CUM BLOCKED SHOWER DRAIN

14/08 • 10:00

men amirite

HHYUNJIN
what did felix do now?

skwhsushwj
hOW are u so sure im talkin abt felix????

HHYUNJIN
if ure not talkin abt felix
imma call u a cheater
felix is basically ur bf at this point
id feel obligated to message him
if ure talking to other men

OK
OK
ITS FELIX
I PROMISE

HHYUNJIN
ok good
didnt feel like making a kid cry today

CHRISBANGG
thats surprising

aYO??

HHYUNJIN
stfu "chris"
if thats even ur real name
deadass should just stick w/chan smh

CHRISBANGG
WHAT DO U HAVE AGAINST MY NAME???
IM SO CONFUSED????
AND YES ITS MY REAL NAME

HHYUNJIN
pre sure
everyone got smthin against someone
with the name chris
i call bs that its ur name tho

CHRISBANGG
I CAN ASSURE U THAT ISNT THE CASE
GO OFF IG
WTF

mum and dad are fighting again :(
can i pls go back to being the topic of discussion

HHYUNJIN
bitch if u wanna be the topic of discussion
go message felix

hes busy :(

HHYUNJIN
damn
sucks to be u bestie

ihy :(

HHYUNJIN
its mutual <3

dad file a divorce w/this bitch
i dont like them.

CHRISBANGG
please
stop talking to me
as if im your actual father.

lmao sure dad

CHRISBANGG
ffs changbin.
arent u supposed to be at work anyways ??

oh yeh
lmao forgot abt that
busy thinkin abt
other things...

HHYUNJIN
fuckin dumbass

oi >:(

CHRISBANGG
rent is due this week buddy
better hurry up and fuck off to work

that was kinda harsh
fuck u dad >:(

HHYUNJIN
chan on his hating changbin arc

i hope not :(
anyways im gonna get dressed and head to work
byebye dickheads
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BROCCOLI FLAVOURED TOOTHPASTE

14/08 • 10:03

HANJISUNG
ok cocks
ive got him
we will be a little late tho
sorrysorry <3

KIMSMIN
what happened this time?

that mfker
DECIDED
to rip my fucking front door
O F F
its FUCKING hinges
and he needs to fix it :)
so we are going to koreas version of bunnings
to get some door hinges

LEEKNOWHO
tf is a "bunnings"

heaven on earth.
they feed u on the weekends <3

LEEKNOWHO
ok then?

HANJISUNG
OK BUT LIKE
in MY defence
felix needed to give me an explanation for smthin

JEONGI.N
what is this?
fucking court
why are u defending urself?

HANJISUNG
BC I NEED TO
THAT BITCH IS GONNA DRAG MY NAME THROUGH THE MUD

DAMN RIGHT
prolly wont be able to get
my security deposit now :(

KIMSMIN
ur planning on moving?

yeh idk maybe
still umming and ahing abt it

KIMSMIN
fairfair

LEEKNOWHO
bub did u end up getting an explanation

HANJISUNG
<3333
but nO

WTF U MEAN NO
U READ MY MESSAGES

HANJISUNG
YEH BUT
I DIDNT HEAR IT FROM UR MOUTH
SO IT DOESNT COUNT
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS
>:(((

JEONGI.N
so am i gonna need to push the reservations back ??

probs innie
sorry <3

JEONGI.N
its ok lixie
ure not at fault for jisung being dumb <3

HANJISUNG
OI

ty innie
knew ud have my back <33

JEONGI.N
so when should i push them to?

try 12:30
we've just gotten to the place
but
idk how long its gonna take to repair the door :/

JEONGI.N
betbet

LEEKNOWHO
do either of u even know how to fix a door

10$ there is a youtube video telling u how.

LEEKNOWHO
bet.

also quick question
throwing it out to everyone
how many 24/7 places are around here??

KIMSMIN
plenty
ure gonna need to be more specific

like those convenience stores

LEEKNOWHO
i think theres like 2?

JEONGI.N
i thought it was 3

LEEKNOWHO
nah bc theres the one on the corner
and then the one next to that cafe

JEONGI.N
ure forgetting that alleyway like one

LEEKNOWHO
oh yehhh
that one

KIMSMIN
ayo that place is real sketchy tho
99.9% chance someone will come up to u
and force u to do heroin

JEONGI.N
truetrue
but its the only one
that sells those chips that i really like

KIMSMIN
ahh ok
didnt realise they were hard to get

JEONGI.N
its a real pain in the ass :(

anyways
ty guys <33
hannieee

HANJISUNG
im driving
ure right next to me
fucking talk to me.

LEEKNOWHO
bubs dont text and drive

red light
we're fine
anyway we need
to make a quick stop on the way back :)

HANJISUNG
REPLIED TO MINHO
/ bubs dont text and drive
i'll be safe darling. promise

LEEKNOWHO
good <3

HANJISUNG
lix i still dont understand
why u couldnt just tell me that
and had to message it
but ok

great :))
anyways
see u guys HOPEFULLY by 12:30 <33

KIMSMIN
sounds good :)

JEONGI.N
see u two then <3

LEEKNOWHO
<3
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