❏ chapter, nineteen.
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↳ COWABUMMER !

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well that just happened. but moving on...

while i was continuing my walk to school where i would meet valt's greek goddess of a mother, my phone suddenly buzzed.

i yanked it out of my pocket only to see a text from mio.

should i be scared-

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wifey😍
hey y/n sorry to bother you with this but i promised our family doctor mr. saito i would drop off some important documents at his office.
i'm currently at work right now and i forgot them at home so i would seriously appreciate it if you could maybe possibly do it for me....??
as thanks i'll buy you one of those coffee jelly things from that anime you watch!

hu tao irl

wifey😍
jesus christ
as many as your fat ass wants.
just do it💀

hu tao irl
your wish is my command🥰
ALSO MAKE SURE YOU GET WIP CREAM
TOO🗣️‼️
read, just now

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NOT HER LEAVING ME ON READ??

but anyway i want that jelly shit so i guess i might be late to the bey thing.

GODDAMN IT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE VALT'S MILF MOTHER NOW??

after my internal tantrum i made way to the hospital where i got my prescription last time. also, when was the last time i even saw my family doctor? all i remember was his fugly ass bedhead hair. wonder if i'll even recognize him...

AhEm, but anyways-

i had to make my giddy little self walk all the way back to my house to grab the documents containing... work stuff...?

i'm so smart🥰

then once that was over i chased a black cat down four different blocks for thirty minutes. it's called getting sidetracked, get use to it.

THEN i made my way to the hospital and busted down the door. and by that i mean opened it like a normal person 'cause i ain't going to jail for breaking down hospital property.

yet.

i waddled my five foot ass all the way to the front desk to ask for mr. fugly ass hair style. the hot nurse lady just pointed down the hallway to room eleven where i made my way to the appointed location.

and while i was being a decent human being, minding my own business, walking down the hallway, my eyes catch a blue spiky haired maniac with his face shoved up against room elevens door literally STALKING on the people inside the rooms conversation.

WHAT THE HELL VALT?

STALKING IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY THING??

"sir this is mcdonald's..."

"AHAHHAHAHH!!"

he shot his head behind him only to be met with my horrendous self. "y/n??"

"wuss poppin."

"what are you doing here?!" he whisper yelled in hopes of not letting whoever the two individuals might be behind the door, hear.

"being amazing, amd what are you doing🤨? creep." i said, gesturing to his stalker self.

he shot me a slight glare before looking both ways, then using his hand to gesture me to come closer.

suspicious...

i love it.

so i gladly made my way to the door and pushed the side of my face to the wooden frame.

been a while since i've stalked someone in such amateur ways.

and using the ears God graciously gifted me, i put them to use.

"if you don't rest, it'll only delay the healing process."

*GASP* I'D KNOW THAT OVERLY UNATTRACTIVE VOICE ANYWHERE.

MR. SAITO REALLY BE AN UN-BREEDABLE HUMAN.

"you need to stop bey blading if you want it to get better again."

...okay something tells me it isn't just 'anyone' who's in there with him.

lord give me patience.

"but i'm in the tournament semi-finals. i can't just back out now." the oh-so familiar voice of non-other then wannabe bunny bitch popped up, being a stubborn hoe as always.

ALSO, AGAIN, IT'S SEMI-SEMI FINA- actually you know what?? i don't even care anymore, you un-cultured thot.

"i'd promise a friend i would face him..."

KAY WELL NEWS FLASH I THINK YOU GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS THEN THAT.

valt just let out a small gasp, knowing damn well this was bout him.

"i think your friends would be more sad if they found out you were pushing yourself to hard."

well to be honest i don't really care either way so-

just kidding, just kidding, i'm gonna kindly show this kid (shu) how to have some self respect by beating the absolute shit outta him if he keeps this act up.

i'm not a monster guys <3

"no way...!"

"OH SHIT! FUCK VALT NO-"

then he deadass threw the door open. or more like slid since it was a sliding door but that's not the point.

the two turned to look at valt standing at the door with a pissed off expression.

and then there's me, standing there like a tree.

oh hey that rhymed-

"you heard..." shu muttered, shifting his gaze to me. "and you..."

"..."

"cowabummer🤙"

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and now we fast forward to valts emo arc where he sulks with his head down, while we were makeung our way to the bey club.

ever since we left the hospital he hasn't spoken a word. i was a few feet behind him, staring at his depressed expression.

"i mean... look on the bright side," i started, speed walking up to him.

"at least he's alive-"

"that doesn't help."

"my bad."

the rest of the way to school was silent. the sun was setting and valt was still pretty down.

FUCK- HOW THE HELL DO YOU COMFORT SOMEONE AGAIN??

i was low key panicking in silent until we finally reached the school roof top to where we were greeted by the others.

"oh, hey! you made it back! and y/n to!" nika smiled, but quickly noticing valts frown.

"where's shu? did ya find him?" daigo asked, to which no reply from neither of us.

"what's the matter with you two? come on tell us." honcho joined in with a concerned look.

it was silent, until i joined in.

"...YA'LL HE'S IN HIS EMO PHASE LEAVE HIM ALONE."

then outta no where valt just booked it to the snack table and began INHALING THE FOOD.

nah, but seriously, this guy was not breathing. just chewing.

mio, come pick me up. i'm scared.

every just stared at him like he was insane. which he is but not the point.

"slow down...!"

"uh, dude..."

"MAN WHAT THE FU-"

everyone was reacting in a different way to this... almost horrific sight.

LIKE, VALT, MY GUY, BREATH.

then finally he actually managed to swallow that shit without throwing up. honestly, that was beyond human.

like damn i know you feel betrayed by your boyfriend but i don't think that's the way to go about it...

then he out of no where just cracked a smile and cheered. "hey guys!"

...hi...🤨??

"how about a friendly bey battle?!"

...MAN WHAT THE FU-

he went from #brocken💀😭🤙⛓ to
#fakesmile😔🥺🦶

"what's gotten into him...?!" honcho asked, turning to me for some reason.

"i... don't even know anymore i think he might be high on something."

he just sent me a concerned look at my response.

i looked back at valt, only to see his gaze fixated on the ground. "sorry guys... it's just..." he muttered, trailing his words.

"just...🤨?"

"I WANNA PLAY!! IS THAT SUCH A TERRIBLE THING?!?"

IT'S NOT BUT LOWER YOUR VOICE OH MY GOD.

i low key flinched at his outburst. actually no i take that back, i literally JUMPED at his outburst 'cause, uh, that's scary.

"hmm, not at all." mild. milf as fu-

"bet!" honcho smiled, taking out his launcher.

"i'm down if your are." daigo followed, then ken and the twins all brought out there beys.

everyone... except me.

why? because i was too busy admiring valts mothers beauty and grace. seriously, how does a goddess like her create a literal feral blue animal-

i glanced back over to see valt about to face off with honcho. i couldn't help but feel glad i have such innocent friends...

"three, two, one..."

inky bad thing is i doubt it'll last long with my rabid dog looking ass roaming these halls.

"LET IT RIP!"

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this... this is the best day of my entire life. i would like to thank my parents. i would like to thank God. all the glory to God—

yup, that's me. you may be wondering why i'm genuinely happy for once in my entire life and there is a very good explanation for that. and it is...

I'M IN DADDY PRINCIPALS OFFICE JAHAJJANSBAJGA.

THATS RIGHT YOU JELOUS HOE'S I INFILTRATED THE MAIN HEAD QUARTERS WITH EASE!!

how you may ask? oh, well the thing is for some reason the school blog thing that one really cute girl with the short black hair i literally STUTTERED in front of that one time is making a short little documentary about how me, valt, and shu all got into the semi-semi finals for the district tournament.

i stood in the middle of the two, right in front of the hot principal with the best 'i don't simp for a seventy year old man' expression i could possibly muster up.

the camera had started rolling and the principal spoke about proudly. "shu kurenai, valt aoi, and y/n l/n, i would like to congratulate you on behalf of the whole school."

pfft- it was nothing😋

"we are all so proud that not one, not two, but three of our students have made it to the beyblade district semi-finals."

YOU MEAN SEMI-SEMI FINALS BITCH.

"we all know you'll do your best at the tournament, all three of you." he said, looking between us. and before i could even say jack shit, SHU (annoying ass hoe btw😒) JUST HAD TO CUT ME OFF.

"thank you very much, sir."

SHUT UP THOT.

then like the angelic angel momoko ogi is (my gf btw) she smiled ever so brightly and spoke with her graceful voice. "anything you wanna say to the people watching the school webcast? come on! how about a hand shake?" fuck no.

momoko, darling, as much as i love you, the thought of even touching that white haired rabbit can kiss my ass.

the two of them just turned to the middle. and by that, i mean me.

i'm cornered.

damn it.

and to make sure i make a good impression on daddy principle and momoko, i swallowed my emotions of discomfort and disgust, then stretched out my hand to shake shu's.

grimy ass hoe-

BUT THEN OF COURSE HE JUST HAD TO USE HIS LEFT HAND MEANING I HAD TO SWITCH TO USING MY LEFT HAND TOO.

LIKE DAMN BRO IS IT REALLY THAT BAD??OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF DADDY PRINCIPLE AND MOMOKO??

it was a firm hand shake. our hands being roughly the same size meaning, mf has girly ass hands to be honest.

of course then i gladly shook valts because... he slays.

"alright! we got what we needed!" the camera boy smiled. "we'll do a follow up later on!"

"thanks so much for this you three! you were a huge help!" momoko says with a small smile.

aww, no problem wifey😋

the three of us went back to our original positions in front of the principal. standing there like stick men.

"okay you three," the principle started, raising his hands to firmly place on valt and shu's shoulders. "do your school proud!"

then of course shu made a face that made it look like he'd just been thrown off a cliff at the harsh pat on his injured shoulder.

BUT THE REAL PROBLEM IS THAT THE PRINCIPAL NEVER GOT TO TOUCH MY SHOULDER??

LITERALLY SCREW THIS IT WAS POINTLESS AS HELL.

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"i ain't even gonna lie, it's impressive how bad you've gotten in only a day-"

BONK

"OW- JESUS CHRIST HONCHO WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!"

"KEEP YOUR NEGATIVE CRITICISM TO YOURSELF!"

currently, valt was trying to launch a bey, but to know avail. in other words, he's doing a terrible job.

both honcho and valt went straight back to try and go through a good game.

"LET IT RI- VALT! WAKEY, WAKEY!" valt had yet again zoned out.

"AH- GO!" then he did a really pathetic launch that didn't even last for even ten seconds before repeatedly hitting the stadium walls.

"that wasn't very girl boss of you, valt." i frowned, staring at valt who was going into deep thought.

"as much as i hate to admit it, she's right." thank you daigo.

"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?! ITS BEEN NOTHING BUT FAILED LAUNCH AFTER FAILED LAUNCH!" honcho yelled at the sad valt.

"and you called me negative🤨" i muttered under my breath, to which everyone ignored.

"i'm sorry..." valt said in a low toned voice.

"ain't no big deal! just don't do it again!" honcho grumbled with an angry face.

like okay bud calm down.

"go easy on him." daigo was quick to block honcho from valt before kens puppets came into the conversation.

"you think your gonna beat Shu playing like that?"

at this point everyone was just surrounding valt and throwing harsh words.

again, AND YA'LL CALLED ME NEGATIVE??

"hypocrites..."

"you gotta get your head back in the game! we didn't make it to the finals, but you did!"

AHEM. FUCK YOU HONCHO YOU KNOW I'M HERE TO RIGHT?

"and we'll be with you all the way!"

aww, that's actually kinda sweet...

BUT YOU KNOW I'M HERE TOO RIGHT??

"yeah, i know..." valt said with his head low.

"THEN CUT THE MOPING AND START THE SMILING!!" as you can see honcho was going literally going insane. "AND THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO Y/N!"

"ME??" i yelled back.

"DON'T THINK WE HAVNT NOTICED YOUR SUSPICIOUSLY QUIET SELF TODAY! USUALLY YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY TO BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN BY NOW!"

"BRO- ...touché..." it's sad 'cause he's right.

"hold on, is there something you two arn't telling us?"

SHUT IT DAIGO DON'T EXPOSE US.

i immediately went to playing it cool. "whaaat..... me? valt? KEEP THINGS FROM YOU GUYS??PFFT- of course not. we would never do that...🧍‍♀️"

valt just kept staring  at the ground, therefore completely blowing out cover.

FUCK.

"ah, dude..." honcho muttered realizing valt was genuinely upset.

"come on man, you can tell us." valt just grumbled at daigo's words. "you know we've got you back. now, what's bugging you two?"

DO NOT INVOLVE ME.

valt peered over to daigo with a frown. "being in this club, it's like we're a family, right?"

to be honest it kinda just feels like being surrounded by a whole bunch of closeted homosexuals but yeah, sure, let's say that.

"sure." daigo responded, being dry as hell.

"i don't know..."

OH MY FUCKING GOD VALT JUST SPIT IT OUT.

"spill the beans!"

"if you're worried about something, you two gotta let us help."

WHO THE FUCK IS 'two' I AM NOT APART OF THIS??

the next thing valt did left me SHOOK. the poor kid started tearing up.

honcho just softly punched his chest and told him it's no time for tears, to which valt laughed at.

valt glanced over at me. WHY ME- oh wait is it because he wants my help explaining the situation? yeah sure why not.

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"so... shu's shoulder isn't getting any better..." i take it all back. this bitch didn't want my help, he just wanted to stare at me for some weird reason.

he literally just explained ALL of it on his own.

this whore-

"what if he gets even more hurt when we battle each other...?"

"not sure what to say..."

"poor guy."

"that won't happen!"

"Yes it will- OW! WILL YOU STOP HITTING ME??" at this point honcho was just straight up abusing me.

after he was done glaring at me he went back to cheering up valt. "no way man! shu's a prodigy! he's gonna get better, you'll see!"

"well to be honest he doesn't have that much time to heal." way to kill the mood daigo.

"i want him to get better! guys, i don't know what to do!" valt vented, the distress clearly visible on his face.

and to be quite frank, i don't think anyone else knew either. this is sad. like, SAD. i don't like it.

"look, valt." i started, to which everyone turned to look at me. "i'm not one for giving good advice, but, maybe you should just tell shu how you feel about the whole shoulder thing, or your homosexual attraction." everyone ignored the last part.

"yeah, maybe your right..." he muttered, still looking sad as shit. "i think i'm gonna go take a break... i'll see you guys after school." then he began walking away.

everyone just stared at his back while it began getting small and smaller. i sighed.

"it's times like these i wish i would've listened to my sister." everyone looked at me, curious.

"why? what did she say??"

"I DON'T KNOW I WASN'T LISTENING??"

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"YOUR OVERREACTING!"

OH SHIT.

"NO, IM NOT!"

GO OFF QUEEN!!

"THEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU VALT!"

SAY WHAT??😨

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AhEm. well hello there dear viewers, you may be wondering what in Gods grace is happening right now, and i will gladly explain.

currently, me and valt had arrived at shu's apartment to tell him he needs to quit the tournament. or, more like valt came to tell him. i was actually guilt tripped into coming.

after valt came clean with his feelings about shu competing while he's this seriously injured, shu gripped his shirt and is now yelling at him.

replay.

"we're not friends anymore!" shu snapped, practically going rabid furry mode on valt.

SHU WHAT HELL??

nah 'cause these two were literally going at it. after years of friendship you wanna split up just like that??

BITCH, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD I WORKED TO BECOME THE PERFECT CUPID FOR YOU HOES?? ALL MY HARD WORK, GONE.

"what!?" valt yelled, confused as hell.

"go home!"

shut the fuck up shu.

then he pushed valt, finally letting go of his sweaters collar.

"i'm not going anywhere! you can't blade right now shu, and you know it!!" slay valt, slay.

shu just got even more angry and grabbed