QUICK REMINDER TO NEW READERS: i wrote this over (almost) two years ago. please bear with my shit writing, and I know that certain chapters are very confusing! but like i said- i couldn't write for shit lol. but ty for almost 400k.

main characters !

       you. known online as: whorepuke.
        457,000 twitch followers. gets paid
     to be pretty. "it's not prostitution
       it's a profession." streams fortnite
      as a joke. she thinks commentary
channels are literal cancer. was
    once referred as a 'offbrand belle
         delhine.' and surprisingly, she isn't 
a       brain       dead         bimbo.

alex. known online as: quackity.
has over 2 million youtube subs.
    plays minecraft unironically. "stop
      fucking asking me to send hair pics
     you perverts." deadass looks like a
     fetus version of leafyishere. thinks
       he's extremely cool. in reality is the
           stereotypical    "edgy"     gamer    boy.

   aksel. known online as: aksually.
   has over 300,000 youtube subs.
         extremely passionate about habbo
     hotel. "talk shit get hit, that's just
   how it is boys." he's an estonian
    princess. once shaved all his hair
             off   because   it   was   too   annoying.

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epic? maybe. 🥴👊🏼