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✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ YOUNG DIEGO —

describing the process of fertilization by saying "the females eggs get all uwued"?????

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ YOUNG ALLISON —

getting a facial done in school???

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ YOUNG KLAUS —

Playing real life crossy road with real cars??

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ YOUNG FIVE —

telling someone i'm "naturally attracted to toilets" and that toxins are being placed in the water to turn us into frogs.

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ YOUNG BEN —

forced to watch hentai with my bestfriend in fifth grade only to be scarred for life. there was tentacles??

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ YOUNG VANYA —

impulsively cutting my own bangs only for them to be uneven and look like a bowl cut. i cried. it's been a year. they're still not grown out.

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ DIEGO —

having my address leaked on my BIRTHDAY after my friend told a guy that he looked like her ten year old brother. ''twas not the best birthday i've had.

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ ALLISON —

not knowing that new jersey was in the united states?????? this was not me, i promise.

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ KLAUS —

caught a moth with nothing but a burnt marshmallow on a stick

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ FIVE —

throwing a dollar store bible onto the ground just to spite god.

(this WAS NOT ME!! )

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ BEN —

accidentally dying my bestfriends dog purple. no dogs were harmed in the making.

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ VANYA —

taking back my ex like five different times because "I loVE hIM!!1!1!1!"

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ CAMERON —

bullshitting a final project in math class with the rest of the group members telling me my ideas won't work, only for them TO ACTUALLY WORK resulting in getting an A??

keep in mind i was failing math the entire year. the people in my group had straight A's.

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ BLAKE —

getting in a fight with a friend because i dropped my diamond sword in lava on minecraft and she would go into creative mode to get me a new one.

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ EDEN —

tampon war with my bestfriends in disney world. i cannot even try to explain this

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ DANTE —

absolutely  DESTROYING a school wall by throwing a pen at it. we got in deep shit.

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ ETHAN —

getting in a fight with my friend because they told me I didn't look like taylor swift.

✧*̥₊˚‧☆ﾐ TJ —

dancing through the streets repeatedly slapping my friend with a mask, threatening to push her into the road in a british accent.