(12/29/24 Edit: ngl this is incredibly cringe now that I'm reading this again and fixing the archons names and changing some dialogue, ig for 15 year old me this was a magnum opus lmao)

Hello dear friends <333

I decided to include a chapter courtesy to my best friend about bloopers and outtakes in the production of Moira!!

I'll also include some alternative endings in the story I wanted to do and also we are gonna be reading some comments from other ppl (ofc to not have them be attacked, I blurred out all of their names and pfps bc we do not want ppl to be uncomfortable here)

Without further ado, let's get started!!
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Chapter 1

Vyn (me): DID I SERIOUSLY SPELL PAIMON'S NAME WRONG??

Paimon: hEY! PAIMON'S NAME ISNT PAIMIN!! >:C

Vyn: I am so sorry-

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Acting

The ring she toyed with wa- nevermind, Lumine just fucking flung it into the wall what the hell-

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The ring she toyed with was a memoir of her other best friend-

Vyn: i- did someone think that paimon died from being swallowed up?

Sees comment

Paimon: WHAT- WHAT IS THIS?! PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!

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Venti: uh, was Furina supposed to send me something back?

Vyn: no? Why?

Venti: she sent me this.

The letter simply read:

"No <333"

Furina u gremlin don't make me phase you out of existence

Chapter 2

Vyn: ok so for this scene, venti is supposed to sit on top of diluc a-

Venti: IM WHAT

Diluc: that bard isn't going to sit on top of me under any circumstances

Vyn: I promise u that venti will not have to sit on ur pp, just please-

Venti: what

Vyn: what
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Acting

"...tell your fa- fu- fulu- fuck I messed up."

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"...t-"

...

"Why are you just sitting there...?

"I forgot my line.."

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"...tell your father I said hi."

(Proceeds to miss diluc and stabs the floor instead)

"Why can't you just nail this for God's sake??"

"AT LEAST YOU HAVE IT EASY. ALL YOU DO IS JUST LIE THERE AND AWAIT DEATH!!"

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Scene where diluc passed a bottle of wine to venti

After pondering the thought, Diluc finally slid a bottle of Dandelion Wine in Venti's direction...

...only for it to zoom past him and majestically fly off the counter and meet the ground with a harsh shatter.

Venti: i-

Diluc: not my fault you can't catch

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"I'll pay this time!"

...

"Don't you dare-"

"With a performance."

"Goddammit."

"Ehe."
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Chapter 3

Venti: so are these actually ashes?

Vyn: no goofy, they're just those weird things that get on you when you scratch a lottery ticket.

Venti: oh.

5 minutes later

Vyn: ok hi everyone. We're gonna have to cut this short because venti accidentally inhaled the black pixie dust or whatever it is-

Vyn: JESUS DUDE YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FLING YOURSELF THAT FAR-

Venti, halfway into Maybax: huh?

Furina: please remove yourself from my baby-

Maybax? Why is he named that? Is probably a question you all have.

Well I don't wanna get copyright claimed by Disney, ok?

So Maybax is there in place of Baymax, the actual marshmallow robot.
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At this point there's so many bloopers that I can't be bothered to find which chapters they came from, so here's the dialogue. Oh! Also credits to bubbletea-chan for helping me with this :D ilysm

"WHY DID I GET HIT BY A TURTLE SHELL?!" Venti cried out as Lumine bursted out laughing.

"OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?"

throws a banana

Vyn: DUMMY YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT-

Venti: I wasn't?

Vyn: no...

Lumine: director, you're not gonna like this..

Vyn: hm? What happened?

Lumine: so venti got a little mad and he kinda threw the controller into the tv-

Vyn: VENTI YOU DUMBASS! DONT YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE THAT SHIT????

Venti: the tv was fake?

Vyn: yes- we just projected an image onto there. You weren't actually playing Mario kart.

Venti: :c

[Why is the picture crooked]

"KUSANALI, MOVE YOUR HEAD!" She yelled and hurled the vase. Right at- the freaking wall.

Furina: your aim actually sucks.

Mavuika: that's not my fault I was distracted by your big ass head.

Lumine: awwwh come on, wear the ears for me.

Venti: no. No way I'm wearing then!

Lumine: would you do it for some...wine, perhaps?

Venti: dammit...fine...

*sad cat meme plays*

Vyn: lmao mood

Ven (bestie): you don't even drink coffee

Vyn: ...yeah but it's still a mood

Lumine: did you basically just live some ultimate fantasy through me-?

Vyn: no? Hehehehe...

With a nod from Lumine, he picked her up bridal style and carried her to their home...

...and then he dropped her after 3 seconds.

Venti: im so sorry

Lumine: I'd dropkick you if we weren't on camera

Kaeya: crying whilst trying to be hot

Rosaria: what the fuck

Kaeya: shut up you'll never understand

Venti: Gianna? Why are you so scared?

Gianna: lumine is inhaling the food- like literally she's just breathing in food

Vyn: lumine ik we haven't actually eaten real food for like 4 hours but please stop snorting the honey roast

Sword raised, he yelled out with his pride hung high like a banner, determined that he will puncture a hole into Maybax...

Yeah he missed maybax completely nevermind. He just went flying into the wall and slammed into it

Comment: lick me instead

Venti: i- uh- hard pass. Sorry

Vyn: nah that was my bestie. She simps too hard for you bud

Ven, surrounded in venti merchandise and in a venti hoodie: no I don't tf

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I didn't know there was a limit to how many pics you could put in one chapter :c

Fortunately we do not have to post ppls comments for all to see T^T it's more work to blur them out

Anyways, I shall share some alternative endings and chapters that I couldn't fit in or I forgot about

1. Venti originally wasn't meant to be evil. He would have the power as if he had the catalyst, but he wouldn't kill if someone simply talked to Lumine. He would only lash out to protect her.

2. There was a scene where Venti and Lumine were walking in a forest and they found Klee being attacked by treasure hoarders. This triggered venti and he killed them while Lumine covered Klee's eyes.

3. I only revived Rosaria because there were people asking venti to "not kill the hot women". Because I wouldn't function well if I received death threats and hate comments, I revived her and decided to kill of Royce instead. The response from other people...very positive and supporting of Royce's death. Heh, how funny.

4. I thought of an ending where venti offed himself out of guilt. However, as it is still suicide prevention month, I wouldn't want anyone silently suffering from depression to get ideas and actually want to kill themselves. If you are actually going through that type of stuff, please get professional help immediately.

5. I loved Gianna so much that I actually felt super awful in killing her off. So I made the plot twist because l literally couldn't deal with her being dead. And there was also people who seriously hated venti for making someone around 11 (Gianna's Canon age) to admit the loss of her older brother. Yeah I'll admit. Forcing someone to talk about a dead relative is just horrible.

6. Jesus, the amount of hate towards venti at the end was tremendous. A particular user almost gave me a heart attack because I thought they were telling ME to go die. They were referring to venti. Because of the situation in point 5. People scare me sometimes.

7. There was one error I made during writing. In the chapter that venti was going to confess his sins, he told lumine to watch his braids. Venti was in his modern attire at the time and the modern attire does not have braids.

8. In the chapter where venti was eliminating Gianna, he called her a "piss colored copycat". Someone might have gotten the idea that Venti/I was racist. I am not racist and very accepting of every and any race. I was super quick to correct them as I got confused when they said they were black. I was almost about to say "yeah and I'm orange" as a joke bc I rlly didn't understand until it hit me.

Well, I think that's it!! Tysm for sticking around :D look out for the new book tomorrow! Have a good day/night! <3333