"Tom get down from there"
"No y/n, want I need is up here" He yells from up the latter
"I'll call the cops" You say threatening Tom
"I'll fight them"
"I got cookies" You say trying to tempt Tom

He goes down and grabs a cookie "I would if totally fought those cops" He says with his mouth full of cookie crumbs

You kiss him on the cheek. "I know you would Tommy"