- in which radish legs gets exposed

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Toilet Ghost Hanako-san 👻 entered the chatroom!

Yashiro_Nene entered the chatroom!

Toilet Ghost Hanako-san 👻: Hi again!!!

Yashiro_Nene: hello!

Yashiro_Nene: what's your username all about?

Toilet Ghost Hanako-san 👻: Don't you like it?? I think it's cool hehe

Yashiro_Nene: • _ •

Toilet Ghost Hanako-san 👻: DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THATTT

Yashiro_Nene: okay then

Toilet Ghost Hanako-san 👻: I'll change it! I'll change it!!

Yashiro_Nene: anyways hanako-san

Yashiro_Nene: i have big news for u!

Yashiro_Nene: I, Yashiro Nene, got asked to meet on the confession tree ! We're meeting tomorrow!

HANAKO-KUN_7: ew

Yashiro_Nene: WHAt

Yashiro_Nene: HANAKO-SAN AREN'T YOU HAPPY FOR ME??

Yashiro_Nene: i thought we were friends hanako-san

HANAKO-KUN_7: call me Hanako-kun

HANAKO-KUN_7: like my new username <<

Yashiro_Nene: okay hanako-kun T_T

HANAKO-KUN_7: Oh come on yashirooo

HANAKO-KUN_7: Why are you so hyped over a date?

Yashiro_Nene: T_T

HANAKO-KUN_7: What's so good about dates anyway?

Yashiro_Nene: have u been asked out on a date before?

HANAKO-KUN_7: No because I'm not interested in those

Yashiro_Nene: right

Yashiro_Nene: w e l l

Yashiro_Nene: you see hanako-kun

Yashiro_Nene: i have a confession

Yashiro_Nene: this is a huge achievement for me because, as a hopeless romantic, I've been traumatized over a boy rejecting me because of my fat ankles

HANAKO-KUN_7: You have fat ankles?

HANAKO-KUN_7: lolololol

Yashiro_Nene: ಠ_ಠ

Yashiro_Nene: HANAKO-KUN!!!

HANAKO-KUN_7: Haha lolololol

Yashiro_Nene: you're not gonna let this die, are you?

HANAKO-KUN_7: heheheh

Yashiro_Nene: hanako-kun we had a mutual bonding over a call

HANAKO-KUN_7: hohohoho

Yashiro_Nene: don't ruin this friendship hanako-kun

HANAKO-KUN_7: hihihihi

Yashiro_Nene: (ಠ ∩ಠ)

Yashiro_Nene: goodbye

Yashiro_Nene left the chatroom!

HANAKO-KUN_7 added Yashiro_Nene in the chatroom!

HANAKO-KUN_7: Nice try

HANAKO-KUN_7: But you can neVER escape me!!1!

Yashiro_Nene: creepy

HANAKO-KUN_7: (◕‿◕✿)

HANAKO-KUN_7: But all jokes aside

HANAKO-KUN_7: Have you met your soulmate?

Yashiro_Nene: ....no

HANAKO-KUN_7: Ah, so you haven't seen them too?

Yashiro_Nene: seen what?

HANAKO-KUN_7: The colors

Yashiro_Nene: no...

Yashiro_Nene: you too?

HANAKO-KUN_7: Yeah but

HANAKO-KUN_7: What if

Yashiro_Nene: I'm suddenly not liking this

HANAKO-KUN_7: Hear me out here

Yashiro _Nene: are u gonna say what I think you're going to say

HANAKO-KUN_7: WHAT IF WE'RE SOULMATES!?!?!

Yashiro_Nene: I'd rather die than to be soulmates with you

HANAKO-KUN_7: okay d a i k o n

Yashiro_Nene: 〴⋋_⋌〵

HANAKO-KUN_7 set Yashiro_Nene's nickname as RadishLegs

HANAKO-KUN_7: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

RadishLegs: ('益')

RadishLegs: i'm going to sleep

Yashiro_Nene left the chatroom!

HANAKO-KUN_7: Night, Yashiro

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On the other side of God knows where, far away from a huffing Yashiro, a boy with choppy, black hair shuts down his phone, and goes to sleep with a content smile.

He thought to himself: Maybe accidentally calling a stranger isn't so bad, after all. Especially if it's her.

He buried his face on his hands in embarrassment, his face coated in a fiery blush.

There's this tug in his heart, though. A painful, harsh tug reminding him that that girl just got asked out! What are you doing?

His smile faded.