(ᴀ/ɴ: ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ғɪʟʟᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴄᴇʟʟs ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴᴇ sʜᴏᴛ.)

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ᗰIᘜᕼT ᑎOT ᗷᗴ ՏᑌITᗩᗷᒪᗴ ᖴOᖇ ᗩᒪᒪ ᗩᑌᗪIᗴᑎᑕᗴՏ.

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💵 Tenjiku 💚

ᴛɪᴍᴇ: 3:44 ᴀ.ᴍ.

(Y/N)✨: y'all

(Y/N)✨: psst hey

(Y/N)✨: MFS REPLY NOW IF YOU DONT WANT ME BLASTING SOME NURSERY RHYMES OUT LOUD

Izana 💅: (Y/N) please for goodness sake it's 3:44 in the goddamn morning

Koko 💵: what is it this time @(Y/N)

(Y/N)✨: I can't sleep.

(Y/N)✨: hi Kaku-chan 😗

Kaku 🙉: morning (Y/N) ❣️. can't sleep, right?

Izana 💅: 🤨

Izana 💅: (Y/N), you know I tolerate you but why tf do you and Kakucho always have to flirt?

Koko 💵: mfs, just marry already damn

(Y/N)✨: got you on that Koko.

Rindou 🐥: nah hands off bro @Kakucho

Ran 🌸: you too bro @Rindou

Sanzu 💛❤:  tf is wrong with y'all

Shion 🌚: I literally just finished my mental breakdown and here ya'll are🤦🏻‍♂

Izana 💅: can someone make her sleep? No hitting

Hanma 😩: openly ignored Shion haha

Mochi 🍡: got you boss.

Mochi 🍡: (Y/N), you know we have a special space for you and being the patient man that I am, I offer you some advice.

Mucho 🥃: oh?

(Y/N)✨: oh? (2)

Rindou 🐤: hmm

Ran 🌸: oh? (3)

Shion 🌚: go outside and touch some fucking grass @(Y/N)

Sanzu 💛❤: damn right🤳

(Y/N) ✨: shut up mans go back to sleep or whatever 🤜🤜🤜

Mucho 🥃: well shit

Kisaki 🚚: my head hurts rn and this is just making me wanna jump off a bridge

(Y/N) ✨: go ahead boss I respect your decisions after all 👍

Kisaki 🚚: 👍🏼

Ran 🌸: 👁👄👁

Rindou 🐤: 👀

Sanzu 💛❤: 🤝

Koko 💵: I- you know what nvm

Hanma 😩: ...

Shion 🌚: shit's goin down

Kaku 🙉: ...(Y/N) you can come in my room and sleep w/ me if you want-

Izana 💅: ONLY IF SHE WANTS TO WHICH SHE DOESN'T KAKUCHO‼️

(Y/N) ✨: 👀well, under normal circumstances, I would-

Ran 🌸: Nah nah, (Y/N) come here rn

Sanzu 💛❤: I'm too high for this but I can see Rindou jumping outta his window 🤸‍♂🤸‍♂🤸‍♂

Koko 💵: hope he makes it

Rindou 🐤: (Y/N)  whatever you do DO NOT APPROACH my brother

Hanma 😩: oh?

Sanzu 💛❤: BEWARE OF WILD HAITANI WOLVES I REPEAT BEWAREEEE🐺🐺🐺🐺

Sanzu 💛❤: P. S. They are VERY horny🐸

Koko 💵: this is literally the reason why I don't wanna live anymore

(Y/N) ✨: y'all lack some sleep apparently... Anyways, I'm still waiting on that 'advice' Mochi 🐵

Izana 💅: this better be decent or im'ma personally put y'all asses to bed.

Shion 🌚: no need for that boss, I swear

Mochi 🍡: okay, anyways as I was saying, go get something to drink or whatever (Y/N).

Mucho 🥃: no kidding, that was the advice?

Ran 🌸: welp I got something here iykyk

Kaku 🙉: stuff it where the sun doesn't shine Haitani 🖕🏻

Ran 🌸: and that's exactly what I intend to do with @(Y/N) 😌🖕

Izana 💅: can y'all stop being horny for one goddamn minute?

Rindou 🐤: I openly agree 🤲🏻

Sanzu 💛❤: I'm just gonna roll right past this bullshit-🚶‍♂🏃‍♂💨

Hanma 😩: where's (Y/N) tho 😗

Mucho 🥃: she went to the kitchen or sum I don't know

(Y/N)✨: guess what bishesss 😚😚😚

Sanzu 💛❤: bet it ain't worth knowing but since most of y'all in here are SiMpS, I think I know where this is headed to 🦄🦄🦄

Kaku 🙉: it's not simping and wtf is up with u rn

Shion 🌚: he high

Koko 💵: I knew I should've slept right past all this 🙂

Izana 💅: (Y/N) cut the crap and just tell us

Mucho 🥃: aight, im'ma head out

Mochi 🍡: @(Y/N) just tell me about it tomorrow if you want👀

Mochi 🍡: if not then better

(Y/N) ✨: Mochi that's just evil 😭

Hanma 😩: don't worry (Y/N) daddy's here

Kisaki 🚚: wtf

Ran 🌸: fuck off zombie

Izana 💅: that's it

Sanzu 💛❤: I'm already asleep boss👁👁

Shion 🌚: he's obviously lying

Rindou 🐥: we know that

Izana 💅: im'ma plug the fucking wifi off

Ran 🌸: NOOO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT 😔

Koko 💵: yeah right, watching porn 🙄

Shion 🌚: ...how'd you know Koko?

Sanzu 💛❤: bitch please, as if y'all TV volumes ain't loud enough 💅🏻✨

Kisaki 🚚: which reminds me, HANMA TURN THE FUCKING VOLUME DOWN!

Mochi 🍡: you too Shion

Rindou 🐤: oh look I found (Y/N)

Kaku 🙉: where

Izana 💅: what the fuck do you mean by 'found'?

Mucho 🥃: apparently, she did take up Mochi's advice

Rindou 🐤: yeah she went for a drink

Izana 💅: and?

Rindou 🐤: she chugged two bottles of wine

Kaku 🙉: well heck

Izana 💅: stay there and wait for me

Sanzu ❤💛: I'm taking a massive shit right now💩💩🦄🦄🐃

*ʳⁱⁿᵈᵒᵘ ʳᵉᵐᵒᵛᵉᵈ ˢᵃⁿᶻᵘ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵒᵘᵖ*

Shion 🌚: doing some goodness I see-

*ᵏᵃᵏᵘᶜʰᵒ ʳᵉᵐᵒᵛᵉᵈ ˢʰⁱᵒⁿ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵒᵘᵖ*

Ran 🌸: Welp on second thought, I think im'ma just sleep

Mucho 🥃: good choice

Kisaki 🚚: finally, inner peace

Mochi 🍡: just add them back whenever there's something important

Hanma 😩: oh look I'm getting sleepy

Izana 💅: Kakucho,  Rindou, I help me carry (Y/N) to her room

Rindou🐤: Missy can't handle her alcohol apparently

Kaku 🙉: she's cuter that way tho

Izana 💅: can you stop flirting with her all the goddamn time? you're literally letting everyone know in this gc

Koko 💵: is literally everyone simping for her in here?

Ran 🌸: well-😸

Hanma 😩: it's not called simping especially if you want her sitting on your lap most of the time, little boy

Kisaki 🚚: that's just you being horny now shut up

Koko 💵: she literally woke us all up and went to sleep wtf 💀💀💀

(insert Izana chucking the Wi-Fi outta there)

... I present to you, some bullshi- *dies*