❏ chapter, twenty four.
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↳ *DYING VALT NOISES* !

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so here i am. up in a tree, minding my own business, after the whole tournament junk. since i slayed that competition me and the runner up (aka: turbo slut) are going to be going to NaTiOnAlS or whatever that means??🤓☝️

but enough with all that boring stuff, back to the main plot-

currently, i'm spying on my entire friend group while they desperately search for shoe- i mean shu. the reason i'm hiding is because i don't want to help and plus i like it up here.

makes me feel tall fr.

and by that i mean i'm inside a tree being creepy.

meanwhile valt was going at it, screaming at the top of his lungs, "SHUUU-" and eventually everyone else came back and decided to discuss where to search next.

as for why I'm hiding from them is because:

one, i don't care. that dumbass shu can do whatever he wants and i'd still not waste a brain cell on it.

two, well... thats it actually there is no two.

so again, while i was MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS (stalking ofc😘💪) OUT OF LITERALLY NO WHERE I HEAR THE SOUND OF A GROWN ASS MAN WHISPER INTO MY EAR??🤨

he said something like, "dang, there really searching hard, huh?"

"BITCH WHAT THE FU-" but before i could scream for dear life he covered my mouth. it was none other than xander, the apparently eleven year old boy who looks like a 35 year old man but i'm not gonna say that out loud.

i was about to jump out the tree and call 911 claiming there was a stalker in the trees.

pfft- couldn't be me🙄

but before that i heard honcho look around suspiciously. "woah, did anyone hear that? it sounded like y/n when she stubs her toe. like a vicious animal."

THAT WHORE.

"uh, no? i didn't hear anything. but more importantly, we need to find shu!!"

WOW VALT, PRIORITIZING SHU OVER ME?

traitor.

i just looked at xander like, 'hoe if you don't get your grimy hands off me...'  and he took the hint, backing away and then just smiled awkwardly.

"sorry about that..."

"you should be."

"SERIOUSLY WHERE IS THIS GUY?!?"

meanwhile in the background balt was going literally insane looking for his long lost jackass boyfriend.

suddenly, xander randomly gave me a salute and i was like "???" but then outta no where he jumped out of the tree hanging upside down from the branch and scared the living crap out of everyone.

L's.

"mid if i...drop in?"

that was lamest joke i've ever heard😐

finally everyone came back to there senses and was all like "why tf you in a tree though-"

"oh, well you know, always looking for a new work out!" xander exclaimed as he started doing freaking sit ups from the tree branch.

PLEASE- admit it, you were stalking too.

"oh, and by the way, shu's staying at my granddads." he informed while flashing that all (really cool) shark smile.

"oh, and y/n's just in that tree."

"XANDER WHAT THE FLIP DONT EXPOSE ME?!?😨"

everyone just looked up to meet my beautiful self.

"HA! I KNEW SHE WAS HERE!!"

"damn... does this mean i lost hide and
seek?😔" i asked jumping out the tree and landing on my feet.

"wait, we were playing that?"

"ITS CALLED SARCASM VALT!! SHE'S JUST MESSING WITH YOU!!" honcho raged.

tch, guess xander ain't the only one here to expose me. damn honcho.

anywhore, this whole scene continued on as cander spoke about once more. "you know, i was just about to head back there too! you guys could come if you wa-"

"I'LL GO TELL MY MOM!!"

and just like that valt booked it to the park exit, eventually dragging everyone with him. but before we all went after him i made sure to make my point clear.

"you know what guys? i'm gonna pass on this one! i gotta go walk my pet goldfish...🥰‼️" i laughed hysterically before turning around, attempting to make a run for it when honcho and daigo grabbed both my shoulders.

"you're not leaving us here."

"GOD DAMN IT-"

and that's the story of how i became a hostage of my own friends.

i take it back, today, i took that L 😕🤞

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fast forward to now.

we're in a train on our way to some geezers home where our rabbit lookin ass friend is being held captive, me, toko, and nika were all looking out the window while we make fun of how small everyone looks from here.

"uH, caution, guys, we're heading into the wild. only the strong survive." well said keru.

"fax, thank goodness toko and nika are here. they'll keep us safe." HELPP, AIN'T NO WAY KEN'S PUPPET JUST SAID 'FAX'?? THEY BE STARTING TO TALK LIKE ME.

the twins nodded and laughed when all of a sudden they whipped out their crusty ipad and played a video of valt's Milf mother.

"hi guys!" DANGG- EVEN HER VOICE IS ANGELIC🛐🛐 "don't let these two boss you around! oh, and one more thing!"

anything for you my queen💃

"make sure to say hi to shu for me!"

never mind, fuck that.

then the vid ended. even when he's not even here, shu still manages to be a pain in my ass.

random subject change but nika whipped out some kind of heart shaped cookie and was all like: "tada! i made it for shu!"

LIKE NIKA, LOVE, YOU'RE TOO GIRL BOSS TO WASTE YOUR TIME ON THESE MEN😭‼️

of course everyone was paying attention to nika 'cause she's adorable and we stan her, while honcho turned my way with the most random question ever, and i don't why but it just pissed me off(??)

"hey y/n, do you think koalas get angry?"

"DO I LOOK LIKE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC TO YOU BI-"

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AhEm, well anyway-

after that mini trip we arrived in... some kind of forest??

WHERE WE HAD TO CLIMB A WHOLE ASS MOUNTAIN TO GET TO THE TOP OF AND FINALLY REACH THIS DOJO(??) AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK SHU IS DOING.

LIL BITCH REALLY BE PUTTING US THROUGH ALL THIS!! AND FOR WHAT??

so anyway, everyone was basically huffing and puffing and what not while we climbed this horrifically humongous rocky pathway. of course, not the twins who legit had vip seats on xander's goddamn shoulders but whatever.

"jeez, y/n, how the heck are you not tired or anything right now??" honcho asked all sweaty and shit.

nasty.

"bruh, you're looking at the girl who jumps off second stories for fun. this is nothing to me."

"...what."

"she's right you know!" xander joined in while looking back at us short asses. "this is nothing!" then he proceeded to jump from rock to rock like a mountain goat.

"is he human?"

"bro's a whole nother breed."

as soon as xander reached the top of the rocks, he announced that we were almost there, and valt was then suddenly struck with the emotion of motivation. which is also something i severely lack so i kinda envy him for that.

"shu...HERE WE COME!!"

OKAY LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THEIR NOT G-

"AHHHHVSAJVSJAAG!!!"

my thoughts were cut off by the sight of valt fall down a secret whole. or trap. who knows.

rhe point is, everyone couldn't give two shits and instead made fun of the guy.

"HA! he fell in a hole!" honcho mocked while xander started balling out laughing.

ugh, MEN😒

and apparently since i'm the only nice person here (shockingly) i jumped into the hole to help the kid up. he was still dizzy as hell even while i was down there.

"boy get your ass up we got places to be😐"

"*dying valt noises*"

i pursed my lips then looked back up at the others and shrugged. "welp, done all i can."

"JUST HELP HIM UP FOR BEYS SAKE SO WE CAN GET GOING ALREADY!!"

"FINE!!"

i bent down after being yelled at by honcho and was now cursing under my breath out of spite.

"look alive brother. or else i'm eating all the bey bread your mom packed." suddenly he shot up from the ground with an expression of betrayal.

"YOU WOULDN'T!!"

"..."

"honcho pass me the snacks-"

"NOOO!!"

fast forward i nearly brought the kid to tears when i pretended to gobble the whole bag up. was it cruel? yes. do i regret it? absolutely not. day in a life of a sadist ig.

oh and balt fell into another hole after being almost body slammed by a gigantic tree stump tied up in the air by rope??

to say the least, it was a trap. and for some reason no one questioned it when we barely escaped without a concussed head or broken bone.

though while this was all going down, for the life of me I couldn't stop narrowing my eyes at the trees around us.

well, shit.

we're being followed.

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YEAH SO APPARENTLY FUCKING SO-

THERE WAS A PATH THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME AND XANDER IS JUST A LIL BITCH FOR NOT TELLING US BEFORE??

HOE REALLY JUST WANTED TO SEE US SUFFER.

at this point we had reconnected with the actual path and all we had todo was go up a few flights of stairs to finally reach the dojo, while xander gave a speech about why people come to this place.

p.s. i wasn't listening.

i was too busy lagging behind in the back. not because i couldn't keep up, i bet you anything i could probably go as fast as xander.

it was just that i could for real not shake off the feeling that someone was watching us. it creeped me the hell out.

man, we just got here and i already wanna go home.

just in case, i kept my hands in my pockets which held an EANY WEANIE TINY LIL bottle of pepper spray. better safe then sorry.

finally we reached the dojo and xander kept going on with his speech. for the record, i still wasn't paying attention. i was to busy watching a group of old men where one of them punched in eight bricks.

SHAWTY'S GOT ME ACTING UP FOR REAL-
WAIT. NO. AHHH!! I MUST STAY LOYAL TO THE PRINCIPAL!!!😭😭

so while i was having a literal crisis about my fetish for older guys valt somehow got to a point in his life where he felt the need to explain how xander was always so strong, even in kindergarten.

"ha! good times!!" xander cheered with his hands on his hips.

"now, let's go find that shu!!"

i'll pass😐

THIRD PERSON POV

meanwhile with shu...

in the middle of an office/nursing room sat one, a guy with a moustache and beard.

and two, a child with his shirt off.

SUSPICIOUS🤨📸??

jkjk, that was just xander's grandad. the kid with the white undershirt on was shu. who the six grade schoolers from a minute ago had been desperately searching for.

actually, more like five grade schoolers. y/n was dragged here against her will. therefore she does not count.

AhEm, but anywhore-

"alright let's take a look at this shoulder of yours." the older man stated, who we are now going to refer to as... idk 'genie' 'cause, you know, the beard??

I DON'T KNOW I'M SHORT ON IDEAS HERE.

genie inspected the kids shoulders, taking note that it was slightly swollen, but widened his eyes when the kid flinched in pain.

"shu! you should have rested instead of training these past few weeks. your muscles reveal a lot of strain." genie scolded while the white haired kid looked down to the ground in shame.

genie hummed, "shu? Have you visited any other doctors for this situation? preferably a chiropractor?" the said boy thought for a moment.

"other then a doctor who warned me to refrain from training... no, i haven't."

genie narrowed his eyes. "are you absolutely sure?" he questioned, taking his attention back to the kids shoulder. "because by the looks of it, i'd have to say you've had your shoulder numbed at least once."

by his words, suddenly, shu managed to recall a memory from back at the semi-finals. he had remember the time him and valt were battling, and he called a time out and went back to the waiting room due to the excessive pain in his shoulder.

'y/n was there too...' he thought, looking back to genie. 'is he referring to when y/n did that thing to my shoulder...?'

shu stared for a second, then avoided genies gaze. "actually, a frien-... or i think we're friends? ugh, never mind...someone i know—"

petty as fuck behaviour.

"—had once 'numbed' my shoulder. i don't know how she did it, but i remember it hurt like nothing i've ever felt..." he deadpanned, recalling the agonizing crack that sent shivers through his body when y/n pushed his shoulder back inwards.

"she? like, your girlfriend? arn't you a bit young-"

"HUH?! SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!"

bro snapped. like okay sis calm down🤨
shu sighed. "She's just super... odd. and she's always mean too." he said, recalling all the times y/n looked like she was gonna murder him for talking with the principal.

y/n's yandere mode: on.

"she's mean? to you?"

another sigh from bunny abortion. "i don't know. pretty sure she hates me though.." genie could only hum as he thought for a moment, before his lips eventually formed into a small smile.

"i don't think that," he chuckled under his breath as shu shot him a suspicious look.

"don't you know girls around your age only make fun of boys, or act mean around them because they like you??"

"PFFT-"

holy fuck, the man could not be more wrong...😨

shu choked on air, looking down and going into deep thought. 'that little maniac?! the girl who's been calling everyone around her gay since we met?! THE GIRL WHO WAS BANNED FROM THE HOSPITAL FOR A REASON I STILL DON'T KNOW??'

bro was about to hyperventilate. his face overheating wasn't really helping either. he shook away the thought and regained composure, clearing his throat. "as...as if!"

genie sweat dropped. "yeah... whatever you say... and, what did you say this girls name was again?"

"y/n l/n."

"PFFT-"

this time it was the old mans turn to choke on air. "L/N?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN L/-"

"SHUUU!!" suddenly, the two were greeted by valts face pushed up against the window while the twins opened it. everyone else popping into the picture soon after.

including y/n who just couldn't help but notice the extremely familiar old man.

aka: genie.

her jaw dropped.

"hold on...MR. SHAKADERA?!?" she screamed with humongous grin forming on her face while the old man was looking like he was finally ready to give in to death.

"oh you've got to be joking."