sorry for any and all spelling / wording errors 

I changed the whole ending 

this ended up being kinda long!!!!

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"one. two. three. four. five. six....twenty!" you yelled "ready or not here i come" your eyes blinked open and adjusted to the bright fluorescent lights of Ikea

okay. where would liv hide? 

you glanced around the fully decorated showroom, there were a few families here and there but other than that it was mostly vacant. There were many places to hide, but Olivia was known for being the master of hide and seek. Games in your own house would go on for an hour at least. 

suddenly, this started to seem like a terrible idea. Ikea was HUGE. 

No. chill out y/n, you'd find her. 

You took a deep breath and then started to pick apart everything in the room mentally while not moving. Chances are if liv was hidden well she wouldn't be able to see you. Olivia was known for changing spots when she heard you coming, but two can play at that game. 

after deciding the room was empty, you followed the arrows painted on the floor and found yourself in a dining room showroom, with a kitchen connected. Thats when you heard a crash. 

The loud sound of glass shattering filled your ears. You spun around just in time to see a flash of purple disappear into the showroom next door. 

bullseye. 

you took off. smart choice to wear active shoes today, y/n. You bolt after your girlfriend and turn the corner in time to see her turn the next one. 

"SHIT!!!" you hear before another loud crash 

you skid to a halt in a small walkway and almost see it happen in slow motion. 

Olivia must've brushed up against a display bookshelf while she was evading your capture and sure enough, every one of the hard-cover cookbooks came tumbling down. It's not exactly funny, per se...but for some reason, you can't hold back the snort laughs that come out of your mouth at Olivia's panicked expression

"got you" you pant between snorts

once you start snort laughing, you cant stop

"nope! you haven't tagged me yet" Olivia smirks and then turns on her heels, leaving the cookbooks in her wake

"wait! that's now how-" You stop, knowing it's not going to change anything

"YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, RODRIGO!!" You yell at the top of your lungs as you sprint after her, pushing past a large family as you weave through the complex hallways

you're too busy chasing your girlfriend through Ikea that you almost miss the small break in the wall between a bed and the display couch. If you take the secret passage you can cut Olivia off...

you turn a full 180 and keel for a second before bolting forward again, and sure enough, Olivia stumbles into the room at the same time as you

"hah hah hah!! I GOT YOU, DUMBASS!" You yell as you reach out and tag Olivia firmly on her shoulder 

"f-" Olivia starts before closing her mouth 

"what?" You ask, but Olivia stays silent 

"Ladies, we have to ask that you please exit the premises for playing a rambunctious game of hide and go seek that ended up damaging display items." A very pissed-looking security guard says

You and Olivia don't move, are they kicking you out of Ikea for playing a game?

it sets in with a start, and you stand bolt straight and grab your girlfriend's hand

"oh my god I'm so sorry for anything she did, she's just a little bit dim, don't worry we'll be off. again I'm so sorry for my girlfriend" You joke about Olivia with just a hint of sarcasm but with enough sincerity that the middle-aged guard seems to buy it. you tug a slightly shellshocked Olivia after you. 

it's only when you reach the large room in the store where everyone collects their items that everything piles up and puts a crack in the dam you put up to stop from bursting out laughing at the guard. From Olivia knocking over the books and vase, to getting kicked out of Ikea of all places, it's all pretty funny.

Olivia starts it, she lets out a tense giggle and you know what they say, laughter is infectious. You match her grin and in no time at all both of you are wheezing with laughter. 

"Ladies!" The security guard calls from behind you, to remind you to keep moving. 

"stooppp" You wheeze as you just about collapse on Olivia. Your legs feel weak from beneath you 

"a-eeeeeeeee I'm going downnn" You shriek as your knees buckled and you landed, HARD on your ass. 

"ahhhh i cant" Olivia cackles "I'm so sorry about my...dim girlfriend, she's a little slow. we'll be going now" Olivia can hardly keep a straight face as she addresses the guard

you both speed walk out of the store and right before you exit you yell back to the guard 

"again! sorry for Olivia!!" 

it takes a minute before you both realize that Gracie dropped you off...and she won't pick you up for another three hours. 

You discuss this, and after three minutes you've made no progress. That's what happens when two dumbasses with no friends date. 

"well do you have a better idea?" Olivia pushes

"You know Conan asks questions" you groan, but Olivia's already dialing

"at least let me do the talking" You grab Olivia's phone out of her hands just as Conan picks up. 

"what do you want" he states

"Why so hostile?" You mime a hurt voice "A girl can't just talk to her girlfriend's best friend?" 

"Is this your idea of doing the talking?" Olivia whispers and you just roll your eyes 

"Can you pick us up at Ikea?" I almost cringe at my bluntness

"Why the hell are you guys at Ikea at eleven am on a Saturday?" Conan asks 

"i...uh...well..."

"We needed to go bed shopping" Olivia buts in loudly, making sure Conan can hear her

"that's so random guys. What did you just decide you don't like your bed on a random Saturday morning? like they're expensive."

you don't say anything, and the line is silent for a few seconds 

"Olivia. why did you need a new bed?" 

"i...uh...yeah OLIVIA why don't you tell him what happened" I smirk

"y/n broke the bed riding me o-" 

"you know? it's on me for asking. I'll be there in twenty minutes after I get a coffee. but don't you dare mention riding each other once I'm within a mile radius of you." without another word, he hangs up. 

"well! that went well" you smile

"wElL? YOU MADE ME TELL CONAN, OF ALL PEOPLE, THAT WE BROKE THE BED WHILE FUCKING. CONAN. I HAD TO TELL. CONAN." Olivia exclaims 

"I know and it was super funny" You chuckle before pulling Olivia into a tight hug. 

"OKAY. six feet distance between you to while you're in my car, thanks" Conan yells out the open window as he pulls up at the curb

"will do." You say as you hop in and make room for Olivia in the back seat. 

"Thanks for the ride," Olivia says as she closes the door just as Conan speeds forward 

"do I want to know why you got kicked out of Ikea?" Conan asks warily

"uh...we never said-" 

"honey, it's already everywhere. Give it twenty-four hours and I'm sure it'll be trending." Conan hands Olivia his phone, and she holds it so we can both read the article on the screen-- "Pop Star, Olivia Rodrigo, and Girlfriend Kicked out of Ikea" 

"Oh lord"