CHRIS | CHAN
CHRISBANGG

17/08 • 11:57

i need you to add me back to that chat

what chat?
OH
why??

because i did something

like good did something or bad did something

bad did something

you and i might be in the same boat then

seems that way
SEEN

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JISUNG, JEONGIN :), CHRIS | CHAN, HWANG...
Name this group...

17/08 • 11:01

CHRISBANGG added HHYUNJIN to the chat

HANJISUNG
oh please
keep him gone
there is no use for him here

CHRISBANGG
hes got something to say

HANJISUNG
oh of course he does!

lets just hear him out sungie

HANJISUNG
fine
but if there is any felix slander
he can fuck right off.

CHRISBANGG
floor is yours hyunjin

HHYUNJIN
so i kinda fucked up
and now changbin has blocked me

CHRISBANGG
welcome to the club

HANJISUNG
wait he blocked both of you?

HHYUNJIN
yepp.
and i think minho might be next

might as well call this gc
the block by changbin club

JEONGI.N
surprised i wasnt the first member

CHRISBANGG
it was either me or felix
fuck
i feel so guilty

HHYUNJIN
ditto.
i couldnt explain shit to him
he thinks chan and felix are together
and did this as some sort of sick joke

CHRISBANGG
wait what???
i promise we aren't
like i swear on my dogs life

HHYUNJIN
i know that
you know that
we all know that
but he doesnt

KIMSMIN
well how tf
are we supposed to
fkn help them
sort their shit out now
???

CHRISBANGG
wish i knew

maybe you can message him seungmin
theres no reason for him to have blocked you

KIMSMIN
besides the fact that im friends with felix
and close with hyunjin
also best friends with the kid who messaged him
yeh i cant think of a reason why hed block me

HHYUNJIN
he was dumb enough to think
chan and felix are dating

maybe hes dumb enough to over look those things??

KIMSMIN
mhmm
i doubt it
like i can try
but i make no promises that anything will happen

HANJISUNG
wishing you luck soldier
🫡

KIMSMIN
🫡

CHRISBANGG
how is felix?
i havent seen him online at all

HANJISUNG
ive been staying with him
he hasnt touched is phone in days
and tbh looks like complete shit
i told him abt your aussie food offer though
he perked up a little
whats to know what youve got

CHRISBANGG
wait lemme see,,

HHYUNJIN
have you guys ever had australian snacks?
some of them are fucking wild
i went to sydney with chan once and good god

JEONGI.N
ik what you mean
some of them are like insane
like those fkn wagon wheels
bro wtaf???

RIGHT???
and dont even get me started on those fkn
eucalyptus drops
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE
EUCALYPTUS

HANJISUNG
we literally eat kimchi
thats fkn fermented vegetables

JEONGI.N
BUT ITS NOT EUCALYPTUS
KOALAS EAT THAT SHIT
AND ITS IN CLEANING PRODUCTS
OR CLEANING PRODUCTS ARE MADE
TO SMELL EXACTLY LIKE IT
LIKE WHY

CHRISBANGG
ok im back???
i have you know eucalyptus is very nice

JEONGI.N
yeah and youre a fkn weirdo.

CHRISBANGG
words hurt.
anyway so ive got lamingtons
life savers fruit tingles
darrell lea raspberry bullets
ovaltine

HANJISUNG
YOU DISGUST ME WITH YOUR OVALTINE
AND IF THISE LAMINGTONS HAVE JAM
YOURE A FUCKING WRONGIN
- felix

CHRISBANGG
OVALTINE IS GOOD

HANJISUNG
HOW MANY TIMES
WERE YIU DROPPED AS A CHILD

TO LIKE OVALTINE
- felix

CHRISBANGG
I WAS ONLY DROPPED ONCE

HHYUNJIN
explains a lot

it really does

HANJISUNG
FKN KNEW IT
- felix
NOW DO THOSE LAMINGTONS HAVE JAM ⁉️
- felix

CHRISBANGG
NO THEYRE PLAIN ONES

HANJISUNG
AT LEAST YOU GOT SOMETHING RIGHT
IM On My Way! NOW DICKHEAD
- felix

JEONGI.N
please the autocorrect

CHRISBANGG
NEITHER YOU OR JISUNG
KNOW WHERE I LIVE

HANJISUNG
hyunjin knows

HHYUNJIN
i do know,,
58 levanter lane

HANJISUNG
🫡🫡
(thats meant to be felix and i)

HHYUNJIN
(oh slay)
🫡

HANJISUNG
see you in a bit chann

CHRISBANGG
good god
is it too late to take back my offer?

HANJISUNG
yepp :D
- felix

CHRISBANGG
:(

JEONGI.N
seungmins been gone awhile
reckon he was successful ??

i sure hope so
otherwise there is no hope
must put our faith in kim

HHYUNJIN
im still not over the fact that he blocked us

well idk if ive been blocked

JEONGI.N
honestly neither
if i have i understand why

HHYUNJIN
well he originally thought that
felix had told chan everything
like a dumbass i corrected him and said
thats impossible
it was minho that told us
sooo

yeahhh
im definitely on the blocked list

LEEKNOWHO named the group The Blocked By TrashBin Club

🫡

JEONGI.N
if thats the case
felix should be in this gc too

JEONGI.N added YONGLIX to the group

HHYUNJIN
ok but seriously,,
where is seungmin ?

JEONGI.N
@KIMSMIN yo minnie you die?

SEEN BY MINHO, HWANG HYUNJIN + 1

17/08 • 12:25

KIMSMIN
didnt die
but i did learn something very interesting

HANJISUNG
SO DID I AND ITS THAT
CHRIS BANG IS FUCKED
- felix

CHRISBANGG
IM FUCKING SORRY

HANJISUNG
PINK LAMINGTONS
FUCKING PINK ONES
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
- felix

CHRISBANGG
THERES BARELY A DIFFERENCE

HANJISUNG
THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE
- felix

KIMSMIN
love how felix signs off his messages
when we all know its him

HHYUNJIN
fr
anyway ignore them
what did you discover ❓❓❓

KIMSMIN
well
you remember minho talking about felixs ex
well his exs name is yeongmin
seo yeongmin

HHYUNJIN
oh fuck
thats

KIMSMIN
changbins brother
yep

hes changbins brother???
thats impossible

KIMSMIN
thats what i thought too
but then i remembered
felix did mention that yeongmin had a brother
except that they were overseas at the time

CHRISBANGG
wait
hyunjin changbin and i
we went to australia a few years back
we were there for awhile

HHYUNJIN
omg
yeongmin was the bastard that did that to felix?
but he was so nice

JEONGI.N
thats what we thought too
until everything came to light

CHRISBANGG
shit,,
did changbin know anything??

KIMSMIN
he had no idea
he knew that yeongmin had a gf
and that they were expecting
but he had no idea about anything regarding felix

this changes everything
ji does felix know?

HANJISUNG
not yet
as soon as i saw yeongmin mentioned
i shooed him away
good thing he isnt in this gc

JEONGI.N
abt that...

YONGLIX
like brother like brother aye?

fuck.