Bae: I tried to avoid pointless group activities. You know like school Christmas Parties or Jury Duties. To me, the most awful sound in the universe is that mangled first note of your peers singing happy birthday.

Sullyoon: Cool stance. Counterpoint, these are free cupcakes. Get over yourself and take one.

Bae: *gets a cupcake and throws it at Sullyoon's face*

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Lily: I typed "sussy baka" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Haewon:

Lily: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Haewon: On 2025? Really?

-meanwhile-

Jiwoo: I typed "adorable kitten" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Kyujin:

Jiwoo: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Kyujin: Meow meow meow meow~

...........................

Haewon: Editor's note, what the fuck?

Kyujin: Editor's note, ate that bust down.

Lily: Editor's note, what the sigma?

Sullyoon: Editor's note, not the brainrot.

Jiwoo: Editor's note, I'm done.

Bae: Editor's note, NO ONE ASKED.

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Haewon: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Kyujin: Everyone thinks I'm the softest cutie but I'm not!

Bae: Kyujin, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Kyujin: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Sullyoon: It was a bug...

Kyujin: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Bae: ...

Sullyoon: ...

Kyujin: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

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Lily: Some people are like slinkies.

Haewon: What?

Lily: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Haewon:

Haewon: Please don't push Jiwoo down the stairs.

Lily, pushing Jiwoo down the stairs: Too late.