Obito making cereal

Y/n: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET FIRE?!

Obito: I DONT KNOW, LOVE! I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE STOVE!

Y/n: TWO FUCKING INGREDIENTS! ONLY TWO!

Obito: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T BUY LUNCHABLES!

Y/n: BOI DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT!

Obito: YES LOVE! I'M SORRY LOVE!