❏ chapter, eleven.
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↳ THE BOY WITH PERFECT DIRECTIONS !

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so to put everything shortly, after the today's match and after we got nika out the closet, we all said our goodbyes and went home.

except for me.

and of course, like i always do i have a perfectly reasonable explanation for not going home after a long day. and that is...

THE ARCTIC MONKEYS AM ALBUM FINALLY RELEASED IN RECORD IN JAPAN.

the point is, it's a big deal.

so you bet your ass i zoomed all the way to the music store to buy it. and SURE, i could've just played it on spotify or at the very least youtube, but tell me...

is it so wrong that i want every last eany, teany, tiny little thing that alex turner has either made, used, or even licked? is it so wrong that i want to have every shape and size of his voice that's imprinted into a piece of shiny plastic?

IS THAT SO WRONG??

so here i am scavenging the hole store for it. i also found some disks of the weeknd... so...

stan abel 🛐

so here i am, minding my own business, but you see the world just loves testing me 🥰

so you wanna know what it did to me? it made the one and only mr. 'i can't open the door for shit' WALTZ IN HERE LIKE HE OWNED THE PLACE??

but thanks to my awesome reflexes i hid behind a tall huge disk rack 'cause.... men, tf?🤨

and while i was peacefully ignoring him and the cashier who was staring at me like i was his everyday maniac, i couldn't help but notice a bright yellow van driving back and fourth in front of the store.

i decided to pay it no mind as i do with all my other problems, until that motherfucker ginba walked out, and the van froze right in front of him.

tch, probably his drug dealer or something.

then the most shocking and bamboozling thing just happened. valt walked out of the drug van. valt then SPOKE to low budget ear phone jack.

wait a damn second...

IS VALT A DRUGGY??

"can you hep us find this address?" i heard valts voice from outside.

oh, never mind he's just making a bread delivery.

i wanna come.

so i decided to hop out of the shadows and play it cool like i wasn't just spying on them.

"HEY VALT!" i yelled then running out the shop to join them. ginba over here kinda just stared in surprise. wondering where i even came from.

"HEY Y/N!" he smiled back.

HES SO CUTE-😭

"sooo, watcha guys doing?" i already know what their doing, but i'm gonna drop hints that i wanna go. why? because i'm nosy.

"we're going to drop off a HUGE load of bread from our bakery! we didn't know how to find the address so this guy here said he's going to help us!" for some reason i doubt orochi actually said yes... but whatever you say valt.

"You wanna come?"

"YES!!"

orochi over here, after processing the situation was about to protest, but uh, no. "hold on! I never said i was going to-"

"OH JUST GET YOUR A- I MEAN BUTT IN THE TRUCK!!" i stopped myself from cursing because OBVIOUSLY i wasn't gonna make myslef look bad in front of valts mom.

duh.

then i proceeded to shove him in the van. once we were inside, he just gave up.

but the nosy little hoe didn't know when to shut up, so he turned over to me. "so were you just hiding in the back of the store the whole time or...?"

"i'm not answering that."

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once we got to the house we all stepped out and i turned to orochi. "i mean forget 'boy with the perfect ears' more like 'boy with the perfect directions.' "

he ignored me.

"glad you made it valt!" hoji, who was patiently waiting for us at the front of a mansion that was shaped as a gray block, said. he paused once he saw me. "and y/n...?"

"i tagged along. but anyway, is this your place hoji?'cause damn you are loaded-"

"actually i'm pretty sure this is wakiya's house, right hoji?"

I KNOW THAT WHITE BOY LOOKING ASS GINBA FUCK DID NOT JUST INTERRUPT ME-

wait.

wakiya....??

i choked on air. "THE FUCK YOU MEAN WAKIYA? SINCE WHEN??"

"well what do you two think? let's go in." ginba insisted. 'nosy' is an understatement.

"hold on, you two know each other?!" valt was dumbfounded. but as if 'boy with the perfect directions' would actually respond. "HELLO?" valt yelled to orochi, who refused to say anything back.

"wakiya's waiting for us. this should be good." then he walked right past hoji to inside the block- i mean house.

"follow me, you two." hoji said while he began walking in front of us. "but what about all this food?" valt asked.

then the adorable milf that valt calls 'mom' spoke up with her angelic voice. "so this is your friends house? if so then you two can go on ahead. i'll take care of this. thanks for your help." she smiled and i nearly died of a heart attack.

"you got it mom!"

"whatever you say mommy 🛐 "

"pardon?"

"NOTHING-"

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so here i am... and the only question i have on my mind is... how the flack, did i end up in this dirty ass blonde boys house??

and shit, this mana parents must make BANK 'cause now we going down a whole damn elevator just to get to him.

no wonder he has such a shit personality.

HES A CLICHÉ SPOILED RICH KID.

we eventually got to the bottom and hoji opened the door only to reveal wakiya and his other minions.

is just me or is this giving very much mean girls...??

"valt." then with his horrific voice, he spoke. "you made it...wait, orochi? who invited you here-" then he froze after i walked out from behind hoji.

"..."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" he switched up real fast. from calm and intimidating, to rabid dog.

"BOY RELAX I'M JUST HERE TO WATCH ANS MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GO FURRY MODE OR SOMETHING!!"

then i stomped over to the bench on the side lines with orochi following behind me, completely ignoring the glares wakiya sent my way.

i sat down and curled into a ball sulking in the corner due to how i'm stuck breathing the same air as wakiya.

spoiler alert, it's very unpleasant.

i decided to neglect the fact wakiya was now challenging valt to a match. why am i not surprised? because let's be honest here, this is the same man who chased my ass down all the way to a dead end hallway (which i still don't know why was there to begin with) in the beymall just to ask me for a battle.

so while chaos filled the room i fidgeted with my rings in pure boredom. i get i should probably go give wakiya a reality check, but come on now, as if i'd roast someone in their own household.

that's low even for me. but if it does get really bad i'll make sure to give him a few smacks on the back of his head.

while i was peacefully minding my own business, like the nosy little shit this orochi ginba person is, he decided to start a conversation.

WHY.

"so... y/n, right? i've been meaning to ask you something."

okay, straight to the point i see. i guess he's not all that bad. "mmk, sure. what's up ginba?"

"just call me orochi. last name is to formal. kinda annoying actually."

i take it back, he's blunt as hell.

"whatever you say shawty."

he yet again ignored my words. "it's about your bey."

AYO DON'T DRAG MARATION INTO THIS??

"i know it might be strange to ask this straight up, but your familiar with why they call me 'boy with perfect ears' right?"

where is he going with this...??

"yeah, apparently your a fortunate teller." i snickered a little at my own joke. damn i'm funny. i grinned a little, sending him a mocking look. "you wanna read mine?"

"it's not-...never mind. and trust me when i say that i would but the thing is... i can't." he deadpanned.

"..."

"...whatchu mean you 'can't'...?"

"i mean, i can't. so tell me y/n, why is that?"

BOY I DON'T KNOW??

then at that exact moment, a certain memory hit me. 

you guys know what this means...

time for...

A FLASHBACK😍✨✨

"okay, okay, so then why can't o see MY bey spirit?" i asked with a perked eyebrow face.

valtryek didn't say anything for a while.

"ah... you mean maration..." he looked kinda annoyed at just saying my beys name.

LMAO PROBABLY 'CAUSE HE LOST TO ME!!

AHEM- but back to the flashback...

"the thing is, he's a bit... shy." valtryek rubbed his head awkwardly.

end of flashback 'cause its over and i said so. his last words echoed through my mind. literally.

"the thing is, he's a bit... shy..."

"shy..."

"shy..."

...

oh my cherry pickle apple pie ice cream...

THIS MEANS-

what? lol, i don't actually know what the fuck this means at all to be honest.

kidding.

So.... when valtryek said that apparently my bey is shy, he meant literally. so i guess the hoe
don't even want to make a single sound to the point that even mr. 'i can't mind my own business and i got the ears of an elephant' can hear.

so.... is this a good thing...??

probably.

"oh, well sucks to be you i guess." i deadpanned.

he shot me a look.

"what? not my fault you finally going deaf😐"

all out of pure curiosity (definitely not fear) i avoided my gaze from the man beside me who looked like he was planning my ending 'cause i wasn't taking him seriously, and instead watched valt's battle with little miss grape.

HA. get it? 'cause he's wearing all purple and looks like a grape...?

...

okay i'm gonna stop now.

valt was hitting wakiya with a rush launch but to have no effect whatsoever.

eventually, valtryek lost stamina and stopped spinning completely. wakiya had won with a survivor finish.

"this whore..." i muttered. personally targeting it to wakiya.

"oh well. token gold star for showing up." he mocked.

i'm about to shove this guys words up his ass if he doesn't shut the fu-

"OUT OF MY WAY!! COMING THROUGH!!"

"girl what the fu-"

i was interrupted by the sound of.... honcho??

then outta no where, the door burst open revealing honcho, ken, and daigo.

oh yeah, i forgot they still existed.

he also ended up pushing the guy who was standing in front of the door to the ground.

LMAO.

i guess they came in here to make a really pathetic attempt at saving valt's currently losing ass.

"sup guys." i held up a peace sign 'cause why not.

they look at me dumbfounded at the situation "WHAT- YOU'RE HERE TO?" honcho was stunned. "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON??"

"valts getting his ass kicked in a battle." i deadpanned, ignoring the way valt sent me a nasty glare.

"an audience? i swear, this keeps getting better and better." wakiya laughed, being as cocky as ever.

SHUT UP GOLDILOCKS NO ONE ASKED YOU.

"so what do you say we start the second battle?"

and that's how we ended up here— everyone but valt and wakiya hanging on the sidelines watching this all go down.

then out of no where honcho, being a little snitch, decides to scream out: "hey valt! break out your new move!"

okay damn no need to expose all his secrets🤨

"what new move?" wakiya said with a sly ass grin. "well, well, now you've got my full attention."

shut up wakiya.

i sent honcho the nastiest looks, whisper yelling to him. "valt hasn't even perfected flash launch you DUMBASS-"

"shut up! i know what i'm doing!" he whisper yelled back.

"YOU SHOVE MANGA UP YOUR ASS NO YOU DON'T."

but anyway, moving on.

they got into position, blah, blah, one, two, three, let it rip— you know how it is.

"time for you to walk the walk!" wakiya yelled just before launching his bey.

i had to slap my hand over my mouth from either laughing or throwing up from cringe. '

walk the walk' PLEASE-

to say the least, valt did a real shit job.
valtryek was just just hitting the sides of the stadium.

i'm getting second hand embarrassment just watching.

then finally valtryek yeeted itself out the stadium and to the musty dusty floor wakiya walks the walk on.

even orochi looked disappointed.

but you see, those were the least of my problems. if anything i'm just wondering why neither valtryek or wyvron have shown themselves in 'full form.'

at least that's what valtryek called it...

it's not like i actually care, but i am a bit curious to see what wyvron looks like.

and while i was zoning out i didn't even realize they were doing a second battle. guess a rematch if you wanna call it that.

and again, valt was getting his ass kicked.

then finally...

CLASH

valtryek burst.

"lol rip bozo."

"y/n, shut the hell up." WELL DAMN DAIGO.

wakiya was being a smug little shit again. "an 'a' for effort i suppose." BOY SHUT UP-

"then again, it wasn't a total waste of time. i mean i did get to mess around with my shield launch so i guess it wasn't all that bad. even if it was boring."

and then valt looked PISSED. "mess around....? not cool!" he yelled all angry. "you we're using valtryek to experiment!? LET ME AT HIM!!"

he leaped to claw wakiya's eyes out but unfortunately honcho just HAD TO STOP HIM.

"LET HIM GO HONCHO I WANNA SEE THIS!" and i couldn't stay quiet forever.

"are we gonna have to hold her back too...?" i heard daigo whisper to ken.

"probably."

then wakiya went on to tell valt how not everyone was cut out to be a great blader, and valt was DEVISTATED.

and wow... that was it for me.

i 'walked the walk' my ass over there right beside valt who was re-thinking life choices, and looked wakiya dead ass in the eyes.

i know this whore did not just say that to my kid valt 😐

wakiya looked even more amused and just smirked. "well, well, did you come up here to avenge your little friend here? does that mean you're gonna battle me too-"

STOMP

i stomped on his foot.

HARD.

he screamed in utter agony.

"YOU FUCK ASS INBRED LITTLE SHIT!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A PEICE OF CONCRETE AND DIE ALONE!! YOU, AND YOUR CRACKED ASS FOOT!!" then i snatched honcho and valt who were in shock, by the back of there shirt collars and dragged them out the door. then was soon followed by ken and daigo who left wakiya with his musty ass broken foot.

we walked down the halls, onto the elevator, up the elevator, all walked out except for valt and honcho who were still being dragged, then to the front door, out the front door, then leaving through the gate.

it had been dead silent the whole time.

once we got outside i dropped valt and honcho on the sidewalk.

"OW-" they both yelped hitting their heads on the hardened concrete.

i didn't say anything. no one did. i just stared at my shoes.

after a long, long while, i sighed, and lifted my head up from the ground and smiled ever so sweetly.

"LOL SORRY ABOUT THAT GUYS I GUESS I WAS JUST IN A SILLY GOOFY MOOD😍😘😋"

"Y/N WHAT THE ACTUAL-"

this hole time valt was just sitting on the floor is shame while he stared at the ground.

aww, my poor child.

so we all pitched in to cheer him up. honcho suggested ice cream.

i agree.

valt just punched the ground. "this is my fault!" he yelled, tears prickling in his eyes.

MY POOR CHILD.

we all just looked at each other at a loss for words. then, as if it couldn't get worse, they all looked at me.

AT ME??

i stared back in confusion "what you staring at me for...?" i mumbled, low key uncomfortable as i had a feel at what they were insinuating.

"arn't girls supposed to be good at comforting people?" besu asked.

...um...what.

"WHAT?? WHERE DID YOU GUYS EVEN HEAR THAT??"

"tv." they all said siamotainously.

"..."

"okay, well first you people need to go touch grass, and no. that's not always true." i deadpanned. "guys, i suck at comforting people. I LAUGHED WHEN MY LAST FRIEND TOLD ME HIS GRANDMA HAD CHLAMYDIA."

"well just try it anyway!" honcho whisper-yelled.

"JEEZ OKAY FINE."

so i crouched down to valts level, placing my hand on his shoulder to grab his attention, while smiling sweetly. "if it makes you feel better, i don't think i actually broke his foot🥰✊"

"..."

"y/n... i think your service is no longer needed." honcho said aloud.

"that was just terrible." daigo added.

"you should be ashamed!" keru kept it going.

"YA'LL I'M TRYING MY BEST OKAY??"

"guys." valr muttered, and we all shut up. "it's fine, really."

no, no it isn't.

"but i'm gonna head home now." he grumbled and picked himself up, beginning to walk away.

"..."

"...i'm sure he'll be fine." honcho mumbled in a way to try and lighten the mood.

"really? if anything, i'd say we're screwed- OW! KERU WHAT THE HECK HECK HECKITY HECK WAS THAT FOR??" if your wondering what just happened, blue cat dog puppet hit me.

"come on y/n. this is valt we're talking about." daigo said looking back to where valt walked away. "i'm sure he'll bounce back in no time."

"true, i mean he is the main character."

"..."

"main character?? what do you mean?"

"meh, nothing. you'll understand when you're older 🙄"

"..."

"we're the same age..."

╰┈➤ meanwhile...🤨..

. back with orochi, hoji, and wakiya's minions, five seconds after y/n and her hood gang left...

once the said anger issued pig tailed girl stomped out with her friends, a moment of silence filled the room. minus wakiya's screams of agony as he held his foot and hopped around like