⚠️ slightly mature content ⚠️

━━  january 11th, 2019.

⤷ IN WHICH
min reads thirst tweets from
fans and is mildly concerned.

❝ jeon eunbyul please rail me. hard. ❞

min looks up at the camera. "well, since you asked so kindly." she says suggestively, a smirk settling on her face.
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"HELLO, i'm min! today i'm here with buzzfeed to read some of your thirst tweets." min says, smiling softly. her tone is a mix of nervousness and amusement; worried some of these tweets might be too much for her management to like, and amused at the thought of the lengths some of her bits would go to explain their.. desires.

"i have a bucket of your tweets with me." she explains while holding up the bucket, shaking it slightly, "that i am honestly more than ready to throw away!" she smiles in a sarcastic, sing-songy way.

"let's just get this over with." she whispers under her breath.

❝ locals think that they're falling in love with a new idol every comeback,
but it's just min with a new hair color. ❞

she chuckles airily. "that wasn't so much a thirst tweet as it was a compliment. but it still made me flustered."

"i actually don't dye my hair that much. i think i experiment more with hairstyles than colors. but thank you." she throws the paper away behind her.

❝ MIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE MY EYES ARE GETTING HOT JUST LOOKING AT HER ❞

"your eyes are getting hot?" she questions, staring at the paper in her hand. "i think you're having an allergic reaction." she says, raising her eyebrows in amusement at the camera.

"wait, am i allowed to curse?" she asks as she fishes through the bucket for her next tweet. "yeah?" she confirms when the staff nod their heads off camera. she side eyes her manager, who just sighs and nods her head as well. min smiles cheekily before whispering a mischievous "okay."

❝ research shows if you are afraid of spiders, you are more likely to find them in your bedroom. ❞ she pauses for the line gap.
❝ i'm afraid of min. ❞

"are you calling me a spider?" she asks with genuine confusion and slight hurt, since she hates spiders. it takes her a few seconds of staring at the paper to realize. "oohhhhh— you're saying you want me in your— ooookaay." she realizes, chuckling at her own innocence. "well, i'm good. no thanks." she smiles at the camera, still chuckling.

❝ i just want to listen to min's dreams. ❞

"like, my long term dreams?" she asks the camera, as if it was the person that wrote the tweet. "or, like, the one i had last night?" she asks the staff, looking at them for approval.

"i'll tell you what i dreamt about last night." she leans back a bit in her chair and crosses her arms as she prepares to tell it. she stares a bit off into the distance as she tries to recollect her memory. "i dreamt that i was in secondary— or, high school. i knew it was my high school, but for some reason it looked like my.. middle school? we were all stuck there or something. and then something, and something, i forgot, and then me and a bunch of other students were sent to a different school, for something else, and we all decided to ditch school since something, something— wow, this really isn't interesting at all." she laughs at herself, leaning forward again in her chair. "i'm sorry, that probably didn't make any sense. let's swiftly move on from that."

❝ @maya_jeon can we run away together and live in a small cottage away from the city and have cute picnics everyday and read books together and cuddle do you want that because i want that we can have that this is my marriage proposal please say yes just don't tell jimin please i love you ❞

she takes in a long, deep breathe. "oh, that's so cute!" she gasps out, laughing at the way she lost her breath. "i love cottage aesthetics, they seem so peaceful."

"okay, i'll run away with you. we don't have to tell anyone." she whispers, shaking her head in small (and cute) movements. she giggles mischievously, and her eyes are (again, cutely) hidden behind her eyelids.

❝ i love min's accent and voice so much it's so soothing and relaxing to listen to oh my god i can come just listening to it. ❞

"oh no!" she laughs in disbelief, "how have you been holding up this entire video?" she jokes, still flustered.

"well thank you, mate, i appreciate it." she enunciates her accent, winking at the camera afterwards. "we still have about half the bucket left, so try to wait a bit longer, yeah?" she grins at the camera.

❝ jeon eunbyul please rail me. hard. ❞

min looks up at the camera. "well, since you asked so kindly." she says suggestively, a smirk settling on her face.

❝ can you believe this woman isn't single anymore? i'm in pain just thinking about it. ❞

"and then there's pictures of me." she holds up the tweet to the camera. it's pictures she posted on her instagram a few weeks prior when she was out with friends. she's smiling cutely at the camera in them. "i know, sometimes i can't believe it either." she smiles shyly at the camera.

there's a short pause while she goes in to get another tweet from the bucket. you can hear a staff member's "awww" in the background, causing min to look up from the bucket and at the staff member with an embarrassed smile on her lips. "stop it!" she whines slightly, a light pink starting to tint her cheeks. the staff members laugh at her embarrassment, awing at her reaction silently.

❝ min has big clit energy ❞

she laughs questioningly at the tweet. there's a short moment of silence as she thinks to herself.

"is.. is it better to have a bigger.." she giggles under her breath. "no— you know what,— i don't think i want to know." she shakes her head while laughing awkwardly at the camera, beginning to search through the bucket.

❝ i don't think min will ever understand how much i love her and how much of an impact she's made on my life. she's changed my life in so many more ways than one, and i know i'm not the only person who feels this way. she means the world to me and it pains me to think that at one point she might've felt like the whole world was against her. thank you eunnie, for being the amazing person you are, and i'm so happy that you're finally happy. you deserve to know what it feels like to be loved, and i'm so fucking happy you found someone who can give you everything you deserve and more. thank you for giving me and so many other people another reason to live, for showing us how beautiful this world can really be. thank you. we all love you! ❞

min smiles wholeheartedly at the paper once she's finished. she can already feel tears forming in her eyes, but she quickly blinks them away, taking in a deep breath while straightening her posture. "i'm bout to start cryin' in the club" she laughs, a pout visible on her face. "that's not fair! you can't put this mixed in a bucket of thirst tweets! this isn't a thirst tweet!"

"thank you, whoever you are, for your kind words. god, i'm so flattered. i'm just as thankful, if not more, for your support as well. you've all changed my life so much, in ways i cannot comprehend. you all mean so much to me and i literally wouldn't be here— couldn't have done any of this, broken any of these records— without you. wow. just— thank you. so goddamn much." she gushes out.

"how do you recover from that?" she whispers slightly, laughing afterwards. "i just go back to reading thirst tweets after that? alright then." she continues fishing through the bucket once more.

❝ min's hair looks so soft i just want to pull on it while she fucks me raw. ❞

"aaaaand we're back." she chuckled. "well, it wouldn't be soft anymore if you pulled it." she continued, completely ignoring the last part. "my hair would fall out sooner, and that wouldn't be so attractive now would it?"

"please don't actually pull my hair though. i have enough trauma from saesangs trying to pull it themselves." her eyes widen a bit as she remembers all the crowded airports and the meeting she tried to go the day after she announced her relationship to the public. "it's not a kink of mine either." she adds cheekily.

"AND it also isn't a kink of mine to fuck people raw." she chuckles. "use protection!" she slightly raises her voice, pointing at the camera like she's in a PSA.

❝ i want min to throw insulting and demeaning insults at me so i feel like i matter ❞

"oh, that's just sad." she frowns, laughing in pity.

"you suck?" she yells at the camera. it comes out as a question, as she's unsure if that was the right thing to say or not. she looks at the rest of the staff and shrugs, not really knowing what else to do. "i don't know." she laughs.

to cover all her bases, she leans in and whispers a small "don't worry, you do matter." to the camera, smiling softly.

❝ gotdamn jimin is so lucky to have this woman ❞

there are more pictures of her in the tweet. although she doesn't show it on camera, the tweet is shown on screen, just like the rest of them. in them, she's doing a risqué piece of choreography from a concert in singapore.

"I KNOOoOW, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING!" she wails exasperatedly while waving her hands around in the air. you can hear some of the staff laugh in the background. she slumps back in defeat. "no one ever listens to me."

❝ i want @maya_jeon to *redacted* me in my *redacted* so hard until i *redacted* and she *redacted* while whispering *redacted* into my ear. ❞

min doesn't say anything in response to that at first. she stares at the paper, doing her infamous 😐 face, pursing her lips together and furrowing her brows as she tries to decrypt the tweet.

"did you really just.." she starts, "physically type out redacted?" she stares into the camera in some sort of disbelief. it turns into amusement as she scoffs.

"you were too much of a wuss to say what you wanted me to do to you." she smirks, snickering lightly.

she pauses for a second. "you know, since you redacted what you typed, this can be interpreted in a lot of different ways."

"i want maya to... punch me in my.. gut so hard until i pass out and she kills me while whispering... curses?.. into my ear." she said slowly. "see?" she laughs at her twisted interpretation, slightly questioning why that was the first thing she went with. "not so thirsty anymore."

❝ i better see a song with jimin on the album and it better be hot or else i'm throwing hands ❞

it's silent again as min stares at the slip of paper. she then looks up from the paper, with a knowing smile on her face. "not going to confirm nor deny anything." she grins. "you're just going to have to wait when the album comes out in a week!" she exclaims, smiling widely.

she looks into the bucket, a smile forming across her lips afterwards. "and we're done!" she throws the now-empty bucket behind her, relieved to not have to read any more. "what a perfect tweet to end this on." she smiles.

"i just want to say that i was blown away by the response we got on look what you made me do. it's already way past the half-way mark to one billion streams!" min exclaims, shock evident in her voice and all over her face.

"as i said before, thank you all so much for waiting for me and supporting me when i came back, even though i never really told you guys i was. your dedication and love means the world to me, really, and i want to give you it back with this album." she smiles genuinely at the camera, thankful for her fans and everyone who gave her a second chance.

"be sure to listen to my album HEADLINES when it comes out on january 18th! we worked pretty hard on it, and i'm really happy with the message of each song, and the album as a whole, and the way it turned out." she grins excitedly at the camera. "and thank you buzzfeed for having me over, although i would've preferred if we did the puppy interview." she laughs along with the rest of the staff.

"bye!" she waves, then throws a flying kiss at the camera, laughing softly.

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a/n:
do i have to mark this book
as mature now 🗿 lmao