On a day in the middle of the blissful university holidays, you and your best friend, Y/F/N (your friend's name) had decided to have a little camping trip, because New Mexico got boring as fucking hell when you'd lived there all your life.

But, not even for one fucking day could you have some uninterrupted fun.

Not the day where some moron in a truck smashed into your house on tea night, and not the day your dad lit the barbecue on fire somehow and almost burnt down the town. Not even now, as you and Y/F/N drove out of the centre of town in a caravan piled to the ceiling with blankets and food.

However, this time you weren't exactly complaining about the interruption. Sure, there'd been an enormous, freak lightning storm, and sure, you'd accidentally hit someone who'd mysteriously been at the centre of the mess with the van, but now that you were bent over him trying to tell if he was still alive, you realised he was pretty damn attractive.

Long blond hair, muscular arms ... oh, and bright blue eyes that flew open without warning. You screamed and reeled back as he stood shakily, walking about in a daze though there was nowhere to go.

"What realm is this?" he asked, his voice loud and booming.

"Um, New Mexico, America?" Y/F/N replied.

"I must return to the Allfather. Heimdall, open the Bifrost!"

Silence.

"Oh, I know what he's saying," you whispered to your friend. "That's Norse Mythology."

Y/B/F/N just hit you with a deadpan look of really?

"Excuse me, sir?" you stepped towards the man, hands raised. "What's your name?"

"Thor."

"Well, Thor, this is Midgard," you explained, hoping you were right. "My friend, Y/F/N and I, Y/N, can give you somewhere to stay."

"Then I graciously thank you, Lady Y/N and Lady Y/F/N," he smiled and you practically melted.

"Okay, fine," your best friend sighed. "But don't get attached, he'll have to leave soon."

- - -

"Fuck," you whispered that night, as you glimpsed him sleeping in a den of pillows and blankets you'd made for him. "I'm attached."

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