Y/n: Konan your butt is a solid 10/10. I am now your butt advocate.

Konan: Darling my butt doesn't need an advocate, and if it did why can't I be it?

Y/n: Because you don't appreciate your butt like I do.

Konan: I suppose that's ture. No one quite appreciates my but like you do.

Y/n: And don't you forget it pretty lady.