peaches
group chat

[tom holland: troy bolton
zendaya: gabriella montez
donald glover: chad danford
rosa hampton:sharpay evans]
THE BOYS ARE BACK

troy bolton
what's up bitches

gabriella montez
i'm not a bitch i'm a lap dog

chad danford
and the difference is?

gabriella montez
rude. i'm royalty

troy bolton
pft. yeah, in your own little land

gabriella montez
'little'. if i owned land it would be massive.

sharpay evans
like toms penis

sharpay evans
that wasn't me. that was tom.

troy bolton
she lies. she lies.

gabriella montez
why are you two together anyway?

troy bolton
we're waiting for you to hurry up so we can order

chad danford
obviously it's our fault

sharpay evans
yes it's is, hurry up, the waiters giving me a strange look

sharpay evans
shit that isn't a waiter

sharpay evans
omg guys i'm crying

gabriella montez
what's happened?

troy bolton
she just mistook timothée chalamet for a waiter

gabriella montez
NO

gabriella montez
FUCKING

gabriella montez
WAY

chad danford
is she being serious? did she actually just-

troy bolton
shit she's actually hysterically crying omg

troy bolton
omg she's actually just left the table sobbing

gabriella montez
we'll be there in ten