yumimi
KEIJIJI
MY DEAR BELOVED FRIEND
delivered!

keijiji
what do you want

yumimi
AWWW
there's nothing i want from u keiji 😡💞😡💗💞💕
BUT SINCE U ASKED
canuplsbemypretendbf

keijiji
pretend boyfriend??
what does that mean

yumimi
heyyy don't act dumbbb
u pretend to be my boyfriend :)

keijiji
why

yumimi
BCUZ
ikindalikekageyamabutidontwanthimtoknowandiaccidentallypostedourtextsonmymaininsteadofmyspamandhesawthepostsoitextedhimsayingthatitsadarethatkenmaandshoyogavemeandkageyamaaskedwhytheywouldmakeourtextsadaresoicameupwithasolutionthatmypretendbfandiwerearguingandthatkenmaandshoyowanteditasadaretomakemypretendbfjealous

keijiji
i don't know how i read that so quickly
but isn't it better to just tell him you like him?

yumimi
KEIJI THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN
LIKE NEVER

keijiji
why tho

yumimi
because hE MAYBE DOESNT LIKE ME BACK

keijiji
what do i get out of this

yumimi
quality time with me
and
girlfriend texts from the one and only 😌😌

keijiji
nah i'm good

yumimi
ONIGIRI
I'LL BUY U AS MUCH AS U WANT THE NEXT TIME I VISIT TOKYO

keijiji
okay deal
what do u want me to do

yumimi
yYAYSYS
um
HOLD ON
delivered!

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kags
but why would they make that as a dare?
delivered!

kags
hello??
delivered!

yumi :)
sorry, my phone died

kags
sure i'll believe that
so do u have an explanation?

yumi :)
of course i came thru 4 u boo
SO
i got into an argument with my boyfriend and i ranted to shoyo and kenma abt it
and then they had a gREAT IDEA TO POST OUT TEXTS ON MY MAIN SO THAT HE'D SEE IT

kags
how do they even know about our texts?
and you have a boyfriend?
i don't believe it

yumi :)
HEY
remember that boy from the cafe i told u about :)
and they know about our texts because they wanted to see the sweet gushy texts i was gonna post

kags
you ended up talking to him still?
even if he was dry?

yumi :)
yeth
and look what happened
it bloomed into a beautiful relationship 🥺🥺

kags
oh
that's cute

yumi :)
tyvm 😌
so r u convinced that i most certainly do NOT like u like that?

kags
yep
i'm super convinced

yumi :)
is that sarcasm?
i do NOT appreciate that mister 😡😡

kags
i am convinced, don't worry
but i gotta go
i don't wanna miss practice

yumi :)
oh okay
goodluck today
delivered!