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the screen flickers to life. a static, cheerful music swells, the kind of upbeat jingle that lodges itself in your head

the image sharpens, revealing a picture-perfect summer camp: a bright blue lake reflecting the golden sun, lush green forests swaying in the breeze, and a group of teenagers laughing around a roaring bonfire

"HEY Parents! Is your teen struggling to reach their full potential? Do they perhaps, look something like this?"

montages flash by, teens loitering, slumped on school desks, scrolling on their phones, without friends

"Well, at Camp Stillwater, we believe in second chances! Our unique program is designed to help teens grow, develop valuable life skills, and become the best versions of themselves!"

then came a montage of the camp itself, kids apparently having fun, engaging in camp activities

"Through teamwork, discipline, and just a little friendly competition, we guarantee a transformation you won't believe!"

"Call now to reserve your teen's spot!"