FELIX ✨
YONGLIX

07|08 • 11:07

morning :)
how did u sleep :))

i didnt

ur really beginning to get on my nerves

just like ur mum is beginning
to get on this dick insert lip bite here

ur annoying
im leaving

wait no :(
bestie pls dont go :((
if u dont come
ha
cum
HDUSHEJEJS
ANYWAY
if u dont come back
ill be forced to send u the entire shrek script
line
by
line

07|08 • 11:24

ok damn
not even that brought u back
welp
guess i gotta do it

SHREK: once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
but she had an enchantment upon her
of a fearful sort
which could only be broken by love's first kiss
she was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon
many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison
but non prevailed. she waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
like that's ever gonna happen
what a load of - (toilet flush)

oK
I GET IT

bruh i didnt even get up to the best part
thats only the intro :((((
UR A HEARTBREAKER

i really hate you.

ok google play this hurts