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2022

no one's pov 

Today was glorious for the 9-9.

Jake walked throughout the precinct with his NYPD long-sleeve uniform shirt and sporting some sunglasses.

He entered the main building with everyone standing there,with no (F•N) present.

"We will begin once (F•N) gets here. I have articulated the perfect Jimmy Jabs just for her." Jake said.

"Dope,what do you got in plan?" Rosa said.

"We are going something called,Codename ; Incognito" Jake said.

The elevator doors opened and (F•N) walked in over to Jake. "Hey sorry I'm late,I had to borrow a NYPD shirt from lost and found,but I'm here and ready!" She said with enthusiasm.

"Okay,Bagel!" Jake said as Boyle handed him a plan bagel.

"Next,our celebratory flask" Jake poured alcohol over the bagel as (F•N) watched history beginning to form.

Boyle pulled out a lighter and the bagel lit up with fire while Scully came out of the break room singing "Jimmy Jab" in a operatic voice.

"Let's the games begin!" Jake cheered with everyone in the room.

After the game began everyone was in the meeting room sitting at a table with a white cloth covering something.

"Welcome to our Jimmy Jabs competition,our game for today is codenamed ; Incognito. CLEAR THE CLOTH!" Jake yelled out.

Gina ripped of the cloth revealing costume that were assigned to the gang.

"Costumes? Jake didn't we do this last time?" Rosa said confused.

"Yes,this one is special because its (F•N)'s first time doing this. The rules are simple ; I have hidden a certain item in the police station and you will have to go around and find that certain item,if you don't find when the shift ends or if you get caught,you will be eliminated!" Jake explained.

"What's the prize?" (F•N) asked.

"Pshh! (F•N) we play for honor and pride,not for a prize!" Jake said.

"Its a comfy chair." Rosa said.

(F•N) turned back to Jake with disbelief "A comfy chair? That's it?" She said.

Jake shook his head happily.

"Enough talk,let's do this." (F•N) said leaning back in her seat.

"That's my girl!* Jake said.

[*Insert the 9-9 gang walking in slow motion with there costumes*]

🎵It's the Thuggish Ruggish Bone

It's the Thuggish Ruggish Bone

It's the Thuggish Ruggish Bone–🎵

"Jake! What are y'all doing?" 

Everyone turned there heads to Terry who was looking at them like crazy.

"Oh hey sarge! wanna join in our Jimmy Jabs?" Jake said.

"Aren't yall supposed to be working the case?" He said.

Terry looked around trying to find (F•N) "Wait,where is she?" 

"There is no (F•N),but there is Adora Winterfell." Jake said stepping aside.

(F•N) in a old woman costume came from the back. "Have you seen my hearing aid?" She said in a fake old women voice.

Terry went deadpan and Jake walked up to him.

"This is (F•N)'s first Jimmy Jabs and I wanna make it special! Please sarge?" Jake begged.

Terry sighed "Fine! But after this, back to work!" Terry said walking away.

Everyone cheered and the games began...again.

The gang scurried around the precinct trying to find the item meanwhile (F•N) went downstairs to the main building.

"If I was Jake Peralta,what would I hide?..probably a Die hard DVD, that's blue ray and has exclusive commentary from Bruce Willis or a Taylor swift album..." (F•N) said in head while walking down the stairs,she quickly fixed her wig and went into character.

(F•N) walked through the main building in a slow, hunchback,manner up to the front desk.

"Hello Ms! How may I help you?" Said the guy sitting at the front desk.

"Yes...I'm look for my hearing aid,I wanna check the lost and found." She said.

He pulls out the lost and found bin and placed it in front of (F•N). "Here you go!" He said.

(F•N) searched throughout the bin trying to find anything that resembled a disk or a flash drive,but to no avail.

"Damnit!–I mean...oh shucks! I can't find it,I'll try another place." (F•N) said trying not to blow her cover.

"Why don't you try the bathroom?" He said.

(F•N) eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "Yes..I will try the bathroom,thank you young man." She slowly walked away from and ran towards the bathroom entering the ladies room first.

(F•N) entered a stall and stood in the tight space. She dug through the small trash bin but found nothing,she even lifted up the toilet seat.

"I'm at a loss..." She said looking around the bathroom.

(F•N) suddenly looked up and saw a air vent. "Am I really about to crawl in there?" She said standing on top of the toilet and punching open the vent.

She lifted herself up and was inside the vent crawling like a rat. "Huh...I wonder how the other's are doing? She said.

Meanwhile Boyle was eliminated because he was caught in a different precinct and Hitchcock and Scully were eliminated because they forgot they were in the Jimmy Jab.

So that left Amy,Gina,Rosa and (F•N) in the game.

Amy was dressed up like a janitor,she snuck inside to the storage room downstairs in the main building,she quickly rummaged throughout the items until.

"Oh my god! They have new binders! and there unused!" Amy flipped throughout out each binder until she saw a flash drive with three question marks on the back. Her eyes widen,then she hid the the binders in the trash can.

"That crown is–" 

As Amy was declaring victory the vent latch clashed down and (F•N) fell on her face.

"Oh my God (F•N) are you okay?!" Amy said dropping the binder and checking out (F•N)

"Amy...come here–"  (F•N) said pretty weakly.

Amy got closer to (F•N) to hear her a little better.

"GOTCHA! HAHAHA!" (F•N) snatched the binder and sprung up and ran toward the door,using her cane to block the doorway.

"(F•N)! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF– When I get out,you are so dead!" Amy said on the other side.

(F•N) shifted back into her old lady impersonation and walked toward the elevator and pressed the button so she can go to the 9-9. And she was even luckier when no one was in the elevator.

She stepped in the door closed on her,giving herself a sinister grin.

"Let's see what's in this bad boy." (F•N) said opening the binder.

She picked up the flash drive and examined it,the colors were black and red with a sticky note that had 3 question marks.

Once the elevator reached the 9-9,she walked out and towards Jake. "I declare my victory!" She walking towards Jake with the flash drive.

Jake smiled widely at her. "Congrats! you found one out of three other items." Jake said as he grabbed the flash drive from (F•N)'s hand.

"I'm sorry,what now?" She said.

"There is 2 more items in the whole building,so hop to it!" Jake said.

(F•N) groaned and walked away from Jake,then Terry walked up to him.

"What's the point of this whole thing man? you got everyone running around like rats" Terry said.

"The reason for this Jimmy Jabs is because I lost something to Captain Holt and he's been asking for a,flash drive,a vanilla folder with papers and a disk with case information on it." Jake admitted.

"So you telling me you made half of the 9-9,run around because you lost something that belongs to Captain Holt because you became irresponsible? And you made them dress up?"

"Yes?" Jake said nervous.

"End this Jimmy Jabs and tell Captain Holt the truth,Jake that's a order!" Terry said walking away.

Jake sighed and called everyone back into the break room.

"Why are you ending the Jabs early? did something happen?" Rosa asked.

Jake sighed regretfully."I lost– Amy? where is she?" Jake said,searching for her.

(F•N) gritted her teeth. "I locked her in the closet downstairs..."

"What?!" Jake said freaked out.

"I'm sorry I fell down on my face and that's when she came over with the binder and I snatched it out of her hand and then I locked her up in the storage room downstairs." (F•N) explained.

Jake ran out of the room with (F•N) behind him. "We have to get her out!" He said with urgency. 

"Whoah! since when do you care for her Peralta? are you in love?" She joked behind him.

"No! Amy doesn't like small spaces, she could of died!" Jake said walking towards the storeroom.

(F•N) pulled out her phone just for "evidence"

"(F•N)?! I'm still gonna kill you for stealing my win–" 

Amy was yelling from the other side of the door Jake was removed (F•N)'s costume came. Amy came running out towards Jake pinning him against the wall.

(F•N) slowly raised up her phone and took a photo,grinning like a cheshire cat at this moment.

"I am going to savor this moment forever or until you both get married–bye!" (F•N) said walking away the elevator.

"I'm still gonna get my revenge" Amy said.

After Jake explained the reason for this sudden Jimmy Jabs,everyone wasn't really upset with him but there was one thing he wanted to do.

"Before I end this Jimmy Jab,I have to declare our winner. (F•N) get up here."

Surprised (F•N) walked up to Jake. "Place the crown on top of our miniature winner!" 

Gina placed a large crown on top of (F•N) as she blushed wildly. The 9-9 gang cheered as (F•N) "kinda" won the Jimmy Jabs.

"Oh my gosh! Thank you Mr.Peralta!" She said.

"That's how we do it in the 9-9!" Jake said clapping at her.

-ˏˋ⋆𝖜𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖇𝖞 𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 ⋆ˊˎ-

a/n : thank you for 1.4 reads much appreciated ('▽'ʃƪ)♡

and for that I drew (F•N)!! [in my best interpretation of what she looks like]

again I used ibispaint.

And I'm so mad that not ONE b99 episode that has a slow motion scene used bones  thugs n harmony like wtf its SO PERFECT [I've been listening to some of there songs lately]

goodnight <3.