Bobert

A: aftercare
What's his usual aftercare routine?
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He kisses over all the hickies he left then cuddles up and falls asleep.

B: body part
What's his favorite part of you?
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He loves your lips so so much. He thinks they're just so perfect.

C: cum
I deadass don't know what else to say
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He's so messy all the time. Seriously, he doesn't use a condom and you guys cum like 3+ times so there's just cum everywhere.

D: dirty secret
What's his dirty secret?
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He would love to really bite you. Sometimes he gives little nips because he knows those don't do anything but god he just wants to bite down so badly.

E: experience
How experienced is he?
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Hella experienced.

F: favorite position
Self explanatory—
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He likes to go doggy style. (I couldn't not use it.)

G: goofy
How serious is he? Does he joke around?
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He would never ruin the mood like that. It's not his vibe.

H: hair pulling
Does he like it?
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Yes. Pull his hair, pull it hard. He wants you to.

I: intimacy
How romantically intimate is he?
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He's pretty intimate, he's proud of how intimate he is.

J: jacking off
Does he? How often?
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Any time you don't wanna fuck or you're busy so 2-3 times a week.

K: kink
His most prominent kinks
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He likes biting, being rough, and he loves bondage.

L: location
His favorite place to fuck you :)
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His room. No place comes close to his room.

M: motivation
What turns him on? What really gets him in the mood to fuck?
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He gets really turned on when you lightly run your fingers over his legs, when you get protective, and when you're angry.

N: no
Turn offs
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When you cut him off he gets so pissed. ("Call me-" "Ugh daddyyyyyyyyyyy" "Nvm.")

O: oral
Preference in giving or receiving and skill
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He's getting his dick sucked? It's a yes from him. He's getting pussy? It's a yes from him.

P: pace
Is he fast and rough or slow and sensual?
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Fast. And. Rough.

Q: quickie
His opinions on quickies and how often he likes to have them
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Quickies are the best thing to ever happen to him. He'll take a quickie twice a day if he can, goddamn.

R: risk
Does he experiment? Does he take risks?
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Of course he does! If he thinks of something he's gonna try it out.

S: stamina
How many rounds can he go for? How long does he last?
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Since he's not human, he can go for a fucking long time. Like, a loooooooong time. You guys fuck all night. He lasts as long as he wants, shit.

T: toys
Does he own toys? Does he use them? On you or himself?
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Yes, he might own too many toys

U: unfair
How much does he like to tease?
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He only teases sometimes.

V: volume
How loud he is/what sounds does he make?
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He's pretty quiet but sometimes he gets hella loud.

W: wild card
Random headcanon for him
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He actually loves eating you out. He'll do it for hours if you let him. He just doesn't get bored and he can make you cum so fucking fast, he loves eating you out.

X: x-ray
Let's see what's going on under those clothes
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Bobert is 9 1/2 inches. He's in the club.

Y: yearning
How high is his sex drive?
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He's way way way more horny than any person is. Because he's not a mfing person. Shit.

Z = Zzz
How quickly he falls asleep
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Pretty fast, he wears himself out.