Sleepy Kakuzu: mm, don't get up yet, you're warm.

Y/n: Kakuzu, i have to pee.

Sleepy Kakuzu: no.

Y/n: this is no longer consensual cuddling, this is a hostage situation-

Sleepy Kakuzu: pee in the bed.

Y/n: you're sick in the head.

Sleepy Kakuzu: you're just now realizing this?