At noon, the colours of the sky never popped more than ever! Xiao looked at Y/N like a piece of art as Itto is bulging his veins at him, 'WHY DID HE HAVE TO COME IN THE FIRST PLACE?!' thought Itto as his pupils shrank in wrath and envy. "Why don't we take some pictures in this view?" suggested Y/N. Xiao ran as fast as a cheetah to the point and sat on the chocolate coloured bench, coincidentally, the bench could only fit 2 people. Before Y/N layed a finger on it, Itto greedily sat down first and explained that he will take the pictures with Xiao and give them to Y/N. Y/N agreed with the idea and walked to the point they can barely see them, Xiao on the other hand held the camera in despair knowing that Y/N can't see them well at this perspective. The mask was there, but it cannot be seen.

Xiao suddenly broke the camera upon Itto's head and ignored the blood dripping down from his mouth, "WHA- WHAT THE- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???" Itto bursted out in anger. Somehow, a yellow cow happened to be head butting Xiao's legs gently, until it exploded in geo crystallisation. "Do you think some stupid geo elemental attack with stop me? THEN THINK TWICE WITH THAT RETARDED HEAD OF YOURS." Xiao's words turned into the sin itself. Y/N couldn't process by the sight quality , they thought they were hugging or picking a good photo or something. "HOW DARE YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF GEO!!! I DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE MY VISION ANYWAYS!" Itto boomed, continuing the argument.

"YOUR JUST HERE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO TAKE Y/N AWAY FROM ME-!". "And I will continue to do so with pleasure." smiled Xiao like some number 1 marathon winner. Before his eyes, a gigantic pillar rose from the bottom of Xiao as he tripped in horror. "How many times have I told you not to mess with citizens?" a peculiar voice came out from behind. Zhongli! The geo archon?! Itto frowned in anger and glared at Zhongli. "I-I can't believe my eyes-are you Arataki Itto?" Zhongli stuttered in shock. "Why yes I am-!" Itto cluelessly agreed. "Come with me to Liyue dungeons, filthy wanted criminal." the archon commanded and so the 2 men equipped their weapons and got ready for a fight. Y/N somehow succeeded to run this far to the viewpoint and stopped them before they moved a muscle. "STOOOP!!!" panted Y/N " I..DON'T KNOW...WHAT YOU BOTH..ARE DOING...BUT STOP IT AT ONCE!!" the scream was as loud as an air horn to the ear.

Zhongli recongized Y/N, "Very well, I shall finish you with my burst. Have a good death." Zhongli announced and summoned a rock as big as 2 planets. Zhongli teleported away with Xiao and left the rest to Y/N and Itto. "LETS COMBINE OUR BURSTS TOGETHER!" Itto clocked as soon as it was summoned. Y/N did what they were told and ended up rewinding clockwise so that they were now on the planet, with barely a pint of gravity. "Somehow we are still breathing-" Y/N realised. "We're still on earth, but on a different surface??". "HOW ARE WE GONNA PISS??" Itto worried for the whole time. "I have plan so we can live on earth again." Y/N implied, Itto coughed purposely. "Piss, I ment." Y/N corrected themself. Soon, the 2 scandalous adventurers migrated onto the planet till they could operate their instructions.

Authors note (again):
1) Sorry for the cringe polite swear words, I know it is ramadan soon and I want my muslim (and all) readers to enjoy this fanfic without fear of losing fast or some wattpad readers have strict parents about the words they read, so I am trying to make as much comedic parts without any trouble such as swearing.

2) YES I KNOW I HAVE USED THE WORD WRATH A LOT AND THIS PART IS LONGER THAN USUAL BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO END IT