Chaos

"Don't need her then." Uzui bluntly responds, throwing the kid off the rooftop. Saito's motherly instincts kicked in and quickly caught Naho before reaching the pavement. Naho cried in her arms shaken by what happened. Now that's where he crossed the line.

"JUST WHAT WERE YOU THINKING UZUI?! SERIOUSLY?! THROWING A KID OFF OF A ROOF? REALLY?!!"

Everyone is quiet, that was the first time someone ever heard the Blossom Pillar scream like that. Uzui was shaken up but composed himself to hide his surprised face.

"Anyways, I'm taking her on my mission. She may not be useful, but she's still a hunter's member regardless." Worry and fear can be seen on Aoi's face after hearing what Uzui said.

"People have their own circumstances, so I would like you to stop poking around insensitively!!"

"Let go of Aoi-san!!"

"Tepid, so tepid. You're a giant mess and plain out tired. The demon slayers are just getting weaker and weaker." He finally go serious since his voice went deep.

And out of nowhere, Tanjiro suggested something that took Saito off guard.

"We'll go to Aoi-san instead!"

Zenitsu and Inosuke suddenly appeared, they just came back from their own respective missions.

"I was just on my way back, but I got some strength left. I can head out!!" Inosuke boasted, pointing to himself.

"L-l-l-l-l-l-let go of Aoi-chan! Even if you're some kinda muscle monster, y-y-y-y-you're not t-t-taking a single step." Even though Zenitsu is scared shitless, he still got the spirit in him.

The Sound pillar was not impressed and gave everyone a stern glare making everyone get a chill down their spine, except Saito who was not impressed. Tanjiro even went on a T-pose, ready to protect Kiyo and Sumi.

"Oh okay. Then I'll have you guys come with me. Same thing with you Ushikawa. You're not getting out of here!" A vein popped on Saito's forehead. This idiot is really testing her patience.

"But don't you dare defy me, punks!"
He finally returned Aoi to the girls.

Saito went down on her knees and told the girls to inform Shinobu that she was going on a mission with Uzui. And to tell her to inform Oyakata-sama about the matter. The girls nodded and said their sorry and goodbyes to their big sister.

She quickly caught up to the boys, walking beside Uzui. "I can't believe this idiot shoved a little girl off the roof!"

"So? Where're we going to, geezer?"

"To the most flamboyant place in all of Japan, filled with lust and greed...

The 'Red Light District. Where the demon lives." He turned his head around to the boys with a smirk, Saito just rolled her eyes.

"GOT IT? I AM A GOD!! YOU ARE TRASH! FIRST OFF, GET THAT RIGHT INTO YOUR SKULL!! SCREW IT IN THERE!!

IF I TELL YOU TO BECOME A DOG. BECOME A DOG!! IF I TELL YOU TO BECOME A MONKEY. BECOME A MONKEY!!

YOU WILL ALWAYS HUMOR ME WHILE STEPPING DOWN AND IMPLORING ME FOR FAVORS. AND DO YOUR BEST TO FLATTER ME!!"

"I'LL SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME!! I AM A GOD!!!" Uzui bragged and did a stupid pose like some magical girl doing a costume change. Saito was speechless,  she massages the bridge of her nose in the process.

"This guy is bad news..." Zenitsu was also speechless, and the look in his eyes shows how done he is with this man.

Tanjiro then asked, "What exactly do you rule as a God?"

His innocent question took Saito off guard. Tanjiro's eyes were so pure and had no sign of any sarcasm.

"Nice question. I have high hopes for you. I am the God who rules over flamboyance...

The God of Festivities."

Uzui ended his statement with a pose. He's totally serious.

The pig head boy suddenly spoke, "I am the King of The Mountain. Nice to meet you, God of Festivities!" Everyone's just silent, eyeing Inosuke.

"What are you talking about... You're just disgusting."

"What the- I'm so close to slapping this moron!"

Inosuke was about to throw punches but Tanjiro held him back so as to not cause any more chaos. Uzui did nothing but stare down at the feral boy, saying things like "eww".

Saito loudly cleared her throat to get everyone's attention. "So, where are we going actually??"

Uzui quickly went to the serious business. "The wisteria house is on the way to the flower district. We'll get prepared there."

"Follow me." Uzui dramatically turned around and zipped through the street. Dust formed from his speed.

"Catch up boys."

Saito shook her head and sigh. The pillar also ran through the street, and the smell of Night Blooming Jasmine trails behind the Blossom pillar. Saito is already right behind Uzui as she jumps from fence to fence.

The boys were shocked, mostly Zenitsu.

"Ushikawa-san scent is sweet like jasmines..." Tanjiro murmured.

"They're gone!! Whoa!! They're so far away!! The looks as small as a sesame seed!!"

"So this is the power of the God of Festivities...!!!"

"No, that guy is the pillar Uzui Tengen-san and the other one is Ushikawa Saito-san."

"After them!! After them!!"

TIME SKIP

They finally arrived at the house with the wisteria mark. People who live here will help the Demon Slayers and ask nothing in return.

While Uzui was talking to the guy in charge of the house, Saito had a little chat with his wife and gave some candy she brought to her kids.

Everyone is seated in a room, Tanjiro and his friends are busy eating crackers and treats while Saito gently drinks her barley tea, savoring every sip.

"Once we infiltrate the Red Light District, we first have to look for my wife. I'll be looking around for information on the demon as well"

After hearing the statement about Uzui's wife, Saito got scared. Questions round-up in her head if they're okay, well obviously probably not. But she remained calm and let Uzui explain.

"THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!" Veins started popping on Uzui's temple, visibly offended by Zenitsu's outburst.

"PLEASE, JUST STOP JOKING AROUND! DON'T USE YOUR SUBORDINATES TO LOOK FOR YOUR PERSONAL BRIDES!!!

"HUH?! YOU'RE MISUNDERSTANDING SOMETHING!!"

"NO, I'M NOT. I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT HARSHLY, WEIRD ASS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WILL NEVER BE POPULAR!! HOWEVER!! YOU'RE TELLING US DEMON HUNTERS THAT YOU WANT A BRIDE!!

"YOU DAMN FOOL!! MY WIFE INFILTRATED THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT IN ORDER TO COLLECT INFORMATION ON THE DEMON!! OUR REGULAR CONTACT WAS CUT OFF, SO NOW I'M GOING TOO!!"

Zenitsu and Uzui's back and forward banter is getting on Saito's head. Zenitsu was taken aback after hearing Uzui's part of the story, Tanjiro even tried to defuse the situation but Zenitsu didn't stop.

"That's all in your head there, right?"

"YOU SHITTY BRAT!!! HERE ARE THE LETTERS SHE SENT ME VIA CROW!!" Uzui threw a bunch of letters stacked together right in Zenitsu's face. The blonde boy screeched in the process.

Tanjiro finally spoke up, "There sure are a lot. Has your wife been in there for a long time?"

"I have three wives." The pillar answered in a sour tone, clearly pissed.

"THERE! WIVES... TH..THREE! YOU... YOU BASTARD!! WHY DO YOU HAVE THREE WIVES? CUT THE CRAP OUT!!!"

Zenitsu was quickly cut off when Uzui punched him right in the gut. Saito was a tad worried about the boy but watched as the whole thing unfolds.

"Any other complaints?"

"Uhm... In the letters, you reminded them multiple times to do their best not to stand out, but... How exactly are WE going to do this?"

"Well, we're gonna be disguised, of course. And as much as I hate the idea, be plain. You guys just have to do A CERTAIN SOMETHING, THEN infiltrate.

My three wives are top-of-line females, kunoichi. We believe that a flower district is an ideal place for lurk. When I infiltrated as a customer, I couldn't find any traces of demons, so for that reason, we went a bit deeper than mere customers.

We've narrowed the number of suspicious stores down to three. So you guys will look for my wives there and gather intel while Saito is with me."

"Suma in the Tokito House, Makio in the Ogimoto House, and Hinatsuru in the Kyougoku House. And Saito, you'll stay with me. "

"Aren't your wives dead already?" Inosuke said in a very blunt manner. Tanjiro was of course shocked while Saito just shook her head too tired to even argue.

The old man residing in the Wisteria Inn opened the sliding door interrupting everyone. "We brought the necessary items over." Saito stood up and thanked the family for getting all of the equipment.