one

hiko 😘 :
I'm tine
Fone
Fine
I'm fine

Kazuichi <3 :
great
where r u?

Took a bit to receive the next message also

hiko 😘 :
I went to the bathroom
I'll be bsck in a few
Back

Okay. Well there's nothing wrong with that. Souda would just wait a bit until he came back.

...

It's been almost an hour.

Where is he-

Souda was panicking. He tried texting him, and he was left on read. He walked back to the booth to try and see if he was there and he wasn't. He went to the bathroom and he wasn't there. He asked around for him and no one knew where he went.

He was scared

Scared enough to start dialing the police

Until

Incoming call : hiko 😘

He answered it immediately

"Hey! Hiko are you okay? What happened? Where are you??"

He heard the music from the club, so he knew he was still inside.

" Haha... HI KAZ!"

" Hiko wh—"

" Mm boored... Can we go home now..."

His words were slurred and he could barely hear his voice. He's more than a little drunk-

"Meet me outside, I'll be waiting."

It was silence on the other end

I little bit of movement

A bump

And then sudden... crying-?

" Hiko? What happened-?"

" I... *sniff* My head hurrrttts"

He must have bumped it-

" Can you tell me where you are? I'll come get you babe"

" Ew... You sound weirrrd saying 'babe' ahaha... 'babe'... ahaha"

Sigh

" Where are you?"

Instead of answering, he was still laughing to himself. He wasn't going to get an answer, was he-? He began looking around. Not for Kuzuryu being that he's took short in the crowd, but trying to find a place where he could fall, hit his head, and there not being a large crowd gathered around him.
His eyes moved to the lit up bar. That is a possibility. He could have feel off the chair trying to get up from a stool and hit his head on the floor.

So he made his way there

Took him a bit because of all the other people, but eventually he was there. And just as he predicted, there was Kuzuryu. He was sitting under the bar, barely sitting up, still giggling to himself. He didn't even notice Souda looking directly at him.
He kneeled in front of him and turned his head towards him so the blonde was looking at him. "Oh." he mumbled inbetween laughter. " Come on Hiko, let's get out of here." he said; pulling him up on his feet. The mechanic made sure to hold him properly since he was wobbling. If he let him go, he was sure to fall on his face.

"Wait.. 'm forgetting..."

The blonde turned back towards the bar; stumbling a bit and grabbed something. It was a shot glass. He downed it before setting it back onto the table, turning back to his fiancée, and just leaning onto him.

"Okayy. Now carry me. Pleease.."

With a sigh and him rolling his eyes, he lifted the other so that he was carrying him with both arms. Souda began walking towards the exit. " What happened to you meeting me back on the dance floor" " I got lost I guess.. can we stop at Mc Donald's?" They made it out the club and to the car.

He opened the passenger door first to get Kuzuryu in; making sure he was sitting properly and his seat belt was on. But he did put up a fight even if he's the one that wanted to leave in the first place.
After that he closed the door and got in in the driver's side. Quickly. Once inside he turned of Kuzuryu, to see him sleeping. He started up the car and began driving. Usually he'd start up some music, but he didn't want to wake the other up.

Should have taken up on that

After driving for a few minutes, the blonde began to stir back awake. But Souda didn't notice.

" Hey... You went pass Mc Donald's..." He muttered while rubbing his eyes. The mechanic glanced at him before his eyes went back to the road. " You fell asleep, so I didn't stop." " That's finne.. pull over." He was confused but listened and pulled over to the side of the road.
That's when Kuzuryu unbuckled his seatbelt and opened the door. Oh. Souda wasn't confused anymore. He did that to throw up. At least he didn't do that in the car-

" Do you need a tissue?" the other nodded and Souda quickly got one out for him. Kuzuryu took it and wiped off his mouth before closing the door. " Are you okay now?" he nodded. " Can I continue driving?" he shook his head. He looked out the window, and then to Souda.
" Can we go back to the party I think I left my shoes.." Shoes? He looked down to check and.. he wasn't wearing shoes. Why did he take them off in the first place?
" Hiko we can't turn back now. You have more shoes at home. How did you loose your shoes in the first place" "I.. I gave them away.. Can we go back to Mc Donald's?" Wha- " Fuyuhiko, we're going home so you can sleep." The blonde nodded and slowly leaned on the mechanic's shoulder. " That's okay. I don't like Mc Donald's anyways"

Anyways...

Souda started up the car again and continued driving. It seems like the other fell asleep, but of course he wasn't. Just a few minutes later—

" Hey..."

Kuzuryu was looking right at him. "...Hey!" Souda turned to him quickly so he could look back at the road. " You look really nice..." Oh "Thanks.."

' I can get use to drunk Hiko..'

" You're really are handsome... got me all hot n' bothered.."

" What—"

That was.. out of nowhere.

" Hey Kaz.." The blonde let go of the mechanic and started to try and talk off his seatbelt. " Fuyuhiko what are you doing?" He could only see him from the corner of his eyes due to,, driving. But he did hear the click of the other's seatbelt become undone, and then.. Kuzuryu started to climb to the back seat—

" What the hell are you doing?" Kuzuryu didn't answer, but he did hear a bump followed by a small 'ow'. Soon he did make it to the backseat, and Souda looked through the mirror to see him looking for something.
" Do you think we still have those handcuffs?" He choked on the air "Handcu- what do you need those for?" "Because.. Because I want y- Hey I found some.. lube.. Hey wanna go a round?"

What-

" I'm driving!" "Awweeee... That never stopped you befoorrrreeee"

No more drinking

Kuzuryu started to climb back to the front, but instead going to his own seat, he began crawling in Souda's lap. While he was driving-
But of course he had to hit his head on the dashboard before actually making it to his lap
The mechanic kept his eyes in the road. They were almost  home. As as soon as they get there, he was going to throw away every thing of alcohol they had.

Kuzuryu made himself comfortable on his lap, but just as he was about to lean back, the horn went off causing them both to jump. The blonde giggled.
" I didn't... I didn't do that..." Souda sighed " Pmease just stay still until we get home. We're almost there." He nodded and leaned on his chest.

...

After a few minutes, they arrived at the house. Souda pulled into the driveway and quickly opened the car door. It seemed like Kuzuryu fell asleep again, but did wake up once hearing the door. The mechanic undid his own seat belt and started to think of how he would get them both out.

" Hey... Hiii"

He ended up picking up the blonde and taking him out the car along with himself. After closing the door behind them, he.. threw the other over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. He was easy to manage like that.
Souda made it to the front door, unlocked it, and made it inside. The house was cold and dark and the mechanic could barely see, but he still made his way to their room without hitting anything.

Once they were in the room, Souda turned on the light and placed Kuzuryu on the bed. The blonde just.. fell back and closed his eyes, leaving the other to think about what to do next.

He started with turning in the thermostat to warm the house up. Souda went to the closet to grab them both some pajamas to wear, and came back in the room to see the blonde sitting up. " Hey Kaz?" "Hm?" " Um... Are we still on... and did you ever get my shoes?"
Oh.
" No, I did not get your shoes, and no we aren't 'still on'. Try again when you're sober. " "Oh. Okayy... Can I get some water?" he nodded and started to walk to the kitchen.

He turned on the light and grabbed a water bottle. Just then he heard a loud thud... What the-?
With the water in hand, he went back to there room to see Kuzuryu. On the floor. He fell. Again.

Souda put the water bottle on the bedside table and went to the blonde to pick him up and place him back on the bed.

" Thanks" the yakuza mumbled while grabbing the water bottle. But of course. Of course. He ended up spilling all of the water. All over himself. Why-
" Oh.." he put the bottle down and looked at his fiancé. " My clothes are wet... Okay.."

Souda took the water bottle and ran to throw it in the trash. When he came back, the other was wrapped in bed;  actually asleep this time. But it looked like he threw off his clothes since they were on the ground. (only in his underwear and maybe a tank top)

Finally

...

The mechanic woke up in bed, even if he didn't remember getting into it. He remembered all the events of the night before. On how he needed to get rid of the alcohol in the house.

Turning over, he expected to see the blonde in bed, but he didn't. Strange. Kuzuryu never woke up early. He would stay in bed until night if he was allowed. This was unusual..
He looked over the bed to check if he fell off during the night, but he wasn't there. On either sides. And then he heard a voice

" Well look who's awake.."

There was Kuzuryu, at the