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Honestly this is shorter than most things I write so you're welcome(if you were looking for a sort-of-but-not-to-long read)

(This excludes the BOOK TWO thingy)

Haha there's more

Not really though

Okay good bye you lovely losers.

No, I'm serious.

Goodbye.

I said goodbye.

Why are you still here?

Okay have a good day/morning/after noon/night