(TW: Flirting, Hickeys, violent toon behavior.)

You were walking along the side of Burbank, drinking a coffee per usual, and out of no where this toon cat guy, just threw himself at you, and did that weird eyebrow thing, it was just weird.

"Hey gorgeous." He winked.

"bye hideous." You groaned.

"Ooh, playing hard to get I see.? I love that." He started following you.

"Disgusting.." You elbowed him in the stomach.

"Ow, that hurt..but it was hot." He pulled you by the waist.

"N O." You struggled, you didn't have any weapons with you.

"Cmon, give a guy a chance." He pleaded.

"I have a boyfriend already." You protested.

"Break up with him and be with me." He smiled.

"OH DEAR GOD- Your smile is atrocious." You gagged.

Yakko was walking around Burbank, trying to find you, he found you. But struggling against another guy, he already heard the entire conversation, he has no reason to think that your cheating on him, so he then walked up on the guy from behind, and poked him. The guy turned to see him with a hammer behind his back.

"Hey buddy! What are you doing with my lover?" He smiled, about to hit him.

"Oh.? This is yours.?" The guy asked.

"Yes, it is." He replied.

"Shame, they could do so much bet- OW!!" The guy got hit by Yakko's hammer as he was about to finish.

"A what.? You were gonna call me something rude right.? You can say it, I won't hit you." He smirked.

"As I was saying, you look like a demented monkey who had inbred intercourse with a dog." The guy weakly laughed.

"Oh, do I now.?" He held his hammer.

—AFTER BEING HIT WITH YAKKO'S HAMMER A SHIT LOAD OF TIMES.

"Yakko.." you were about to apologize, but he put his two fingers on your lips immediately. "I heard the whole conversation. "No need to apologize, but there's something we have to discuss." he said.

"Right behind this wall." He guided you to an alleyway, and pinned you against the wall.

"What are we doing...?" He asked.

"You'll see." He leaned into your neck, very closely.

Yakko began to mark your neck with hickeys, all over that neck. He hated it when that guy flirted with you, and he was right there, he absolutely HATED it, when he was finished leaving hickey's he wanted to pepper you with his love, so he gave you butterfly kisses all over you neck, the both of you made out for a while after that.

"Be careful next time, okay." He rubbed your cheek.

"Ahah, okay..I will." You smiled.

Yakko walked out the alleyway with you, holding each other's hands. Seeing that the same guy brought his friends.

"What are you doing back here.?" He grunted.

"Here to beat you up." The guy chuckled.

"Oh so you came back for more?." He smirked.

"Yakko, sit tight." You said, pulling out your rifle.

"Whatcha gonna do with that?" The guy and his buddies chuckled.

"Just gonna..." you shot the dude in the face.

"Go babes go!" Yakko was cheering for you, in a cheerleaders outfit. He also had pom poms.

"I'm judging you silently." You looked at them on the floor.

The guy and his buddies ran away.

" . . . . ." A moment of silence by Yakko Warner.

"What's wrong.?" You looked at him.

"You and me, back in the alleyway. Now." He whirled you around.

AFTER THAT LOVELY MOMENTS- CHILDREN.

"Oh god, I'm tired." You were sweaty. (YOU DIDNT HAVE SEX YOU JUST MADE OUT YOU DIRTY MINDED FREAKS)

"Sit down with me." He sat down, patting for you to sit beside him.

You sat down, and rested your head on his shoulder.

"Your so cute, babes..." he nuzzled into you.

"Your adorable as well.." you rubbed his head.

And with that, you ended up falling asleep in the alleyway.