❏ chapter, fifteen.
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↳ THE REINCARNATION OF SHREK !

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what am i even doing with my life? dumb shit, that's what.

right now i'm currently late for class and i could honestly not give two shits. all i care about is skipping class because today we are unfortunately rearranging desks, which requires the term, 'teamwork'.

UMM, never heard of it.

so now i'm wandering the halls. well, that was until i heard the screams of a teacher behind my back.

"HEY, YOU! WHY ARN'T YOU IN CLASS?!"

"OH SHI-"

so i did what any sane person would do and booked it down the hall. lol bye mother fucker.

and you wanna know what this dick sucker did?

HE STARTED CHASING ME.

"OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHI-"

i had to run at top speed all the way to my class with this lunatic still on my tail. i turned a corner and threw myself into my class, out of breath like i've never been before.

i smacked my forehead against the door, leaning against it.

"I MADE IT!" but my little celebration was cut short by the feeling of everyone's crusty ass stares pinned on me.

i turned around only to be met with pure silence. i decided to play it cool and i leaned my back on the wall like the badass i am.

"AHEM. sup shawtys😘"

no one was even moving desks yet, so that's just great.

"..."

silence.

i did spot shu and valt staring at me. shu looked so fed up and valt was just confused as can be.

"...y/n..." some random dude muttered. "what the actual fu-"

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in the end we just continued class as usual and THEN we had to rearrange desks.

damn it.

i spotted shu about to pick up a desk and like the angel i am, i asked from across the room, "shu, you want help that?"

he looked back at me who was about to shove my own desk to God knows where. "it's fine, don't worry about it-" but before he could finish, like the gremlin valt is, he came out of no where from under the desk and lifted it up with his head.

...now how the actual f*ck am i supposed to react to that.

me and shu just looked at each other, feeling like two parents with a... AHEM... 'special' kid.

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and now we're in the middle of a test.

UGH.

i had already finished the entire thing and now i was just doodling all over it like an idiot.

i was literally just stabbing the paper at this point.

i eventually got bored and decided to look around at everyone and my eyes landed on shu, who had just dropped his pencil.

clumsy hoe-

but before it could even hit the ground valt and his super sonic speed came out of nowhere and caught that shit like his life depended on it.

i mean get it i guess...🗣️‼️

he did end up face slamming on the side of the desk though...

"slay valt, slay." then i began sarcastically clapping.

HA.

i'm so funny.

he glared at me with a huge red bump on his forehead. i was about to laugh at him until the sound of the class door opened. everyone turned their heads from valt to the door that was opened by some lady that was dressed in some business looking get up.

lets just call her mommy.

she peered over to our teacher who had originally been staring at valt in disappointment.

she eventually spoke up in a small voice. "ah, so sorry to interrupt, but there's an urgent call for miss y/n l/n."

i just gave her a 'oh hell no' look while the class stared at me like 'oh god, what has she done now...?'

the mommy continued. "something about sneaking out last night...?"

OH FUCK.

i may or may not have not have told Mio i was going out to give shu ice with valt.

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE...

"slay y/n, slay."

"VALT SHUT THE HE-"

i started to hysterically cough. "AHEM. that...may possibly be me..."

i avoided eye contact ever so awkwardly while shu gave me judgemental ass glare. "i will be there to answer the phone as soon as i can..."

the mommy merely nodded. "and also, sir," she said, shifting her gaze to our teacher. "may i have a quick word with you?"

"of course!" then they both left.

Sussy as fwack if you ask me...🤨??

but regardless, i was just left sitting there at my desk while everyone stared at me.

i am so screwed.

SHU KURANAI'S POV

me and the rest of the class all stared down y/n who sat at her desk with a dead smile on her face, and the light in her eyes gone.

staring had eventually made everyone's eyes tired, so once, and only ONCE, did we blink.

and oh boy, was that a mistake.

"NAH MAN **** THIS. I AIN'T GOING DOWN THERE IF MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!" she was literally about to jump out the window.

HOW THE HECK DID SHE GET THERE IN ONLY A SECOND??

i just screamed at the top of my lungs and attempted to reach out for her. "Y/N NO-"

and before anyone could grab her she leaped out the window, fell into a bush, and was on the run.

the whole class was left in a state of shock.

the only words to be said was a fellow classmate at the front row.

"...fucking psycho...😨"

...i can't exactly argue with that...

Y/N SHIKATANI'S POV:

SHES A RUNNER SHES A TRACK STAR-

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SOOO- i did end up just calling mio on my own phone and apologizing, which she did forgive me for.

and after i finished skipping the rest of school in the cafeteria, stealing food, it was now the end.

and about damn time too.

so like the ninja i am i snuck back into class to get my bag. and by sneak i mean nonchalantly walking in there, only to see that there was absolutely no one there but me, valt, and his bea, shu.

who were currently....FIGHTING?

valt had shu's bag in his hands (for some reason) and shu looked deeply displeased.

this is low key like my own reality show what the heck.

"give it back." shu ordered, sternly.

"to the doctors then...?" valt wasn't listening.

oh wait... SO THATS WHAT THERE FIGHTING ABOUT.

tch, LAME.

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING INTERESTING.

this is just basic as hell... and predictable🤨

"i said give it back!"

OH DANG. SHIT IS GETTING REAL NOW SOMEONE GET ME SOME POPCORN.

valt just kept pushing. "i'm telling you to cut it out valt!!" shu snapped.

"AYO??" unfortunately, yet again, my ass couldn't stfu.

the out of nowhere two puppets popped out from behind one of the sliding doors. "what's going on? drama club rehearsal?"

OMG ITS BESU!!

"wow! shu and valt are fighting?"

OMG ITS KERU!!

i waved super excitedly to the two puppets. "KERU! BESU! WASSUP GUYS!!"

"yo y/n!" keru said back.

then honcho came out of nowhere as well and bonked besu on the head. "i came as soon as i heard the news." both ken and honcho finally walked in the room.

"hey! what's this all about? short version please." honcho asked while the two walked up to the group, naturally i did the same.

"it's nothing." shu LIED.

"OH PLEASE! don't even listen to him! it's more then just nothing!" valt being protective best friend is everything. "guys, shu is hurt!"

LMAO EXPOSED.

"we're all hurt." damn, deep shit besu.

"i'm better already!" shu might just be the worst bullshitter i've ever met...

"valt's making a big deal out of it!" shu continued to deny, deny, deny.

while they were still bickering i eventually got fed up to be honest. so i walked up to them while they were yelling at each other and pushed them apart, low key alarming the four of them.

"uh, look," i started, taking my hands off of both of there chests. "i know this has nothing to do with me, but i'm really starting to think this is getting out of hand." i stated the ever so obvious.

AND THATS COMING FROM ME.

usually i could care less about what these dumbasses do but this is a lil excessive.

i took shu's bag out of valt's hand and and gave it back to shu, peering down at valt, since you know, he's short.

"valt, look. i understand that you're concerned for shu and his well being and all, but you also need to understand that it isn't your body." he just stared back with a guilty frown.

"let's be honest, shu isn't THAT much of an idiot to completely screw up his body to an un-treatable state. maybe..." shu low key looked offended by the 'isn't that much of an idiot' part.

"he'll stop when he knows he needs to. even if he is a clueless lunatic, i'm sure he'll manage. maybe..." as you can see i clearly screwed that whole thing up.

"wow, thanks y/n." shu said ever so sarcastically.

"anytime man." then i pat his shoulder and went for the class exit.

"huh? you're leaving already?" besu perked up while ken shoved the two puppets in my face.

before i could answer, shu walked over to the exit as well, only to stop mid way and look back at all of us, specifically valt. "you know what, guy, come with me." he narrowed his eyes, full of determination.

"i'll prove to you that i'm fine."

yeah, but your not...🤨

i had to fight every fiver in my being not to role my eyes at how Goddamn stubborn he was.

ya see? this is why you don't trust failed abortions 🤦‍♀️

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long story short, i actually didn't end up going. why? because i saw no reason to.

lets be honest here, shu is just going to bullshit his way through and win the battle against whoever he goes up against, despite his injury. hell push himself until he's sorry.

i'll admit, i really do have no right to criticize shu for his own decisions. even if it does mean he'll hurt himself in the process. it sounds selfish, i know. but if i was in his position i'd probably do the same, and i wouldn't want people judging me for it either.

the least i can do is respect his wishes and leave him be-

DING

WHO- oh wait never mind it's just my phone going off.

i was currently about to take a long ass nap in my bed, but curiosity got the best of me so i snatched my phone from under my pillow and and clicked on the messages for my the group chat.

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The Hood🥶💪

blue bird
GUYS CAN YOU STILL BELIEVE HOW STRONG SHU WAS TODAY??
HE COMPLETELY DESTROYED DOOMSCIZOR!

emo for life😔🤞
ouch.

turbo slut
thank you valt but i think your getting on daigo's nerves now...

fake blonde
wait a sec...
WHO IS TURBO SLUT??
Y/N??🤨

y/n✨
that was a typo

turbo slut
it's me, rantaro
it's shu

y/n had recently added me into the group chat.
as for my username...😐

y/n✨
no regrets <3

turbo slut
JUST CHANGE MY NAME.

y/n✨
well someone's angry🤨
but yeah sure i guess i'll do it anywayz since im  so nice🙄

y/n✨ changed turbo slut to 100% homosexual!

y/n✨
happy your majesty???

100% homosexual
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU CALLING PEOPLE GAY

emo for life😔🤞
SHE DIDN'T💀

fake blonde
SHE DID💀

blue bird
THIS GROUP CHAT IS GONNA BE THE REASON I DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT😭

y/n's favourite
watch y/n one day just traumatize us all on this thing...

fake blonde
CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE Y/N TERRORIZES US ALL WITH THE USERNAME CONTROL😐

100% homosexual
agreed

valt, change the subject

blue bird
UHHH
OKAY-
nose
haha i just typed 'nose' with my nose lol !!

y/n✨
child slave

blue bird
WHAT

100% homosexual
Y/N WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

fake blonde
NAH CUZ IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOWWW

emo for life😔🤞
this girl is a menace to society💀

y/n's favourite
I CANT SURVIVE IN THIS GROUPCHAT💀

y/n✨
WAIT GUYS I JUST HAD A REALLY COOL THOUGHT !!!

emo for life😔🤞
keep your filthy thoughts to yourself😐

y/n✨
...😐

y/n✨ changed emo for life😔🤞 to the reincarnation of shrek🥺🤞!

y/n✨

as i was saying...

the reincarnation of shrek🥺🤞
STFU Y/N

y/n✨
no❤️

the reincarnation of shrek🥺🤞
DONT "no❤️" ME YOU LITTLE SHI-

100% homosexual
daigo, i think it's best to not even bother at this point. you know she's not gonna change it regardless of anything.
unfortunately....

y/n✨
thanks gay ass💞
AHEM, BUT AS I WAS SAYING-
we should start to say ages as
levels because "i'm at level 55"
sounds cooler then just
being an old mf

fake blonde
ngl
that does actually sound cool

blue bird
okay!
my dog died at level four...

y/n✨
noob.

y/n✨ has left the chat!

the reincarnation of shrek🥺🤞
can we block her??😐

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— extra ::

— shu sometimes feels like him and y/n are valts parents, which low key makes him flustered to think about

— would he ever admit that? no.

— some memes i made based off the story so far 🙀🙀‼️

— OKAY THATS ALL BYEEE🤭🤭