fourth chapter ,, more
actual reading
im so mean i know
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engine purring loud ,, dot sighed as she waited for you. she had given a heads up that she'd be here soon ,, but never specifically said when. so you waited till last minute ,, procrastinated even ,, on getting ready. it reminded you of your school days ,, waiting till last minute to do something and somehow still acing the class.

rushing out the door ,, you fell face first into the concrete. all that preparation to make yourself look so hot and smexy for a certain mans was wasted. the time effort you put in your last few minutes was quickly rewarded with a mouthful of hard ass concrete. that's it ,, the world officially had something against you.

        " get in the car !" dot called ,, rolling her eyes as you dramatically picked yourself up from the ground. " dot ! oh ,, dottie ,," you cry out ,, hand reaching for the woman only to fall back on the ground. she sighed ,, facepalming as she wanted for you to be done with your bullshit act. realizing she wasn't going to do a thing ,, you huffed and picked yourself up from the ground ,, making your way to the jeep.

" so nice of you ,," you rolled your eyes ,, " helping me and all ,," you crossed your arms and pouted in your seat. " youre welcome ,," she smiled ,, leaving the premises and towards the destination.

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a few were already standing and waiting ,, about two women and a few men. it was obvious as to who was who ,, as the bots had no clue to what to do or where to go ,, especially at the mall. there wasnt much for them to do ,, at least ,, not that they think they could. they were still new to all this ,, going out in holoforms and being at the height of a human. besides wheeljack ,, he was interrogating everyone on their holoforms. elita had already shoved his face out of her way ,, before standing beside arcee to chat about who knows what.

        their holoforms were interesting to say the least. arcee was about 5'6 ,, dark skinned with pinkish overalls on. she had the look of a tomboy ,, some stains already on her clothes from god knows what. elita was a bit lighter skinned than arcee ,, if anything she looked like your celebrity hottie that men would drop to the knees for. wheeljack was shorter ,, hitting about 5'4 and having a bit of chub to him. he looked damn fine too ,, hair slicked back in black and grey highlights. he had glasses over his eyes ,, and a beard to match somewhat of his facial plating on his bot form.

        he had a bit of a more casual look to him ,, eyes wrinkled and aged yet they were a soft blue. optimus and megatron looked the oldest ,, and possibly the tallest out of you bunch. optimus was also dark skinned like arcee ,, bright blue eyes unnatural in the sunlight. he didnt have anything special on ,, just another casual look. the most he wore that stood out was his neon red jacket. megatron on the other hand looked like your friend's dad who was a dilf. eyes dark ,, and skin light ,, wearing a suit. he definitely stood out ,, looked like some horribly undercover fbi agent sent to trick you into giving him your digital footprint or something.

        his ears were also pierced ,, little red jewels contrasted against his darkened appearance. you and dottie hopped out of the jeep ,, ready to get the show on the road. optimus's eyes lit up the moment he saw you two ,, giving a small wave to you both that you returned joyfully.

        this was about to be either the worst or best saturday of your life.

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        arcee sat in the cart ,, cheering as you ran with her inside. elita was standing at the end of the isle ,, shaking her head and laughing at you two. " faster ! faster !" arcee had chanted like a kid ,, giggling as you sped up.

and then ,, out of thin air ,, optimus ended up coming towards the end of the isle ,, and stood frozen as you and arcee came crashing into the poor old man.

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" (y/n) ,, are you sure this is healthy for you ?" megatron asked as he picked up one of the boxes of mini-muffins. you stuck your tongue out at him ,, " that's none of your business megs !" you snatched the mini-muffins from him and placed it in the cart along with a couple other mini-muffin boxes.

" yeah megs ,, let the girl get what she wants ,," arcee rolled her eyes and snickered at megs baffled expression. he was absolutely bazonked.

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arcee and elita's laughter was loud behind you ,, running away once again from dookie face ,, who somehow hunted your ass down. he really has it out for you ,, and you were suspecting that schloder gave dookie face your location on purpose.

you'd have to interrogate the agent later ,, when dookie face was done chasing your ass.

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loud sobs came from your mouth ,, looking at the $150 and some tax on the screen. all those mini-muffins ended up being shit balls expensive. maybe y'all should've gone to a gas station ,, and raided their bug juices or whatever.

swiping your card ,, you kiss your bank account sorry and grab your mini-muffins ,, dottie patting your back in comfort as optimus and megatron exchanged funky looks. goofy ass bitches better watch their attitudes ,, them mini-muffins are worth it.

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        dark came faster than jesus christ himself ,, the sky painting a series of dark navy blue and fading into reds and pinks. you all bid your goodbyes for the night ,, climbing into the jeep with your millions of mini-muffins in hand.

        dottie climbed in after you ,, starting up the jeep and heading off into the dark night. the trees flashing by outside were nothing but a blurr ,, and it wasnt long until your house came into view. you bid your goodnight and thanks to the woman ,, exchanging a few quick nips at each other. she soon pulled out of the driveway and head home.

        right as you were about to go open your door ,, the sounds of skedadaddling across the ground had alerted you. head whipped around to stare into the night ,, scanning the grass for any movement or critters ,, you came up empty. shrugging ,, you returned to your door.

it swung open ,, hustling your mini-muffins inside and set them down on your table. you'd sort them all out in the morning ,, when you weren't so tired. or hallucinating sounds ,, since it sounded like a bunch of funky pots and pans in the kitchen.

rubbing your eyes ,, you walked towards your kitchen to investigate. though you definitely werent expecting what you saw ,, almost made you do a little goofy thing.

" ah ,, good evening agent (l/n) ,, i was expecting you ."