" Fuck......," I said, as my eyes glued on my phone screen. Why? Cause boi, I got Wanderer and I'm a simp for his puppet ass.

Grim looked at me, disappointed " You already swearing in the morning? Can't you control your swears for once?"." Diamlah kau kucing (shut up cat)," I said.

" By the way, did you go somewhere last night? I got up to warm up some milk. Was gonna see if you wanted some but you weren't there," {Grim}

" Oh. I met a friend yesterday. His a tall guy with long black hair and a horn. One can say his a pretty guy,".

Grim tilted his eyebrows" Huh! A dude with horns? Did this dude have a name?"." He said I can call him anything, so....," Before I answer, Grim state.

" Ooh, ooh, let me pick it! Howsabout... "Hornton"!". I blinked at him. Well, at least not something stupid. " It's up to you....,"." If Hornton's a student here, who knows when we might run into him? If we do, introduce me!
I ain't never seen a human with horns before," Grim said.

'I mean....a human with lion ears and shit aren't normal either?'

Then, Cater and Riddle approach us. " Mornin', N/N,"." Morning, Babe, Love," I wave with a happy smile. Their face is blushing red, but Riddle came back to his senses.

" Hm. Your tie is crooked, you know. A disorderly uniform suggests a disorderly dorm.
As a prefect, you should set a better example for your dorm members. Even if you only have one.
...There. All better,". {Riddle}

I planted a kiss on his forehead, and his mad blush while retreating. I chuckled, as Grim asked " So, where's Ace and Deuce?"." In accordance with rule 249, it's their turn to wear pink clothes and feed the flamingos.
By the way, it seems there was another incident last night,". Riddle state.

" Myah?! Really?!" {Grim}

" According to a portrait who witnessed it, the victim was a sophomore from Scarabia House.
His name is Jamil Viper. It appears the accident happened in the kitchen," {Cater}

I ignore their conversation, while I'm still thinking of a name to put on my Wanderer. Then, I remember Grim suggesting a name for Malleus since he doesn't know him.

' I'll name him Horntorn then'
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Cafeteria......

Grim spoke to the victim " You're the guy who got banged up in the kitchen yesterday, right? Mind if we chat?"." What is this? An inquisition?" A guy with long black hair said.

" Oh, hey! That's the weasel who set my rear on fire at orientation! aAnd you're the psychopath that really gave torture to all student!" A white hair boy pointed to me. I just blinked at him.

'whats so psychopath about hitting people with a stick and flip flops'

Riddle scolded Grim for his word " Grim. You need to work on your tone. Tact is important for these sorts of things.
Forgive us for interrupting your breakfast,"." Wow, the Heartslabyul housewarden and the fire-spitting weasel. Ahaha, what a fun combo!" the boy said.

" I ain't a weasel! The name's Grim. And that's my minion, Y/N," {Grim}

" I will fucking torture your small cat ass and grilled you, anjir,"

" HIK-," {Grim}

The boy smile " Huh! Well, I'm Kalim, Scarabia's housewarden. And that's the vice housewarden, Jamil,"." Uh, sure. Man, this guy throws me off," Grim said.

" So, why are you asking about my accident?" Jamil asked to me. And me? I answered honestly" It's for my fucking Wifi and therapy room from that crow bitch,"." R...rose. Please watched your language," Riddle calmed me.

Jamil shrugged " Last night, I was in the kitchen frying up some lamb rolls at Kalim's request,"." Oh man, you guys have NO idea how amazing Jamil's lamb rolls are. You've gotta try 'em one day,". Kalim interrupt.

" Can we stay focused here, Kalim?" {Jamil}

" Ah, right. Sorry!" {Kalim}

" Anyway....," Jamil continues" When I was chopping the ingredients, it was like my knife hand went wild and cut my other hand all on its own,".

" It makes no sense! Even the dorm's head chef can attest to Jamil's legendary knife skills.Were you tired from Spelldrive practice, maybe?" Kalim asked.

Jamil shook his head " No. Not so tired I couldn't control my hands.

But at one point while I was cooking, I did feel kind of light-headed,"." It was a signature spell, isn't it?"

"!!!!," {Everyone}

" How did you know, Y/N?" {Jamil}

I deadpan" Look, it's a fucking magic school. And some of the students here are assholes and bitchs. Besides, didn't Spelldrive be held in a few days? The best theory is that an anjir is using their magic to eliminate other dorm players,".

" Interesting... That WOULD be a way to hurt people and have it appear like it was nothing more than the victim's own carelessness," Cater said. Riddle also spoke " And if it only lasted an instant, even the victim might perceive it as his own mistake.
When I nearly fell down the stairs, I never felt as though I was being controlled against my will,".

Cater asked us " Well, I guess this is kind of a lead? What's our next move, guys?"." A spell that can control someone...
If I could learn how to cast that, I could really clean up on bakery day!" Grim said with joy.

" Such small-mindedness... Truly, Grim? That's as far as your ambitions extend?" {Riddle}

" I have a strong suspicion for this one,"

All the boys look at me, confused. " Huh? N/N got some ideas?"." I have the suspicion for this kind of thing," I looked at Grim " Grim, you remember that guy that stole your deluxe grilled cheese?".

He went blank for a second, then screamed.

" I, Grim, Expert Detective, have solved the case! I know who's got that signature spell!"." What?" Riddle confused. As his eyes gaze at me. I shrugged " It's Ruggie Bucchi, that hyena dude from Savanaclaw,".

Riddle nods " Let's track him down and see what he has to say,"." Hmmm... Looks like Ruggie's in class 2B," Cater state, as he looked at his phone.

" Thank you both for your cooperation!" {Riddle}

" I'm still kinda lost here, but good luck!" {Kalim}

As Riddle and Cater left, I grabbed Grim by his tail, and deadpan shit to his face " Listen here. You go help them and do not cause trouble, or I'll grilled and throw you to the fucking abyss. Understood?"." H-HIK! YES!" Grim state, and soon follow them.

" You're not following them?" Jamil asked. I sat down, and sighed " I don't have magic. What's the point," and soon continue my gameplay.

Kalim stared at me with sparkling eyes " Oohhh! What are you playing?"." Oh, it's Genshin Impact. I'm just putting my character in an artifact," I say. Placing a good Crit damage Artifact on Scaramouche/Wanderer.

" Woahh....I like him!" {Kalim}

" You do?"

" Yeah! I like his blue hair, that flora hat. He looks awesome!" {Kalim}

I chuckled" Thanks. His my favorite,"." Can you explain the game to us? I'm interested," Jamil said. I nod happily.

I show them few of my character I got. I don't pull much, since I only pulled in short guys banner. Kalim already have a favorite, which is Venti and Scara. Jamil's favorite are Kazuha and Albedo.

I gave them a test with my team in easiest domains, which is Dvalin. They both are having fun, especially Jamil. He look excited when he played.

" Y/N, what's this?" Kalim's finger touch the wishing icon, showing Raiden Shogun and Ayato's banner. I sighed" That's a gacha. Basically you can pull character from here using Primos,".

I shrugged" But I don't normally pull. I just pull for character I like,"." Can I try? Please ~," Kalim asked, with his puppy eyes. I laughed nervously " But my Primos aren't many, and I'm saving for someone else,".

Kalim took my phone, and did something that I can't even explain. I look at him confused. He then return with a smile " Is this enough?". I took my phone, and eyes wided to the amount of genesis crystal I got.

' HOLY MOTHER OF GUNUNG LEDANG, IT'S FUCKING 32,000 GENESIS CRYSTAL!?'

" Kalim, this is-,"

" Was it not enough? I knew it. Here let me-," {Kalim}

I shooked my head " N-No! I mean...this is too much. You use amount of 2000 from your money,"." Hey, it's okay! My parents are wealth enough, 2000 is nothing!" Kalim bright smile blinded me.

" Still...I feel bad using your money... How about next time, I treat you guys some of my local cuisine. I can teach you if you like,"." Really? Then I'll take the offer," Jamil's eye sparkles.

And let's just said....luck is on our side....

'Oh shit it's gold!'

'Is it a good sign?' {Kalim}

' Only one way to find out-'

*Tap screen skip button*

* Two Raiden Shogun appears*

'YEAH!! I got the pretty lady?' {Kalim}

' THE LUCK, HOW THE HELL????'

'Welcome to my life' {Jamil}
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A/N Note: Let's just said that online payment is happening in this world. And Genshin is not available in Twisted Wonderland.

But how does Y/N's phone could play it?
🤔

Man I really wanna add Scara in this story as Y/N's friend or brother. Cause his super cool.

And yes, the book is combination of Undertale and Genshin.

Why?

Cause yes.