『𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀』

It was another lovely day on Earth,for Y/n.Although today,she had her own plans.Y/n got up and went downstairs,and watch YouTube on how to cook.

𝗬/𝗡 𝗣.𝗢.𝗩.

I was cooking something called 'Curry' it wasn't that hard to cook.It was like adding sauce,and some vegetables and boiling it in a container.

'Ok,let's try this..'I thought as I grab a spoon and scoop up,a curry.
"HOT!"I yelp out,as I went to grab water,and drink it.
'I should've blown it first!!'I thought,crying crocodile tears.

~time skip~

I'm now in my room,looking at myself on the mirror.
'Human's have good...though kinda weird taste in fashion...'I thought looking at my reflection on the mirror.

'This is good enough....'I thought,as I went to my bed where my bag sat at that contains stuff from back home.
I got out a book,that Chronus gave,me so I can have a guide on Earth,basically the book will show me places,I want to see,or I can use it to find someone.Its like a holagram as to what human's would call it,but its pretty much magical.

I opened the book,that showed the globe of Earth.
"Book-san please show me where Joker will head next."I said,as the book showed be a huge..triangular shape tower,that has the word France,on the bottom.
"France...?ok then.."I muttered,as I went to the device thing called 'Phone' and started my research.

~few hours later~

I got off the airport and was now,in front of the Eiffel tower,as I learned the triangular tall tower's name.There were many couples here,that's for sure.
'This must be the city of love..'I thought,remembering how 'Mother's' cupid would occasionally come here.
'There should be a library somewhere here.'I thought,looking at my phone in the maps.
Just then I heard a yell,it sounded like a kid's voice.

"AH!Mr.Joker!their Kissing!"The voice yelp.
'...wait a sec...Joker?!'I thought as I look ahead of the Eiffel tower,and on the other side was Joker,himself!
'.....how do I start a conversation with a human...'I though,looking ahead,to see the kid,...sparkling...
'....what's up with humans...'I thought.Just then the kid seemed to have said something and Joker seemed to have deny,and now...he's clinging onto Joker's leg,and is getting a lot of attention.

~time skip~

I tried to follow to Joker and the Kid,but since it was too crowded I lost them both.I ended up on a library,best way to learn human's..is in a human's library...right...?
I went to different aisle getting books about human's or basically something scientific.

After some time,I finally read all of them,although some of them were pretty much none magical.Also they got the 'love' thing wrong.
'Basically,Chronus-san works with mother,and Chronus would check each of the human and their partner's future,and then decides whether they are meant to be or not,then Chronus-san would give the list to mother,and Mother would do her job.As for human's that fall inlove with their s/o's look,is usually a mistake by the cupid's,or one of the heart breaker cupids,that simply got out of its prisson for being a traitor,does it for fun.'I thought mentally pointing out the truth,while narowing my eyes at the book.
"Human's are confusing."I deadpan as,I got up and put the 4 books back to their rightful shelf.

~Time skip~

I ended up walking to a hallway full of paintings.They were all really interesting,although something somewhat concerns me.
'....why do they paint human's half naked...?'I though,as I walk away from one of the paintings.Just then I saw some people exit a bit of a darker hallway,which curiosity took over me and walk over there,till I heard the same voice,the kid's voice.

I press my right hand and closed my eyes,to see through the door,I saw the room slowly circling.
'......a circling room.....'I thought,seeing the kid sparkle again.
'What's up with humans..'I though.Just then both Joker and the kid went to the other side of the room,and bump into the...door..or in other terms,the painting.
"I use trick paint."The long blonde human guy said.
"The fact is,this room's floor slowly rotates."The blonde guy pointed out.
"What?!"Joker yelled out.
"Its a part of the 100-year safe!How beautiful!"The same blonde guy,said.

'.....Now I'm just confused about humans."I thought sweat droping.
"And now you have no way of knowing which direction you came in."The blonde guy said.
"Then...we'll just have to check every inch of the wall to check the door where we came in!"Joker announced and threw the paintings off the wall and check it.The blonde guy just kept painting,confusing joker and the kid.
"Damn,it...STOP BEING SO ANNOYING"Joker yelled out,clearly stress and confuse.
'..I kinda feel bad for Joker and the kid..'I thought,as Joker's stomach grumble along with the kid.
As the two seemed to be saying something.
Just then the kid let out a sneeze,and the card Joker held flew right in front of door,that I was behind in.
"Sorry!!"The kid yelled as he ran towards the card,but the obsessed painting blonde guy,threw a paintbrush.
"Can't have that.Trying to damage the pictures I painted are you?"The blonde guy said,getting the paintbrushes ready to throw to the kid.Just then Joker got close to the blonde guy,which the blonde guy use handcuffs and swiftly put Joker's right hand to it,making him look like some kind of dog..?

"Yea!he caught Joker!!!"The three other human's cheered.
"Mr.Joker im sorry.."The kid said,guilty.
"Thats why I told you not to come.You just trip me up.Next time you messed up I'm leaving you behind."Joker said,making The kid guilty as I kinda took pity over the kid.
'Ok,that was plainly mean and rude.'I though,feeling sorry for the almost crying kid.Until his stomach grumble.
"Shut up!!"Joker yelled,which made the kid cry,Joker just sight.
"There's one thing I don't understand.Earlier,you stole the painting,before the 100-year safe opened.What trick did you use?"The blonde guy ask.

'Wait..he did what?!..'I though surprise and amazed.
"One of the best art detectives in France,and you don't know?"Joker ask back.
"I guess you won't.Take off the cuffs and I just might tell you!"Joker said,putting both his hand up.
"GIVE ME A BREAK!"The blonde guy screamed at Joker,to which Joker closed his eyes,due to the blonde guy's shout.
"Viridian-san!The 100-year safe door is closing!"One of the man said.
"That painting I prepared,is pretty great huh?"Joker said,in a somewhat coolly tone.
"A hundred years from now,it might fetch a great a price!"Joker once said again,making the detective,as I learned,look back at Joker.
"Your painting?"The detective said.
"The color and composition are fledgling at the best.Its not beautiful at all!"The detective said.

Just then the kid went up to the painting.
"Your not supposed to just come out and say it!Just saying its bad"The kid said,giggling to himself.
"Shut up!saying it that way,just hurts me even more!"Joker ssid in a whiny tone.Just then I heard a footsteps coming from behind me.I immediately opened my eyes and took my right hand off the door,to see a guy?...delivery guy!
"Can I help you?"I ask politely.
"I'm delivering something here,can you please kindly move?"The guy said as I step aside.As the guy announce his delivery.

"I'm so hungry,I decided to order!"The kid said,scratching his nape.Just then Joker fell on the ground.As he came back up,like from the dead.The two look at the door.
"The exit's there!!!"The two yelled.
"Okay!were going home!"Joker yelled as he swayed both his hands till the cuffs were off his hand.
'I'm concerned..how does he do that...?'I thought amaze.Just then the two ran towards the door,but the blonde guy threw some of his paint making smoke.

'What's up with this human's invention?!'I though annoyed while swaying the smoke out if my face.The blonde guy kept on throwing his paint smoke stuff,while Joker and the kid kept on dogging.
"In that case!"Joker announced,as he got three brushes out and ran towards the blonde guy,stopping in front of him and...tickling him...
"Miracle brush-Usage!!"Joker yelled out his move.Running after the detective too.Just then he stop and was about to ran towards the door again,till Viridian,as I learned the blonde boys name started throwing paint smoke stuff around joker again.

"The safe!30 seconds left!"One of the man announce.
"I'll take it back!"The kid yelled running towards the safe.
"IDIOT!"Joker yelled.
"I don't think so!"Viridian yelled,as he use one of his paint smoke stuff as the kid jump getting inside the safe.
"HACHIIIII"Joker yelled,as he jump toward the safe throwing one if his card bomb towards Viridian.

Viridian laugh and walk towards the safe.
"I've won!"Viridian yelled out.
'Wait so does that mean,I'm done with the mission...?'I thought dumbfounded.Just then Joker and I were face to face.
"Eh?!"I said a bit loud,but I was shock.
'Didn't he..he..went to that safe?!'I though shock.
"......."We both didn't say anything to each other and stood there quietly,I basically took in his features,blue sapphire eyes,bluish silvery hair.
Just then we both heard an old man scream.Making Joker Startle.

"See you!"Joker said as tilt his hat a bit,and ran pass me.
"H-hey!"I tried to call out,but he was far,I saw his cape go to the right side.So I decided to follow,I saw both Hachi as I learned what the kid's name, and Joker on a stall.
'...how to I start a convo?!'I thought panicking.
'..eeehhh....Maybe ask friendly?...should I be friendly?...maybe...trying never hurts!'I though as I walk towards the stall.

"Hmm?"Joker hummed as he gave me a side glance.
"I erm...wanted to ask...how did,you do that trick to the handcuffs...?"I ask politely.
"Oh that!that was just child's play!"Joker said shrugging,smiling confidently.
"....child's play...?"I questioned him,he looks at me first slightly confuse,but his next question made me panic.
"Say,what exactly is your name?"Joker ask curious.
'IVE DONE IT!!!!WHAT DO I SAY?!WHAT DO I SAY?!AAAAHH FATHER'S GONNA BE SO DISAPPOINTED!!!!AAAAAAAHHH NII-CHAAAAAANNNNN'I mentally screamed.
"...Y/n.."I said hesitantly.
"Oh Y/n,cool name,I'm Joker!This is Hachi!"Joker greeted,and introduce Hachi.

"Y/n-san!want some ramen?"Hachi ask,which made me confuse.
"..what's ramen...?"I questioned,Joker almost choke as he look at me in disbelief.
"Did I say Something I wasn't supposed to?!"I ask startled by the way he looks at me.
"How are you not able to know ramen?!"Joker ask me as I started to sweat.
"W-well...Father doesn't let me eat many hu---he doesn't let me eat those kinds of food."I said,honestly.
"Hah?!Why not try one?"Joker ask,patting a seat beside him.

"I guess.."I muttered loud enough for him to hear.I sat beside him as Hachi gave me a bowl and a....chopsticks..as I learned.
"How do I use this?"I questioned again,as Joker look at me not too surprised this time.
"Like this!"Joker said as he grab my chopsticks and rip it off from each other,basically showed me how it works.
"Aaah!"He said,as I blink.
"EEEEh?!"I yelled out,startled.
"Just eat it,then you can feed yourself!"Joker said,as if it was the most normal thing to say to someone he just literally met.
"Ah..?"I said opening my mouth as he feed me the spaghetti like thing.

"...Mhm!"I hummed,as it was my turn to sparkle,Joker gave me the chopsticks and I manage to hold it right in no time and started to eat the ramen.
"Yummy isnt it?"Joker ask,as I hummed.
"I can't believe Father doesn't let me eat this!"I said,as I slurp the food.
"Hhmmm,must be for a reason..."Joker said as he continue eating his ramen.
"Yuh maybe cause he despise human's like his grandfather."I muttered as he stop,and look at me.
"Can you repeat that?"Joker ask politely..he did'nt hear what I said!..Oh thank goodness
"W-what I meant!!is that Father,doesn't like.....Japanese food!like his father!my grandfather!"I immediately made up an excuse.

"Why?"Joker ask curiously,as I look at my now empty bowl.
"...I'm not too sure either....they never told me and father also doesn't like it whenever I bring it up...Mother would just avoid my question,grandfather would just...say bad things about it..."I said playing with my chopsticks.
"Hhmmm where are they now..?shouldn't you be with them?"Joker said,making me lighly sweat.
"Urm...grandfather passed away,5 years ago,Mother and Father...are...in a very...far place right now..."I said,still looking at the chopsticks in hand.

"Oh sorry for asking-"Joker said,to which I caught him off.
"Its ok!Even though Father and Mother are in a far place right now,I can do some stuff here!"I said as I smiled at him,he looks at me quite surprise but nodded.

『𝙴𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛』