Sasori: Whatever you're thinking about, stop.

Y/n: What?

Sasori: You always make that face when you're about to say something dumb--

Y/n: I love you.

Sasori stares not believing you.

You stare back with a dopey grin.

Y/n: If you put a sponge in a blender it does not clean itself. 2/10 don't recommend, wont do again.

Sasori: I fucking knew it! It was you!