"I'M ACTUALLY UNORIGINAL."

HAECHAN

JISUNG
imma use that

SUNGCHAN
okay fuck YOU AND YOUR
50k FOLLOWERS.

JISUNG
52.7k**

LEILANI
still don't understand how he
got that much in under a month

JISUNG
💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

JENO

JENO
haechan getting more comments
than rt's and likes is making me
cackle a bit too hard

MARK
jisung having more views than both
of you two combined is what always
gets me

JISUNG
NO ONE LIKES HAECHAN

LEILANI
not too much on my twin...

HAECHAN
YEAH SMD BITCH!!

JISUNG
byeim telling everyone to
spam report you.

SUNGCHAN
LMFAOO lani's followers are up
haechans ass rn😭😭

KIYOMI
what can i say!! xiaojun and leilani
for life!!!

HENDERY
still dont understand why you liked
him instead of kun or sicheng

MARK
not even ten😭

LEILANI
IM TELLING YOU IT WAS
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

JISUNG
girl you first met xiaojun when
he was dressed up as jasmine for
halloween. lets be fr rn.

XIAOJUN
JASMINE WAS A COOL ASS
COSTUME YOU FUCKING HATER

LEILANI
^^

SHOTARO
HII

SEOLA
SHOTARROOOOOOO

SHOTARO
SEOLLAAAAA

KIYOMI
see what i say when my younger
BROTHER doesnt even care about
me anymore.

HAECHAN
good. after what you pulled
off the other day. GOOD FOR HIM

KIYOMI
BRO ALL I DID WAS JUST EAT
THE LEFT OVERS IN THE FRIDGE

KIYOMI
I WS HUNGRY

HAECHAN
WELL STARVE BITCH

JENO
hey..ntm on kiyo🙁

HAECHAN
kiyo hes in love with you

HENDERY
oh we been knew that

TIMA

LMFAOO YOU SHOULDVE SAW
HIM WHEN HE FIRST MET
KIYO

TIMA
HE WAS SO SHY

JENO
I WAS NOT SHY???

LEILANI
jeno. yes you were

JENO
xiaojun get your dog.

LEILANI
HIS WHAT

JISUNG
LMFAOOO oh im so posting this

XIAOJUN
JENOOOO

SUNGCHAN
jeno youre making it worst

SUNGCHAN
i need all the happy people to
LEAVE

TIMA
lets go seola!!

JENO
die die die

SEOLA
hes jealous

TIMA
clearly

MARK
ARE YOU TWO EVEN DATING??

LEILANI
LMFAOO

SHOTARO
ARE THEY NOT??

SEOLA
NO WE'RE JUST FRIENDS

TIMA
RIGHT

JISUNG
denial is a river in egypt....

MARK
YOU GUYS ACT MORE LIKE
A COUPLE THAN XIAOLEI

XIAOJUN
listen here.

JISUNG
"listen here buddy 🤓"

JENO

JISUNG
BRUH FUCK YOU I JUST
SAW THAT NOW

JENO

KIYOMI
LMFAOO

KIYOMI
WHY DO YOUR TWEETS ALWAYS
HAVE MORE LIKES THAN OURS

JISUNG
CAUSE YOU GUYS SUCK

HAECHAN

HAECHAN
SOMEONE GET THEM OFFFF
MY TLLLL

MARK
theyre so cute though :(

MARK
how many years have yall been
together?

XIAOJUN
7

LEILANI
SEVEN?!! WASNT IT JUST
THREE?!

XIAOJUN
leilei, time goes by 😭😭

SUNGCHAN
..i fucking hate yall

SUNGCHAN
..heeeyyy kiyo

SHOTARO
please leave my sister alone.

KIYOMI
wow the only time you've mentioned
my name

TIMA
OGMMDKSKS

TIMA
CHITTAPHON IS BRINGING
SICHENG OVER

HAECHAN
move bitch, im coming with you

HENDERY
HE IS??

LEILANI
KANTIMA LEECHAIYAPORNKUL
DONT PLAY RN.

TIMA

NOT THE GOVERNMENT NAMEEEE

JENO
sichneg?:!!:

MARK
WINWINNNN

SEOLA
sichnegehe. stop rn.

TIMA
help you guys are such fangirls
its so funny

JISUNG
do you not understand who
we're dealing with here

JISUNG
MY ROLE MODEL??!

TIMA
no i dont understand

TIMA
HE ALMOST DROWNED ME

MARK
SICHENG DOES NO WRONGS
TIMA

TIMA
I ALMOST DIED????

XIAOJUN
LMFAOO TEN LAUGHING WHILE
IT WAS HAPPENING WAS SO FUNNY

TIMA
I WAS TRAUMATIZED??!!!

HENDERY
I REMEMBER LANI COMING
OUT WITH A DAMN POOL
NOODLE TRYING TO SAVE HER

LEILANI
I WAS 16 OKAY?!! OKAYYY

SUNGCHAN
i would kill to see that happen
again

TIMA
fuck you snd why isnt anyone
DEFENDING MEEEE

SEOLA
got you!! from over here babe!!

TIMA
😐

SHOTARO
how deep were you guys in the pool?

JISUNG
LMFAAAAAOOOOOO

TIMA
literally 10 ft.

HENDERY
girl it was 5ft.

TIMA
WELL IM SORREYYY
THE HEIGHT GENES WERE
NOT PASSED TO ME

MARK
ten is still short though

SUNGCHAN
dude you're literally just two
inches taller than him

JISUNG
LMFOAO

JENO
..imma need you two to shut
up

JISUNG
dude youre just mad we're literally
taller than you

JENO
OFC I AM

SHOTARO
are you guys in class yet?!

KIYOMI
i amm!!

SHOTARO
i wasnt asking you kiyo, YOURE
SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME

KIYOMI
:'(

HAECHAN
wait classes start today....???

LEILANI
OH GOD WHERE TF HAVE
YOU BEEN DONGHYUCK

HAECHAN
OKAY SHUT UP LEILANI

XIAOJUN
wait they actually start today.?.?

SUNGCHAN
yes, yes they do

MARK

YOU GUYS ARENT IN CLASS
ALREADY??

JENO
DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE ARE
MARK????

JISUNG
iwanttogobsckiaantogogmbscktohighschoodl

JISUNG
I HATE IT HERE

JISUNG
WHAT IF SOMEONE RECOGNIZES
ME

JISUNG
IM TOO FAMOUS TO BE SEEN WITH
YOU GUYS

JENO
this is also you

JENO

JISUNG
die.

XIAOJUN
"im too famous to be seen with you
guys" yet is always asking to hangout
with all of us.

JISUNG
IM A SINGLE CHILD

JISUNG
I DONT KNOW WHAT UTS LIKE
OKAY

JISUNG
WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME

SHOTARO
CAN YOU GUYS JUST GET TO
CLASS

JENO
yes sir...??!!

HENDERY

KIYOMI
my love!!

XIAOJUN

XIAOJUN
side eye..

HENDERY
jisung gets all his ideas from
pinterest, thats why all the
mentally ill girls are following him

JISUNG
I KNOW YOU DID NOT
DISRESPECT MY ASTEROIDS
LIKE TJAT, I MAYBE BE UNORIGINAL
BUT IM FUNNY

SHOTARO
asteroids 😭😭😭😞

JISUNG
THEY ARE NOT MENTALLY ILL,
WE JUST CONNECT ON ANOTHER
LEVEL

HAECHAN
yeah another level of psycho

SUNGCHAN
his followers

SUNGCHAN

JISUNG
THATS IT

JISUNG
IM KMS AND NONE OF YOU
ARE GETTING LETTERS

JISUNG
besides shotaro and kiyomi <3

KIYOMI
<33

SHOTARO
:)!!

TIMA
help why are they so happy
about receiving suicide letters 😭

MARK
TWHYRE BEING OPTIMISTIC
YOU STUPID TAURUS

TIMA
.......

JENO
bro

MARK
except you jen jen 😉😉❤️❤️

JENO
ew

♡