❏ chapter, twenty one.

↳ THE SEMI-SEMI FINALS DO BE POPPING THOUGH !

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"are you high on crack or something 'cause-"

"shut up y/n."

PLEASE- okay so you're probably wondering what in the DOG TOES is going on here and i will gladly explain.

*clears throat GrAcFuLly*

okay so, shu messed up.

like, big time.

he's currently back at the waiting room claiming he needed to change his launcher but... we all know to never trust an albino🙄

this guy's shoulder is FUCKED.

like BAD.

i slapped my hand over my mouth.

"BRUH IT'S LITERALLY TWISTED-"

"is it that bad...?" he muttered in a concerned tone.

i cringed upon seeing it. "buddy... to the naked eye it just looks like some dumb little elementary school kid fell off the monkey bars and landed on his freaking elbow, did three backflips and landed on it REPEATEDLY."

"..."

"are you exaggerating becaus-"

"NO."

i raged before twitching my eyes like a crazy person. "motherfucker, TRUST ME, i know what i'm doing. i use to get this kind of info literally BEAT into my head from my sisters chiropractor days." i nodded, taking a step closer to him and leaned in to look at his swollen shoulder.

"and damn... to me... your clothes can't hide the absolute MESS of a shoulder you got there, not even god can save you now fam." okay maybe i'm being a SLIGHT bit dramatic but that's not the point.

the point is that this guy looks terrified for his life. as he should to be honest 'cause DAMN HE TOOK IT TOO FAR.

pretty sure his neck is swollen too...

for some odd reason shu and valt are doing a three point battle meaning to win you need three or more points. last round valt burst spryzen all op and shit.

so this dude was having some kind of emotional crisis to himself, clutching his shoulder and what not, realizing he could actually lose because of this.

"you know, i don't like saying 'i told you so' but-"

"can you fix it?"

"..."

"what."

EXCUSE ME??

before i could further more shame this guy for his choices, he came up with that bright idea.

i stared at this rabbit ass lookin hoe up and down like he was insane. "ME??"

"you said your sister use to work with this kind of stuff!" he INTERRUPTED. also low key yelled while he shot his head my way with a look of determination.

"that she use to teach you about it! so can you fix it or not??" he asked, stepping closer to me with drastic footsteps, making me back away uncomfortably.

GET. AWAY. FROM. ME.🤺🤺🤺

"it doesn't have to be permanent! just temporary!" yeah but... WHY ME?? "i need to do this. i have to keep my promise to valt!"

no. no, you really don't.

we locked eyes.

gross.

it was like... a full ten seconds of staring and i'm getting MAD uncomfortable.

STOP STARING AT ME??

i cringed at the thought of actually touching him. but if i do... he'll leave me alone... right?

meh, screw it.

"..."

"FINE. i suppose i can LESSEN the pain with a quick little crack... BUT IT WILL ONLY BE TEMPORARY!" i will do anything to get out of this conversation bro.

"that's fine! when can we do it?" his expression lit up, and he leaned in a little to close for my liking.

i was having a stroke from this mans impatience.

how the fuck did i get here again??

"now... i guess... just sit down and please don't rush me. this shit takes time..."

no it doesn't, i'm just on the verge of throwing up.

i pushed him into the couch, forcing him to sit down, before doing the sign of the cross, praying to whatever God was up there for this to all be just some really bad nightmare.

it wasn't.

MANTHIS SUCKS.

vut what choice do i have?? i already said yes...😨

after i recovered from the thoughts of me actually having to touch this thing, i looked him in the eye.

"*GAGS*"

"IS THIS THAT HARD FOR YOU??"

"YES!! actually you know what, fuck it. lets just do this." then i walked over to him and placed both my hands on his shoulder.

this bitch winced like he'd been shot in the chest.

tch, dramatic little whore istg 🙄

"this isn't gonna hurt... right?" he asked all worried knowing damn well I'M the one that has to be touching this glue stick.

"oh no, i'll be fine." i smiled and this dude glared at me like i was an idiot.

"..."

"OH, YOU MEANT YOU- lmao and honcho says i'm not funny." i laughed to myself only for my expression to go ice cold in matter of seconds.

"but seriously, this is going to be extremely painful."

"what-"

CRACK

the mother fucker tried to yell but i slapped my hand over his mouth to keep the bitch quiet.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MORON I'M DONE!!" i whisper yelled, still covering his mouth.

he finally recovered from the trauma and his face went from 'i'm in pain' to 'i'm in shock'.

he pulled my hand off his face and began moving his shoulder. "it doesn't hurt at all...!"

"tch, you seem surprised by my skill🙄💅" i said nonchalantly checking my nails like an icon.

i finally noticed that this rabbit was still in shock and that he was deadass wasting all his time leaving my poor child valt waiting on stage still.

BRUH-

i grabbed his arm and pulled him off the couch, spinning him around and kicking him in the ass towards the door.

"no time to be dumbfounded! so get out there and do some cool blading shit so i didn't do all that for nothing!" i gave him a "hurry the hell up" look while saying all that.

he merely looked back with a surprised expression.

the fuck is you looking at-

"r-right...." PLEASE, NOT HIM STUTTERING💀

he paused,turning his head away. "...thank y/n.."

"PFFT- no problem homie." and i swear on God i saw this hoe's cheeks lift up as if he was smiling.

the fu-

like it's not that deep...🧍‍♀️

he picked up his feet walking toward the door."i owe you for this." he said, leaving.

"..."

i still hate him, lol-

"Well, well, well, what do we have here??"

"CHRIST ALMIGHTY-" i screeched at the top of my lungs as the deep voice of some random man behind me- oh never mind it's just xander.

CHRIST ALMIGHTY-

"chill girl, it's just me!" he smiled like he didn't just give me a full on trauma experience from that sneak up. he knelt down to my level since he was literally colossal.

"i see you've already beat me to it! i was just about to help the guy!"

"huh, i see, i see." i nodded, pretending like i cared. "welp, truth is i'm not sure what i was supposed to do, but, uh...can i actually ask you for a favour?"

PFFT- not me having to be in debt to this puta.

"hm, that depends on what your asking. but let me take a wild guess and say it's about you wanting me to do something about shu, isn't it?" he grinned, tilting his head.

"ARE YOU PSYCHIC- AhEm, but, yes. that dumbass needs a reality check and he won't listen to me." i shrugged, recovering from my out burst.

he laughed. why. JUST WHY-

"wow, you know n/n, your a pretty good friend!"

did this hoe just call me 'n/n' AGAIN??

"even if your way of being nice comes off a little... negative."

OKAY RUDE🤨

i just looked at this hoe who CLEARLY did not pick up on my hatred for rabbits. "um... sure. lets say that.."

"*GAGS*"

"..."

"are you okay."

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yeah, so long story short xander finally left and i was once again left unsupervised in the waiting room.

but, uh, yuh. fourth round i guess.

shu is now...okay.

i think.

he seems better, compared to himself three minutes ago before i used my amazing and awesome intelligent mind to fix him.

AhEm, but anyways, THESE WHORES WERE ABSOLUTELY GOING AT IT.

LIKE IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS A BIT MUCH FOR SPINNY TOPS??

of course, never the less these semi-semi finals do be popping though.

but back to the battle at hand...these two were just going head to head, racing around the stadium. hen outta no where shy gained some silly speed like it was nothing and completely out ran valt.

then spryzen bitch slapped valtryek from behind REPEATEDLY still racing around the stadium so fast all you could see was flashes of red and blue.

damn, not gonna lie my battle looks lame as hell compared to this...

but of course, i can't forget to mention valtryek and the spawn on satan (or whatever his name was idfk) we're still hovering over there... masters?? no wait let's just say bladers 'cause that be sounding to kinky-

in other words the two bey spirits were glaring at each other while shu and valt were deadass glowing.

is this hell.

both beys began to slow down making there way to the middle where they stopped at like, the same time.

then they burst...

losers.

the ref made his decision and apparently shu won.

fuck.

AND OF COURSE TO RUB IT IN SHU DID A LITTLE VICTORY SMILE WHILE YELLING "yes!" ALL EXCITED AND SHIT.

LIKE BOY AIN'T NO ONE LIKES YOUR ASS.
(nah its just me who hates him... BUT STILL).

valt fell to his knees from utter fatigue and- yeah no, just tiredness...

of course the crowd was going wild and stuff while i... i don't really care...

i'm probably gonna die by the time me and shu face anyway so-

wait.

wait...

WAIT...

DAMN DUDE DOES THIS MEAN IMA BE FACING SHU?? NAHH.

THIS WHOLE TOURNAMENT CAN KISS MY ASS GOODBYE I AIN'T DOING ANYMORE OF THIS BLADING SHIT IT'S WAY TO HARD, THE FUCK??

okay so while i was processing everything, some shit went down on stage which i only realized now. valt was crying, shu was being the utter most homosapien he is and cheered him up.

literal gays, bro.

okay i'm gonna shut up now.

THEN THE LIME GREEN SUIT BOY BOSS MAN LET SHU AND VALT TAKE THE MICROPHONE AND HAVE LIL' SPEECH AND SHIT.

WHERE ALL I COULD THINK OF IS WHY I DIDN'T GET THAT??

MAN FUCK THIS TOURNAMENT THEY BE PLAYING FAVOURITES.

am i over reacting? yes, whats your point?

"thank you... daigo and ken! and, uh, who else...?" i snapped out my own thoughts and went to paying attention to Valt who was saying his speech and apparently thanking his friends.

"uhh.... OH! AND Y/N TOO!"

"EXCUSE ME?? I CANT BELIEVE YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON!" then the camera went to honcho being all dramatic and shit 'cause valt don't care 'bout his ass.

lol bozo.

"mom, dad, you gave me this bracelet for good luck." valt said who was now staring at his wrist with a blue luck charm wrapped around it. tears bubbled up in his eyes and i dead ass felt my heart SHATTER.

"so...you're gonna be disappointed when you find out i lost..."

PLEASE DON'T CRY MY CHILD 😭

of course then the goddess/milf of valts mother came out of the crowd and comforted valt bout the whole thing like a literal SAINT.

nah, but seriously, she's actually perfect.

THEN VALT STARTED BALLING HIS EYES OUT AND YELLED THE WORDS "MOM IM STARVING!!"

like, same bestie, it ain't always about you.

the crowd was literally laughing so hard. even shu.

of course while this entire fiasco was going down, i made my way out of that crusty ass waiting room i've been trapped in for the past half hour and to the stage to congratulate my child<3

of, and shu too i guess😒

so like the super amazing ninja i am i came outta no where and was now on the side of the stage 'lookin like a proud mother.

"BROSKI'S THAT WAS AMAZING!!" i yelled to which the two looked over to see my stunning self.

"hehe...thanks..." valt said, scratching his cheek all BaShFuLlY.

"what she said! that was a nice fight you two!" WHO- ah never mind it's just xander who got up on stage without anybody realizing, even tho he's literally a giant.

so you know what? i took that as an invitation to climb up there myself. so that's what i did.

me and xander walked up to the other two with proud smiles.

i raised them well.

"i guess that means i'll be seeing you two in the national tournament!" xander cheered, referring to me and shu.

"yeah sure whatever you say- wait." i froze and looked up at him all confused. "both of us? don't we have to battle first and the winner goes to the nationals?"

also since when was nationals a thing??

xander just laughed like my confusion was amusing to him."you're quite clueless, aren't you n/n?"

BITCH WHO THE FU-

how does someone smile so cheerfully after saying that to someone...

shu sighed, easily telling that xander was pissing me off and if he let this go any longer i'd probably get into a fight with a six foot one grown ass man.

"in the district tournaments the two finalists are already bound to go to nationals regardless of the outcome of the finals." he started, using all these big words and shit.

"but they still proceed with the district finals anyway for the suspension." he finished, while i began to process all that.

okay so wait-

basically that means even if shu did beat me in the district finals i'd still be going to nationals either way... right??

nah, i'm good actually-

"i didn't even know that..." valt muttered feeling probably really stupid.

same tbh.

xander gave valt a fist bump- wait. or should i say... BeY bUmP.

okay but for real this time i'm gonna shut up.

he the put his fist out for shu, to which shu smiled in return, about to do the same thing xander did with valt.

well, until he fell forward from exhaustion. finding himself resting his head on MY SHOULDER??

ew.

men.

balt and xander were low key freaking out knowing damn well this guy was not okay.

AHEM, me on the other hand-

i cringed. so hard. like, someone get this thing off of me before i kick him off the stage.

"i think... i may have over did it..." he muttered under his breath, closing his eyes like i ever gave him consent to lay a finger on my beautiful self.

"YA THINK??"

NAHHH

'cause once i get home i'm literally going to BATHE in BLEACH🥰

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— extra ::

— you didn't hear this from me... but shu was actually going to fall on xander first, but he managed to slickly dodge and land on y/n instead.

— WHY?? who knows...

— maybe he just thought y/n would smell better 🤷‍♀️ (which she def does btw)

— but idk... seems a lil SUSPICIOUS to me🙊🙊

— oh and btw when y/n got home she actually did try to bathe in bleach before mio stopped her

— HAHA she's so silly🤞