"LIKE NIKE OR BSS?"

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
☆

JOINING reasons why
sungchan should be aborted
haechan HOST
105k listening

SUNGCHAN
"OF COURSE THAT BITCH
WOULD NAME THE SPACE
THAT!"

HAECHAN
"IT'S TRUE."

LEILANI
"2chan..please it's embarrassing."

HAECHAN
"oh imma show YOU
embarrassing!"

JENO
"he's so funny when he's
trying to be scary."

KIYOMI
"hyuck is so cute."

SEOLA
"a cute little devil that's what."

JISUNG
"BUT I WANTED TO HOST!"

HAECHAN
"but i'm hotter.."

A fit of laughter echoed
through Haechan's mic,
rolling his eyes at everyone.

JISUNG
"clearly i have more followers.."

CHENLE
"i do—"

JISUNG
"THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU!"

TIMA
"can we change the name to
haechan?"

LEILANI
"why are we hating on my
twin today?!"

HAECHAN
"BITCH WEREN'T YOU
JUST HATING ON ME?!"

LEILANI

"i..refu— are you gaslighting me?"

HAECHAN
"you traumatized bitc— i'm letting
this slide.."

♡

AYAKA
should i post this

AYAKA

HAECHAN
the one i took

HAECHAN
thats

AYAKA
your sweater ik

AYAKA
very comfy

AYAKA
im not giving it back btw

HAECHAN
himmemwmksj?!!????

HAECHAN

AYAKA

AYAKA
im taking your silence as a
yes!

HAECHAN
tag me

AYAKA
dw babe

HAECHAN
I WILL CARRY HER
CHILDREN

JENO
dude we get it..

JISUNG
JUST DO IT ALREADY

JISUNG
JUST DO IT

SEOLA
by nike or bss

JISUNG
bss 4 eva

CHENLE

CHENLE
do you guys have a friend
for meeeee

SUNGCHAN
do you want my sister

SUNGCHAN
I CANT STAND HER AHYMKTE

MARK
isnt she like 25

KIYOMI
id cry if shota offered me up
like that

SHOTARO
i said it to jeno

KIYOMI
☹️💔

CHENLE
WHY IS YOUR SISTER 25?!

SUNGCHAN
PROBABLY BC MY PARENTS

HAD SEX FOUR YEARS BEFORE
I WAS BORN?? IDK ASK RHEM

TIMA
i did NOT need all that

CHENLE
i will only date someone my age

CHENLE
wait does everyone here in a
relationship or going to be or
heading there

SUNGCHAN
look at this loser 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

CHENLE
so HE'S single

SUNGCHAN
unfortunately..

HAECHAN
single single:
sungchan, shotaro, kiyomi,
jeno, chenle

HAECHAN
single but talking:
me, mark, lani, jisung

HAECHAN
in a relationship: (kys)
seola and tima

SHOTARO
i domt like beimgs catoegorcoe
as skngle single

JENO
he's crying

JENO
why'd you hurt my kid.

HAECHAN
DO HOU WANT ME TO
PUT YOU IN A BETTER
CATEGORY JENO?????

HAECHAN
single but suffering from a
one sided love:
LEE JENO

JENO
KYS

LEILANI
LMFAAAOOK

JENO
watxh. yoje back

SEOLA
me and tima only being in
a relationship is so funny
because you guys all talk
about girls but cant get any
😭😭😭😭

MARK

☹️

JISUNG
HEY

JISUNG
LANI WOULDVE BEEN JN
THE RELATIONSHIP
CATSGORY TOO IF THAT
DICKHEAD DIDNT CHEAT
WITH THE RIPP OFF OF HER

LEILANI
WHY ARE WE TALKING
ANOHT ME ALL OF A
SUDDEN

SUNGCHAN
LANI NEEDS HER A
REAL MAN

MARK
REAL!
read by haechan and nine others

KIYOMI
i was waiting for him to
unsend that message but
he's serious

CHENLE
NOOOO

CHENLE
LANI WHY ARE YOU DATING
PEOPLE A YEAR OLDER
THAN YOU?? IS RHAT LIKE A
KINK LR SLMETNING

LEILANI
OH MY GOD

LEILANI
JISUMG
DOMT

JISUNG
SO YOJRE A SEX ADDICT
AND HAVE A KIMK FLR
OLDER MEN??!!

HAECHAN
I CAAAANTRR

LEILANI
SLEEP TIGHT JISUNG.

LEILANI
SLEEEEEPPP TIGHT.

JISUNG

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