JIHAN!
junhao 4ever, junhao!, joshuji, hong jisoo, PRESIDENT, sleepless, weeds, callmesoon, wonwoo., uji, meangyu, DKK, blackswan.

meangyu: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS ITS CHRISTMAS AND ITS 12:00 NOON GET TF DOWN HERE ONLY ME AND WONWOO ARE HERE

junhao!: cook us soup first hyung it's very cold downstaiiiiiirSs tHE snOw gOt bAd

sleepless: i'm still spending time with my favorite person in the world

junhao4ever: COULD THAT BE,,

junhao!: PERHAPS,,

sleepless: me. i'm my favorite person 🤗

uji: the only person who will ever support you in the darkest times is yourself #selfsupport

junhao4ever: YOU ALWAYS WRECK OUR JUNHAO FANTASIES

junhao!: ooh,,, junhao fantasies 😩👀

PRESIDENT: 👁 👄 👁

uji: why does everything i say end up sexually suggesting

meangyu: ANYWAYS IM GOING TO COOK SOUP AND MAKE BAKED MAC AND BAKE A CAKE AND MAKE TEOKKBOKKI SO COME DOWN

blackswan: i'll do the baking

junhao!: welcome back cavities

sleepless: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

blackswan: but you like it so

junhao!: yeah yeah

wonwoo.: mingyu is cheating he's writing the dishes

meangyu: WE DON'T HAVE GAS ANYMORE HOW CAN I COOK

wonwoo.: make a full gas tank using your quirk?

wonwoo.: ****ability

weeds: SO I SEE SOMEONE'S BEEN WATCHING BNHA

wonwoo.: yeah i have anyways mingyu is still cheating

meangyu: AT LEAST THE TASTE IS PERFECT

PRESIDENT: TASTES LIKE PAPER

blackswan: HAHAHSJWJE

blackswan: meals are much enjoyable when you make effort for it 😔😌

junhao!: i want cake

blackswan: DONT RUSH ME TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER FIRST

junhao!: ITS COLD YOU MEANIE

uji: uh yeah bc u stink you smell like barf and beer and tequila dipped in pickle juice

joshuji: HEY THATS OFFENSIVE HAHWHAHAHWHAHHS

weeds: you can change the tempaterature of your bath water idiot

junhao!: FINE I WILL TAKE A BATH

junhao!: JEONGHAN HYUNG YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEFENDING ME YOU TOLD ME YOU'RE MY MOM

DKK: aren't you a mom too jinha calls you mama

junhao!: DK HYUNG TELL ME, DOES YOUR MOM HAVE A MOM?

DKK: yes

DKK: oh

junhao!: SEE

joshuji: 'm sorry my babiE 🤠

junhao4ever: the cowboy emoji summoned me here

blackswan: why am i dating you hansol

junhao4ever: bc u love me

junhao!: ugh couples 🤮 you lost me there

junhao!: im gonna take a bath the cake better be ready when im downstairs

junhao! logged off.

junhao4ever: my best friend is salty

blackswan: yeah seungcheol, chan is salty

PRESIDENT: tf am i supposed to do

blackswan: give him love

PRESIDENT: 👁

sleepless: don't you have two eyes

PRESIDENT: I MEANT THAT THING THEY DO ON TWITTER THE "i-" THING AND "i-" SOUNDS LIKE EYE SO I USED THE EYE EMOJI

wonwoo.: good explanation.

sleepless: OOOHHHHH

junhao4ever: i swear to god you never get anything hyung

sleepless: << the reason is literally my name

meangyu: ok are you guys happy now im actually cooking

DKK: oh i went downstairs to check he's rlly cooking

callmesoon: MERRY 😀😃🙂🥰❤️CHRISTMAS 🎅 ❄️ ⛄️ YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS FOR YOUR WISH TO COME TRUE! IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS BY CHRISTMAS, FREDDIE FROM FIVE 5️⃣ NIGHTS 🌌 AT ⚠️⚠️FREDDIE'S 🤡 😱😱😨😰 WILL HAUNT YOU!!! DO IT NOW OR ELSE!!

uji: oh jesus

uji: MERRY 😀😃🙂🥰❤️CHRISTMAS 🎅 ❄️ ⛄️ YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS FOR YOUR WISH TO COME TRUE! IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS BY CHRISTMAS, FREDDIE FROM FIVE 5️⃣ NIGHTS 🌌 AT ⚠️⚠️FREDDIE'S 🤡 😱😱😨😰 WILL HAUNT YOU!!! DO IT NOW OR ELSE!!

joshuji: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW JIHOONIE IS IN LOVE~~~~

PRESIDENT: tf r u using that ~~~ for ew

joshuji: that is not the point come on wake up seungcheol

junhao4ever: MERRY 😀😃🙂🥰❤️CHRISTMAS 🎅 ❄️ ⛄️ YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS FOR YOUR WISH TO COME TRUE! IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS BY CHRISTMAS, FREDDIE FROM FIVE 5️⃣ NIGHTS 🌌 AT ⚠️⚠️FREDDIE'S 🤡 😱😱😨😰 WILL HAUNT YOU!!! DO IT NOW OR ELSE!!

DKK: i like chica from five nights at freddies

weeds: their canines gave me nightmares geez

meangyu: pLS DONT TALK ABOUT FNAF I WILL DIE

weeds: that's a good thing

DKK: JWBSJSIWJEWKEKOFOE

PRESIDENT: soonyoung i told you those chain messages don't actually work

callmesoon: yeah bc even if i didn't send that msg on christmas i already got my wish

callmesoon: jihoon's the best ｡ﾟ(ﾟ'ω'ﾟ)ﾟ｡

uji: fuck you

callmesoon: yes fuck me pls

blackswan: CALM YO TITS BITCHES

DKK: ITS EARLY IN THE MORNING

meangyu: no its not it's already noon

wonwoo.: it's early for them mingyu

meangyu: wtvr

junhao4ever: iz dat a neW slAng?!?!?! i hAve nOt bEeN inForMed?!?

DKK: vernon you're like the loser in school who tries to befriend the popular ones but then they actually just use you for lunch money

junhao4ever: yeah i know i took that test from buzzfeed

PRESIDENT: how do we even make a good team

PRESIDENT: HOW TF DID WE EVEN WIN OVER PLEDIS MAFIA

hong jisoo: because i killed jia-er

wonwoo.: i got all the clients' names

callmesoon: i made the innocent people forget about the whole governor's party ordeal

joshuji: 🌈 ✨ teamwork ✨ 🌈

junhao! is online.

weeds: add more rainbows bc we're gay

PRESIDENT: wow

sleepless: also credits to u fam u almost died

PRESIDENT: wOw

blackswan: speaking of vernon being a loser at school

blackswan: WHO EVEN WENT TO SCHOOL AMONG US

junhao!: i took a bath now r u happy

meangyu: yes

meangyu: oh the only ones who finished school here are me, joshua, seungcheol and soonyoung

meangyu: the others stopped at middle school or did not go to school at all >w<

wonwoo.: not seokmin?

DKK: i was an idol trainee when they were busy at school

junhao4ever: THEN HOW TF ARE YOU AUTHORISED TO SAY THAT I'M THAT LOSER AT SCHOOL

DKK: BUT YOU ACCEPTED IT WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART A WHILE AGO

junhao!: JSJSJWJWJD DW VERNON LET'S BE LOSERS TOGETHER

uji: soonyoung you actually finished school lmao

junhao4ever: YES CHAN ILY but i love seungkwan too

blackswan: thx u too boo

uji: SOONYOUNG IS SOOOO HOT I LOVE YOU SOONYOUNG LET'S CONTINUE WHERE WE LEFT OFF LAST NIGHT 😘

wonwoo.: i never knew jihoon was into this

junhao!: JIHOON HYUNG PLSJSJWJWJWWIDIE

meangyu: OH MY GODSJAKKSWKWOJEEJ

PRESIDENT: ILL FUCKING KICK YOU OUT

weeds: /dissatisfaction

callmesoon: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

uji: SOONYOUNG IS TALKING TO HIMSELF HE CONTROLLED MY MIND I SWEAR

joshuji: SURE JAN

uji: BELIEVE ME JESUS WE HAVENT EVEN HAD SEX YET

sleepless: THERE ARE KIDS HERE

junhao!: nah go ahead

DKK: i—

PRESIDENT: 👁—

callmesoon: :< i tRiEd at tHe leAst

PRESIDENT: speaking of that pledis mafia mission

PRESIDENT: while i was unconscious i was dreaming

blackswan: i swear if you're making this up

PRESIDENT: NO IM SERIOUS HEAR ME OUT NOW

PRESIDENT: it was a hot night in svt guest house, everyone was doing whatever they're usually doing, but i wasn't in the picture. i was just watching you guys and i was thinking that i can leave you guys n that youre on your own, then suddenly samuel appeared and told me to wake up then it ends there

junhao!: samuel

junhao!: ?

DKK: he's like the you in seungcheol's life before, he was an intern

wonwoo.: i didn't think of being an intern for seventeen the day we tried to rob you. the four of us wouldn't be stuck here if i did think of being an intern instead of accepting the offer of being a full time svt member.

meangyu: AWWWW WONWOO YOU LOVE US CMON

joshuji: oh joshuji told me about that

junhao!: where is he now? is he my age?! i want to meet him!

callmesoon: he got abducted by jia-er long ago, we dk where he is

DKK: i thought u called me

PRESIDENT: miss him, hope he's doing fine. :)

junhao!: ☹️SEUNGCHEOL HYUNG LETS GO  ON A DATE AFTER LUNCH

PRESIDENT: YAYAYAYAYAYY!!!!!

meangyu: lunch is ready after 10 mins, chancheol ;;;)

weeds: FISHY

callmesoon: WINKY FACES INTENSIFIES

junhao4ever: LOOK AT MY BEST FRIEND GETTING IT ON

PRESIDENT: why's that such a big thing me and chan are happily married with one daughter 💌💌❤️❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💘💝💖👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👧👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

junhao!: OK I WAS ABLE TO TAKE THE MARRIED STUFF BUT THE KISS AND FAMILY EMOJI I—

junhao! logged off.

blackswan: i support u gays go for it steal a kiss later @ the date ;)

uji: yeah use protection

PRESIDENT: LEE FUCKING JIHOON

callmesoon: w i n k y  f a c e s  i n t e n s i f i e s

sleepless: goodluck to yall im going down i can smell the baked mac

joshuji: hey joshuji let's marry then when we get married let's go on dates too

hong jisoo: no

joshuji: i cri

hong jisoo: why get married first? if you wanna go on a date then let's go now

joshuji: 😱😱😱😨😨😰😰 AHHHHHHHHH
Y E S AFTER LUNCH?

hong jisoo: sure.

uji: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

callmesoon: IS THIS JUST FANTASY

sleepless: CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE

junhao4ever: NO ESCAPE FROM REALITYYY

DKK: OPEN UR EYES

blackswan: LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND SEEEEE

sleepless: ANYWHERE THE WIND BLOWS DOESNT REALLY MATTER TO MEEE

junhao4ever: TOOOO MEEEEEEEE

PRESIDENT: TENDENDENENDENDEN

hong jisoo: ok enough lets have lunch

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