Y/n: Alright, let's run this from the top. I'm the narrator this time

*At the beginning (kind of)*

So I'm assuming you know about Naruto stealing the scroll and the entire Naruto Timeline by now, so I'm just going to skip to the fight scenes.

The first fight in the story was with Mizuki, and let's just say he didn't have a great time:

Mizuki: *Throws Kunai's at Iruka*

Iruka: Look out! *Pushes Naruto out of the way*

Naruto: Ahhh!

Iruka: Argh!!!

Mizuki: I see you found our little hideout

Iruka: So that's the way it is, Huh? I should have known

Mizuki: Naruto! Please give me the scroll now!

Naruto: Wait a minute! What's going on here?!

Y/n: Isn't it obvious?

Everyone: Huh?!

Y/n: He's using you, Naruto, using you for his own personal gain

Naruto: W-what?!

Mizuki: You! What are you doing here?!

Y/n: What does it look like? I'm here to arrest you

Mizuki: Like hell you are!

At that moment, Mizuki tried to attack me, but it failed horribly

Iruka: Y/n! Lookout!

He shouted at me as if I was in danger. But of course, I wasn't, and I just kind of flicked him, and the fight was over.

Then the bell test went like this:

Kakashi: 3, 2, 1, Go!

Y/n:

Kakashi:!

Sakura & Naruto: Huh??!

Sasuke: Show off

Alright, so those weren't very entertaining; however, the next fight I'm about to show you is interesting. The first Zabuza fight:

Zabuza: Finished? You don't get it, do you? Your technique is nothing but a crass imitation. A mere copycat ninja like you will never defeat me

Kakashi: *Grunts*

Zabuza: *Laughter* You are full of surprises, though. You'd already copied my water clone jutsu when you made your little speech

Y/n: Hey

Zabuza: Huh?

Y/n: Think fast chucklenuts

Zabuza: Ugh!

Team 7:!!!

Y/n: Get up. I didn't even hit that hard

Zabuza: Why you little!

Y/n: What's wrong? Are You done already?

Zabuza: You wish!

Then I proceeded to beat his ass up

Y/n:

Zabuza: Argh!

Naruto & Sakura:!

Y/n: Get. The. Bloody. Hell. Up! And Fight Me!

Zabuza: Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!!!

Sasuke:!

Kakashi:-...

I kept beating him up, giving him no time to rest or even take a breath

Y/n: Weak! Weak! Weak! Weak!! So weak!!!

Eventually, Haku came and took Zabuza away

Y/n: Do as you like with him. He's worthless as an opponent to me

Then later, I told you that I learned the Rasengan. That was a lie. I actually learnt it at the age of 2. But regardless, the next exciting fight was on the bridge.

I was late to the fight, so when I got there, the first thing I did was grab Haku by the face from with-in his ice mirror and pelted him into a nearby cliff

Y/n:

Haku: Argh!!

Then I went over to Zabuza and beat his ass again

Y/n:

Zabuza: Argh! Argh!! Argh!!! Argh! ARGH!!

Then that rich guy comes along (Gato) with his buddies, which usually results in Zabuza beating half of them up and then dying, but Instead, I beat them up

Y/n: Let's go

Naruto: Woah!

Sakura: Amazing!

Y/n: No touching

Grunt: Urgh! What the-?!

Sasuke & Kakashi:!

Y/n: Now do a flip

Grunt: What the- Argh!

Naruto: Ow!

Y/n: A baseball bat? How original

Grunt: Argh!!

Y/n: And-

Grunt: ARGH!!!

Y/n: K.O

After that, the next interesting thing was meeting Temari, which played out something like this:

Y/n: What's your name?

Gaara: It's Gaara; I'm also interested in your name

Y/n: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to her

Temari: Me?!

Y/n: Well, there are no other females around

Temari: O-oh! My name is Temari!

Y/n: Temari, huh? Well, I'll definitely remember that

Temari (T): Is he flirting with me?! I mean, he is my type but-! God, this is embarrassing!

Y/n: I'll be seeing you later

Temari (T): He's definitely into me!

Temari: Oh! Y-yeah sure! Cya!

Y/n: Oh, and one more thing

Temari: Huh?

Y/n: Gaara, was it?

Gaara: Yeah, what?

Y/n: You might want to get some sleep. You look depressing

Temari & Kankuro (T): Did he just roast Gaara?!

Y/n: Don't take it personally, but you look like you're wearing eye make-up

Temari & Kankuro (T): He totally just did!

Gaara:-...

Y/n: Anyways, I'm leaving

Gaara:-...

Y/n: Emo

After that, the chunin exams started, which changed massively. Tenten is still in the exams. I actually went alone because I'm just built different.

For the paper exam, I finished the test in 3 minutes with perfect scores without cheating because it was easy.

I wasn't there for the Orochimaru fight because I beat the forest of death in 43 seconds (I beat up the sound village for my other scroll). I also elbowed Gaara so fast that no one saw

Y/n:

I just did that for fun.

In the preliminary rounds, I had to fight three people to coincide with the fact that I was a single player. I beat Choji with ease, I set Shino on fire, causing him to fade out of consciousness, and I knocked out Sasuke using a staff similar to Sun Wukong's Ruyi Jingu Bang

Y/n:

Sasuke: Argh!!

Then most of the fights after this are boring, even when I fight Gaara. I one-shot him like this:

Y/n:

Gaara: Argh!!

Temari & Kankuro:!!

Temari: I'm definitely falling in love!

Oh, and the kingdom fight was basically the same but with a lot less emotion.

And that's everything until part 2 of the bonus chapters. Come back again later when part 2 is out.

To be continued...

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