YoongiPOV

It was about 9:47am, I was still sleeping in the comfort of my bed. But my dreamless sleep got interrupted when suddenly there was a loud ass crashing noise coming from downstairs.

"AAHHH! WHAT WAS THAT?!" I jolted out of bed in shock.

What the hell?! What is that?! A robber?! A thief got into my house?!

I jumped out of bed and started sweating, thinking of all the worst possibilities that could happen today. Just when I touch the knob of my door... I heard giggles....

What the fuxk?! Is my house haunted now?!

I walked down the stairs and that's when I see it...

Fuck my life..

How could I forget...

Currently there are three kids, which was all totally uninvited, one is sitting on the floor pouting while two more was running around my now damn messy kitchen, holding about 10 fo- wait.... FORKS?!

"STOP FUXKING RUNNING ALREADY!" The kids stopped running and all is looking at me pouting and eyes wide.

"Samchun! You just said a bad word! I'm gonna tell Dada!"

The little one threatened me but he looked so cute... Yeah I call Jimin quiet a lot of baby names. Why? Cause I can.

While sighing, I walk up to him, crouching to meet his very short height.
"I'm sorry okay, little Jiminie. Please don't tell your Dada okay?"

When Jimin smiles, showing his little baby crooked teeth at me, my day instantly brightens.

"Thank you, little one. Now uncle need to talk to your brothers okay? Can you go to your room and play with your stuffies?" Jimin nodded and ran to their room but only after I ruffle his hair, just how Jimin likes it.
When Jimin was nowhere in sight, I turned my attention to the duo behind me. I sighed as they started playing with the sharp forks again. Quickly, I snatched the forks from them making them whine loudly at me.

"Samchun~~~" Taehyung and Jungkook whined.

"Now tell me, what would happen if you fall while playing with forks?" I asked sternly, making the boys face fall.

They don't answer me instead they just stand there fiddling with their fingers.

"Oh look, you guys are being naughty, hmmh I think I should inform your parents should I?" I pretend to reach into my pocket to fish out my phone.

"We are sorry samchun! We won't do it again! Promise!" Jungkook raised his little pinkie at me and that successfully lessen my frustration.

"Good, how about you Taetae?" I turned to Taehyung next. Taehyung is hella stubborn so I knew this is gonna take a while.

"I promise..." Finally... After some several minutes of silence...

"Good now go into your room while I clean up your mess." Both boys run to their room after that... Probably gonna start another mess...

I looked in front of me to be greeted with a hell of a mess of a kitchen..... Ughh..

"Okay, this is a lot tougher than I pictured it to be..."

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Jimin and Taetae stans are you okay?!
I thought I heard you guys being murdered?! I just got murdered too BTW this is my soul typing in case you are wondering..