Tobi: Y/N's stuck in the tree again!

Y/n, yelling from far away: I AM NOT! I AM A TREE, I AM ONE WITH THE BIRDS, ONE WITH THE NATURE!

Sasori: you're gonna fall.

Y/n: AM NOT! TREES DO NOT FALL I AM A TREE, YES I AM MAJESTIC AND TALL!

Deidara, shakes his head: now thats just a lie, they're shorter than (Akatsuki member).

Y/n, hearing (whoever you chose) name: OMG WHERE- *falls out of tree* ouch