Do you think you're the best looking in the group?

"Um, I dont think I am...I know I am. Come on, like.....do women live longer than men? Of course they do. It's scientifically proven. "

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"I refuse to believe you're all innocent, Jisoo"

"And I refuse to believe that thing on your head is real hair but do you hear me comment, Heechul oppa?"

( I love heechul I just love having them have a sort of brother-sister relationship. But Jisoo is more savage )

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How often do you cry?

"Everytime I hear Namjoon trying to sing a high note. It's like a monkey dragging a knife across a chalkboard. Leave the falsettos to me and Jimin, oppa, the real professionals."

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"Imagine not liking someone just because of the fact that they are doing way better.....Can't relate."

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"Jiminie, you'd be a lot less of a killjoy if you would stop complaining about everything."

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"Me not being worldwide beautiful is like Hoseok oppa not looking good 24/7.....it doesn't add up."

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"Can I have like one day where I don't have to wake up and hear Jin talk to himself in the mirror? We get it, you're handsome. Go back to sleep, its 3 am."

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"The fans call me and Jimin the Soft Line of BTS. Which I don't understand because Jimin is the biggest pervert in the group."

"YAH!"

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"I saw a rock today and wondered what it would be like to be thrown at someone. Rocks deserve better, to be honest. "

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"You know, if you dig up a rock underground, chances are that it has not seen the light of day for thousands of years."

"Jisoo, what-"

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" I didn't know fire can be that hot."

"And I didn't know with all of that pretty, you can be very dumb, Jinnie. Looks like we're both learning something today.

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"Yesterday I heard Jimin and Jungkook yelling in the living room. I asked myself if it was serious enough for me to pause Weightlifting Fairy and see what was going on.....It wasn't."

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Dont be a little bitch and take any of this seriously. This is all for fun.

But anyways, I thought these were somethings Jisoo would say that would seem like Fake subs but are not and i gotta say, Jisoo is a lot more sarcastic than I show.

Tell me if you thought these were funny.

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