Y/n: *gets hurt a little bit*

Obito: *sees*

Obito: *gasp* MY BELOVED HAS BEEN INJURED! SHE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

Y/n: *pretends to be dying*

Obito: my love. I have loved you for all eternity. Please don't go.

Y/n: Darling my time has come. But don't worry I'll wait for you.

Both:

Both: *laughs*

Madara: *facepalms and shakes head like a disappointed parent*