❏ chapter, thirty seven.
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↳ LIVE LAUGH LOVE LAXATIVES !

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"Y/N'S TRAINING WITH ME!!"

"guys..."

"NUH UH!! SHE'S HELPING ME AND VALTRYEK TODAY!!"

"guys...😰"

"NO! SHES TRAINING WITH ME AND ROKTAVOR!!"

"GUYS??"

"NUH UH!!"

"YEAH HUH!!"

"NUH-"

"WILL YOU INBRED FUCKS STOP SCREAMING?!" i yelled, making the two twinks go quiet, and loosen their grips of my wrist where they were previously tugging on me like a rope. i pulled my hands away and shook my head. "I'M TRYING TO PLAY AMONG US IN PEACE!!" i showed them my phone screen of my character bring the imposter.

my username is 'alpha fem' if you're wondering😈🔥🔥

"no respect i swear..." i scoffed and sat on the bench on the school roof to continue playing. these two decided not to train together since their match is tomorrow. meanwhile none of us have seen daigo in a while.

wonder why...🤨

"come on y/n! train with me! we haven't had a battle in forever!!" valt whined, getting really close my face, causing honcho to choke up and stomp over, yanking the midget away.

"h-hey! don't get close to her like that! and stop nagging her! she obviously wants to practice with me!"

"NUH UH!!"

"YEAH HUH-"

"I DON'T WANNA TRAIN WITH EITHER OF YOU TWINKS!!" i raged, standing up. "FIRST YOU TRY TO YANK OFF MY ARMS AND THEN YOU DISRUPT MY AMONG US GAME!! TWICE!!"

they just stared at me with fat, disappointed frowns, "go bother that dyslexic rabbit albino red eyed alien looking abortion or something! i'm busy."

"busy doing what?!" honcho crossed his arms.

"BREATHING. NOW GO PLAY YOUR SPIN TOPS!! I'M GOING HOME!!" and then i left, leaving the four (including toko and nika) standing there.

honcho glared at valt. "THIS IS YOUR FAULT!! SHE LEFT CAUSE YOU WERE TOO ANNOYING!! NOW NEITHER OF US GET TO TRAIN WITH HER!!"

"WHA- NUH UH!!"

"YEAH HUH-"

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"suck my balls, suck my balls- OH MY GOD IS THAT WAKIYAS BOYFRIEND??" i cut off my own singing when i spotted a certain curly haired, only genuinely likeable character here. "HOJI!!"

i called out, waving enthusiastically as he looked up from the bey in his hand. by then i was already standing in front of him, and gladly took a seat next to him on the staircase of the parks public bey stadium.

he blinked in surprise, before smiling. "hey y/n, haven't see you in a while."

"same goes for you hoji! how you been? heard you and wakiya got a battle tomorrow! nervous?" HES SO NICE AND SWEET!! UNDERRATED CHARACTER FOR REAL.

"a little." he chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck. "you come here to train too?"

"nah," i shook my head. "just bored. valt and honcho are in the same boat as you! two boyfriends- i mean friends fighting one another." i narrated before letting out my goblin cackle. "imagine."

he sweat dropped, before changing the subject. "you know, you're pretty confusing."

"say what." BOY IF YOU COME AT ME WITH THE 'you're not like other girls🥺' ITS ON SIGHT😐

"what i mean is...you make wakiya act super... weird. believe it or not he always talks about you."

"THAT BITCH IS TALKING SHI- i mean," i cleared my throat. "what does he say? and what do you mean weird? he is weird🙄"

"well... you remember that time you gave us the letters for the regional tournament? we went back to his place for training after school, and he paced around for an hour yelling at you as if you were in the room." he deadpanned, "he also had a super red face the whole time- ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING??"

"huh? oh shit my bad fam," i laughed and looked up from my among us game. "i lost interest as soon as the topic of wakiya even came up☺️"

he sighed, mumbling to himself, "hard to believe a bubbly girl like you managed to charm a guy like wakiya..."

"hm? sorry, what did you say?"

"n-nothing!" he stuttered and quickly look away. "a-anyway, he brings you up a lot during training. usually just to call you childish and incompetent... at first i thought it was just cause you really tick him off. but then he started doing it every. single. day. it was getting a bit excessive. seemed like he just wanted an excuse to talk about yo- ARE YOU STILL NOT LISTENING?!?"

"I'M TRYING TO PLAY AMONG US LET ME BE!!" i raged back, as i was immediately voted out and ejected into space. "FUCK☹️"

his eye twitched in annoyance as i sighed, put my phone away, and stood up. "welp, good luck with your training." i said as i began skipping away. "OFF TO GO PUT LAXATIVES IN THE SCHOOL AIR SYSTEM😍💞"

"wait... WHAT-"

yeah so then i ran away to go sing fight song on a rooftop or something, i don't know.

"man i am so bored, where's orochi when ya need him-"

DING

speak of the devil, he texted.

gross.

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"batteries not included" ahh dreads

"batteries not included" ahh dreads
first off
change my name rn or it's on sight😐

y/n 🐿️
aww you don't like it🥺?
too bad😇

"batteries not included" ahh dreads
i can't believe i fell for you

y/n 🐿️
BROOO
YOUR HOMOSEXUAL DENIAL IS ACTUALLY GIVING ME CANCER

"batteries not included" ahh dreads
i genuinely cant tell if your joking, in denial yourself, or truly this stupid

y/n 🐿️
***you're 💞

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KILL YOURSELF😍🔥🔥😹😹

y/n 🐿️
MOTHER FUCKER
TELLING PEOPLE THAT IS MY THING

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idgaf

y/n 🐿️
"idgaf😈😈🔥🔥🐺🐺⛓️⛓️"
absolute fucking loser.

i hope your grandma has chlymedia.
go cry to your gay conducter dad.
absolute waste of air.
absolute shame to the human race.
you think your edgy for that?
you think your a baddie?

"batteries not included" ahh dreads
***you're

y/n 🐿️
😀☝️😐✊

"batteries not included" ahh dreads
wtf

y/n 🐿️
you're gonna actually pay for that

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oh i'm so scared😱😱

y/n 🐿️
😐

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i fucking hate you.

y/n 🐿️
cry about it 💞
anyway why tf did u text me
i wish death upon your family like everyday.

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i just wanted to talk to you
maybe hang out idk

y/n 🐿️
the feeling is not mutual

"batteries not included" ahh dreads

😐
i have an extra autograph signed by alex turner in my room

y/n 🐿️
YK ORICHI HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU HOW COOL YOU ARE😍??
NO??
makes sense

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god damn it
i love you

y/n 🐿️
😨
ERM
WHAT THE SIGMA😰

"batteries not included" ahh dreads
goddd
u r so cringe its actually shameful😭

y/n 🐿️
YOUR DENIAL IS SHAMEFUL
I REFUSE TO BE THE GIRL U PRETEND U HAVE FEELINGS FOR SO YOU CAN GASLIGHT YOURSELF INTO THINKING UR NOT GAY
EVERYONE IN THIS GODDAMN ANIME IS GAY
U R NO EXCEPTION

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DENIAL?? GAY??
ANIME??
WHAT SHROOMS DID YOU GOBBLE DOWN💀💀

y/n 🐿️

a lot 🙁
anywhore
i'm gonna go put laxatives in my schools air system so u wanna come??

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um
better idea
you can come over and we can NOT do illegal activities to get us killed🫶🏻

y/n 🐿️
lame😒
and why should i
u told me to kms
that's my thing

"batteries not included" ahh dreads
you fucking started this from the very beginning
i can only imagine how many people have attempted because of you
do you feel no shame?
no guilt?😐

y/n 🐿️
#ynsnotguilty #freeyn #livelaughloveyn #ynisavictimtoo

"batteries not included" ahh dreads
y/n you truly are a force not to be reckoned with

y/n 🐿️
LOLOLOLOL
ANYGAY
be there in five to stuff bombs in your piano 💞

"batteries not included" ahh dreads
HUH

y/n 🐿️ has left the chat!

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"damn," i mumbled to myself as i put my phone away and whipping out the three large bottles of laxatives from my bag. "so then what am i gonna do with these🤨?"

"mom! mom! i want that one!"

i WHIPPED my head behind me when i overheard the voice of a little boy and girl ordering drinks from a near by lemonade stand.

i looked down at the bottles, then to the family, then to the drinks in their hands. i looked down at the bottles, then to the family, then to the drinks in their hands. i looked down at the bottles, then to the family, then to the drinks in their hands. i looked down at the bottles, then to the family, then to the drinks in their hands. i looked down at the bottles, then to the family, then to the drinks in their han-

you get it.

"welp, it's now or never😇💞"

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BANG BANG

"FBI OPEN UP."

"..."

"orochi if you don't open up this god damn door in the next twenty seconds i'm going to eat your bey😐" i paused, "deadass."

yeah so he then opened the door, eye twitching in annoyance. "the fact i actually believe you is concerning."

"BOY DON'T PLAY WITH ME YOU LOVE IT." i cackled and threw and arm around his shoulder. "so what's good twin? miss me gang?"

"yeah."

"..."

"ew you're so gay🙄"

"HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME- you know what? i'm not even gonna feed into this delusion of yours. just come in." he grabbed the back of my shirt and dragged me into his house. KIDNAPPING.

"BOY WHO THE- woah." i paused, and looked around the place. "this is sick." the walls were decorated in musical instruments, some looking more antique like then others. their was even a grand piano in the living room, a violin, guitar, etc.

"nice."

"thanks." he said, nonchalantly.

"AYO." i pointed at the piano. "can you play karma by jojo siwa🥺??"

"no."

"the fuck you mean 'no'."

"i can. i just won't." he smirked like he ate that or something before turning around and walking down the hall towards a staircase. "coming?"

"KILL YOURSELF."

"..."

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"DID YOU JUST BLOW UP MY HOUSE?!" orochi raged at me, pointing at the screen showing the ruins of his minecraft house. i let out my goblin laugh, slapping my knee.

"..."

"i'm killing your dog."

"AYO WHAT-"

yeah so long story short that was the last time we ever played minecraft together when it resulted in me almost biting his fingers off.

guys i'm not a furry i swear😇🙏

instead, i laid on his bed flat on my stomach, while he sat next to me on the ground, tuning some bass guitar he had in here. i had his bey in my hand, inspecting it. "you know, odax is super cool."

"marations okay."

"HAHAHAHA- i'm gonna smash that bass over your head😐"

he sweat dropped, probably intimidated by my alpha behaviour🥶🥶 what an omega.

it went quiet again. nothing awkward (i'm too sigma for that) very peaceful actually. i continued to fidget around with odax, admiring the white and gold bey.

i've seen his avatar a few times during battle, and it definitely is one of the coolest. especially considering he's never gotten on my nerves by pointing out how i can see him.

live laugh love odax for feeding into my delusions about not being able to see bey spirits😍🤞

"suck my ball, suck my ba- WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT." i cringed when i caught orochi just looking at me, completely forgetting about the bass in his hands.

he didn't say anything for a while, just staring back at me with a look of admiration. "you know, you're really pretty y/n."

"yeah i know🙄"

he sweat dropped, before sighing and letting out a small chuckle. "you're interesting too. it's always fun being around you, no one ever seems bored when you're in the room." he went on, lifting and arm to rest his elbow on the edge of the bed, and his chin in the palm of his hand.

a small smile grew on his lips, and he leaned in a bit closer to me face.

"i really like you, y/n."

"..."

"gay."

"get the fuck out of my house😐"

"PFFT-"

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— extra ::

— this chapter was so ass i can't even 🙁👎

— GUYS IM THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO DELETING THIS GODFORSAKEN BOOK ITS SO CRINGE AND I DIE EVERYTIME I GET A NOTIFICATION FROM IT😇

— debating between giving hoji and y/n a brother/sister dynamic, or sprinkle in some romance cause y'all r whores for that shit🤕🤕

— idk man u pick🤷‍♀️

— erm anyway i'm gonna go pretend this doesn't exist now🥶🥶🥶