"Have you seen me? Careful is my middle name!"

It was alcohol awareness at Mckinley and Noah Puckerman had somehow managed to persuade Rachel to throw a party for the glee kids. She'd explained to Katy that she needed to 'experience life so she could write an amazing song' as they'd sat in the library, sending out the invitational text. But somehow she suspected that persuasion from her brother might've had more to do with it than that.
"Are you going?" Tina asked Katy quietly as they chatted at the back of their English class.
"Yeah, it should be fun," Katy smiled,
"I guess but it's a Rachel Berry party, I wouldn't be surprised if she sings us dont rain on my parade all night and forces us to do broadway karaoke!" Tina giggled,
Katy laughed, "i wouldn't mind singing a bit of broadway!"
"Of course you wouldn't, you're like a less insane, nice Rachel!" Tina said, laughing a little,
"Seriously though, we'll stick together and if it's boring, you, me, Mike and Sam will go on a late night double date." Katy suggested,
"Perfect plan. I hope there's alcohol, I don't think I could get through a Rachel Berry party without it!" Tina sighed, shuddering at the thought.
"Well I've never actually been drunk, so I'd like to see what the fuss is about." Katy shrugged, making Tina's jaw drop, astounded.
"You? Sister of Noah Puckerman, who basically drinks like a fish and he's never given you one?" She gasped,
Katy shook her head, "nope. I was waiting for the opportunity not to waste it getting drunk by myself, this will be worth it."
"Yeah, i guess if I'm drunk enough it'll be fun!" Tina said to herself, "I'm in. We'll go shopping tomorrow after school together for outfits, sound good?"
"Sounds perfect." Katy smiled, "the Rachel Berry house party train wreck extravaganza is a go!"

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Katy was wedged in the trunk of Puck's truck with Tina, somehow they'd managed to fit Tike, Everman, Klaine and Puck in the car, Kurt had apparently blackmailed Finn, the designated driver, into letting him and Blaine join them so Katy and Tina jumped into the trunk of the car, being the smallest two there, and Puck was sat in the passenger seat as they drove to the Rachel Berry train wreck extravaganza party.
"Mercedes says her, Artie, Britt, Santana and Quinn have just arrived." Tina informed them, looking up from her phone.
"And Lauren's gonna meet us at the bus stop, and I'm gonna walk up from there with her." Puck added,
"Don't be silly, we'll all walk from the bus stop with you two, it's not far." Katy rolled her eyes, "there's no where to park really near Rachel's, Mercedes would've already taken the extra spot on her drive. We can park in the parking lot, next to Walmart, it's a five minute walk from there."
"Sounds like you know your stuff little red." Puck laughed.
"Please. I've been to Rachel's enough times to know where's best to park." Katy replied, peeping into the actual car section and fiddling with Sam's hair.  "You guys have got to promise not to let me do anything stupid."
"What like have drunk sex?" Finn smirked slightly,
"Yep. Like having drunk sex!" Katy replied seriously, "or running down the street naked or something. Basically anything that my idiot brothers done."
"That's a long list!" Mike laughed, earning a glare from Puck.
"Guys! I've never been drunk. I need to know you guys will make sure I don't do anything stupid." Katy sighed, "or I'm not drinking." She added stubbornly,
"You've got to drink katz. We promised each other! I won't let you do anything stupid." Tina, squeezes her hand reassuringly,
"And I'll keep you safe, I promise." Sam added, looking upwards, to try and give the ginger girl the puppy dog eyes she just couldn't resist.
"That's all I needed. Let's get smashed!" Katy shouted, accidentally hitting her fist on the roof.
Once they arrived, they saw the rest of the group sat around in Rachel's basement, looking extremely bored.
"Oh my god this was a bad idea let's go on that double date." Mike whispered leaning in between Katy and Tina,
"We'll give it half an hour." Katy muttered, "Rach looks so excited bless her." The three of them looked over at Rachel who was excitedly showing Puck and Finn the two wine coolers each and trying to hype everyone up.
"Damn it Kat. Now i have to stay because I feel bad." Tina grumbled, pulling her over to the couch.
"I'll tell you what though, we need to invite Rachel next time we go shopping," Katy laughed under her breath, gesturing to Rachel's mint green frilly dress,
Tina nodded, trying to keep her laughter to herself, "definitely, I mean, we look hot!"
"Duh!" Katy beamed, looking down at her own hot pink crop top, white leather jacket and black mini skirt and feeling insanely glad she'd gone shopping.
Katy was laid across Tina and Mike with her head on Sam's lap, letting him caress her hair as she listened to Puck trying to convince her to open the liquor cabinet.
"You think she'll give in?" Sam asked her, clearly bored,
"I think so eventually, Rach just wants people to like her. She'll do anything, probably even break into her dad's liquor cabinet." Katy replied honestly, feeling slightly sympathetic for Rachel, who was desperately trying to get the group to stay.
Eventually, Puck had managed to persuade Rachel to let everyone get really drunk and the party really started.
Katy was doing body shots off Santana and Brittany, dancing insanely with Blaine, who was apparently just as much of a lightweight as she was, tripping over everything in her path, laughing crazily with Tina and Mercedes and in between that, she was on the couch, on top of Sam, making out with him.

By the time an hour and a half had gone by, Katy was absolutely wasted. She'd lost her leather jacket and top and didn't really care where it had gotten to and was dancing with Sam just in her neon pink bra. Rachel had shouted, suggesting that they should play spin the bottle, causing everyone to gather round.
In the game of spin the bottle, Katy had had to kiss Mike, Quinn and luckily Sam. She was happy with her bottles kiss choices, obviously getting her boyfriend, they'd had to physically pry her off of him to carry on with the game, Quinn was a very good kisser, Katy thought and her cherry lipgloss tasted very nice, and Mike was her best friend so kissing him was kinda weird, even when drunk.
Sam's kiss with Brittany seemed to go on for too long for her liking, so Katy decided, rather than get mad, to put her face in between the two of them, making it a three way kiss, which seemed to make Puck highly impressed that his sister would even try that.
Rachel had spun on Blaine,
"Blaine warbler I'm going to rock your world!" She grinned sloppily, grabbing Blaine's face and kissing him.
The kiss lasted quite a while, well much too long for Kurt Hummel and he pulled them apart, evidently entranced with each other, Rachel screamed, "I think I've found a new duet partner!"

After Rachel and Blaine's duet of 'don't you want me?' The music came back on, playing 'ive had the time of my life' and Katy sprung up from making out with Sam,
"It's the song! I need to do the lift!" Katy screamed, falling off of Sam's lap leaving him looking very disappointed.
She cleared the 'dance floor' pushing everyone to the sides and trying to persuade Sam to do it with her.
"Katy I don't think you should do this, you're gonna hurt yourself." Finn said, taking her by the shoulders and trying to drag her away.
"Do i look like someone who's gonna hurt themselves? Have you see me? Careful is my middle name!" Katy slurred cockily,
"Well yes. You do look like someone whose about to hurt themselves," Finn said honestly,
"If you wont do it with me, I'll find someone who will." Katy ignored finn, pointing at Sam, "BLAINE!"
"Yeah let's go!" Blaine cheered, getting in the stance to lift the redhead, who was drunk out of her mind.
"Katy. No lifting. Blaine sit down." Kurt, the only other person who wasn't drunk, tried to reason with her, but neither of them budged,
"Kurtie, Kurtie, Kurtie, Kurt. I'm awesome, I could do this in my sleep. I was a flyer you know." Katy rolled her eyes and winking at him, rubbing her hands together, getting ready to run.
"You two are literally both tiny, you're gonna kill each other." Kurt face palmed,
"Well it'll be worth it, RIGHT BLAINEY?!" Katy called over to the usually proper boy, who grinned,
"YEAH! ROCK ON!" He screamed back in reply as Kurt put his head in his hands, ready to call an ambulance.
Most of the group now had their phones videoing the pair of sophomores, as Katy ran and jumped at Blaine, who tried to lift her but couldn't and fell over laughing as Katy toppled over Blaine's head and into Finn Hudson's waiting arms. Lifting her over his shoulder with ease, Finn took her over and sat her on the couch.
"Come on, let's sit out for a bit." He sighed gently,
"I wanna dance Finnigan! I don't need to sit out!" She replied, trying to get up with Finn's arms keeping her firmly sat down.
"You just nearly hurt yourself, we're having a minute." Finn said, firmly but calmly, making Katy huff, sitting back,
"No I didn't, i was awesome, couldn't fault that lift. Five hundred million and sixty three point twelve out of ten!" Katy said adamantly, pursing her lips at him, making him laugh,
"More like zero out of ten." He muttered,
"I heard that Finneas! You must've seen a totally different lift." Katy defied him, crossing her arms.
"Stay here okay, I'm gonna get you some water, try and sober you up a bit." Finn said,
"What's to say I won't get up and go for a dance?" Katy tested him,
"If you stay there I will bring you some chocolate. If you don't, I won't bring you any chocolate." Finn sighed, knowing she'd fall for a bargain when she was this drunk.
"Okay!" She smiled, "are my friendy's aloud to visit me?" She pouted,
"Fine. Just no dancing, or no chocolate." He said, getting up, keeping a close eye on the girl who waved him off.
After sobering her up a bit, Finn let Katy bounce off to dance with Sam, immediately throwing off the jacket that he's put around her shoulders and was back dance stripping for Sam and Artie with Brittany.
The party was surprisingly great and Tike, Everman, Klaine, Pizes and Finn made their way back to the car.
"THANKS FOR A GREAT TIME RACH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" Katy shouted, being carried into the car by Sam, who sat her on his lap to make room for Lauren.
"Keeping you from doing stupid things was harder than I thought." Tina sighed, exasperated, patting Katy on the head.
"What do you mean? I was a breeze! Like the most normal person in there!" Katy waved her hand around outraged, smacking Mike in the face.
"I think you were the most drunk baby." Sam smiled at her, as she nestled into his chest, kissing his neck.
"I love you Sammy!" Katy ignored him, kissing him.
"I'd rather you not make out in my car." Puck said, coughing to Mike to break them up.
"Says you Puckersaurus Rex!" She spat back, making Puck roll his eyes and laugh at his nickname.
They finally arrived back at the Puckerman household, where Finn and Sam were staying for the night, after an eventful time dropping people off. They had had to lift Tina into her bedroom window after she'd left her keys at home, expecting the party to be a disaster and to be home pretty soon after and her parents had locked the doors, leaving the group to have to catapult Tina silently through her window.
As soon as the two drunk boys and Finn had managed to get Katy up the stairs and into her bedroom, she collapsed in Sam's arms on the bed, finally crashing.

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Katy had a terrible hangover. She was stood with the new directions who were looking equally terrible, wearing Sam's biggest hoodie that was massive on her and was desperately covering her ears with the hood every time a locker slammed shut.
Suddenly Finn ran up to them, shouting and making them all flinch and groan.
"Crap! Sorry! Hangovers forgot!" He said guiltily as Santana gave him the death glare. "I had just come to a realisation. Katy when drunk is basically Puck!"
Katy's eyes widened appalled.
"No. No no no no no no no!!" She groaned, slamming her head against Tina's shoulder in defeat.
"Yeah! Think about it, she was cocky, would've had sex with Sam right there and then and she was doing stupid things, basically Puck!" Finn explained as the new directions looked at a distraught Katy, in realisation.
"Holy crap you're right!" Quinn gasped,
"I wasn't that bad was I?" Katy grimaced, "I mean, I remember basically everything!"
"Not that bad?" Brittany scoffed, reaching for her phone, "have a look at this!"
Katy watched the video of her flopping over Blaine Anderson and face palmed,
"Oh god!"
"Don't worry, you were entertaining cutie." Sam smiled at her, wincing as someone nearby slammed a locker shut.
"You were easy to control once I offered you chocolate to let me sober you up." Finn laughed, earning himself a glare.
"My mum thought I had the flu and made me the traditional soup, made from panda hair." Mike groaned, changing the subject, to make Katy feel less awkward.
Tina and Santana both gagged, recalling their stories of hiding their hangover from their parents.

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(song- blame it on the alcohol, sang by the new directions)
Katy enjoyed showing Mr Schue what they'd come up with for the alcohol awareness assembly, she was vibing to the music with Sam on the spinning chair, giving him a kiss every time she stopped singing.
Though once they were finished, Mr Schue was very complementary, but didn't approve their song choice.
"I mean you always bring it with the singing and the dancing but what I was really impressed with today was your acting! I truely thought that some of you guys were drunk." Mr Schue smiled, impressed,
"What can I say? We are pretty amazing!" Katy said, cockily before Sam could cover her mouth to stop her talking,
"We take our craft serious." Artie added,
"The problem is that the song is great but it kinda glorified drinking, dont you think?" Mr Schue says, "I mean we're supposed to sing about the dangers of alcohol for this assembly."
"Well good luck finding one of those." Mercedes replied,
"Mr Schue, first of all that vest is very cute, you are all kinds of awesome. But maybe there's not any songs about the dangers of drinking because there aren't any, as long as you have a proper designated driver!" Rachel slurred slightly clinging onto Mike, making Tina jealous and pulling him away.
"Well Rachel yeah, driving drunk is dangerous, have you guys ever heard of alcohol poisoning? Kills about 400 people every year..." Mr Schue started as Santana began crying. "Santana are you crying?"
"I'm okay!" She insisted, crying into Brittany's shoulder,
"You're such a hypocrite! You drink! Most adults do!" Quinn stated, cross
"Well I may have a beer every now and then but I don't get drunk." Mr Schue defended himself,
"We're just saying this is a waste of time! We see adults drinking and having fun all the time. I mean every commercial for nascar is for beer!" Puck hit back, explaining Quinn's outburst.
"Enough guys! Tomorrow bring your thinking caps because we're gonna spend the whole rehearsal thinking of songs to sing for the assembly." Mr Schue sighed, disappointed and slightly confused as Santana continued crying and Katy wiggled her way underneath Sam's head and between his chest in hopes for a cuddle on the spinny thing.

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The assembly was a disaster. Brittany and
Santana had been sick everywhere, all
over Rachel and Katy and Sam were recapping these events as they walked to his house together to study for their Spanish test coming up.
"You looked hot in your costume by the way." Katy informed him, blushing a little.
"You thought so?" Sam said smugly as she swung their entwined hands back and forth slightly,
"Yeah. Your arms looked great. And the hat was cute." Katy told him.
"You're cute. I liked what you were