funniest fries

3 members are active

sunmoo
its the end of the week, chanhee

cunt
it is

sunmoo
so?

cunt
so what

sunmoo
did you manage to get matching icons with your boo?

cunt
well, you see

cunt
bitch just open instagram its not that hard

sunmoo
okay

sunmoo
uhm

sunmoo
oh?

sunmoo
thats...

cunt
yeah

cunt
this fucking bitch changmin randomly decided to get the same idea

sunmoo
LMAO

sunmoo
YOU CANT EVEN MANAGE TO GET MATCHING ICONS AND EXPECT TO GET SOME OF YOUNGHOONS DICK?

sunmoo
ALL FOR YOURSELF?

cunt
listen up you motherfucking saggy tit sucking het

cunt
hOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT CHANGMIN WOULD HAVE THE SAME IDEA?!?!?!?

cunt
HOW UNLUCKY CAN I BE

cunt
NOW I LOST THE CENTER OF ATTENTION *AND* THE BET

sunmoo
you suck

cunt
HOW

cunt
DID

cunt
CHANGMIN

cunt
GET

cunt
THE

cunt
SAME

cunt
IDEA

stripper
let me introduce u to some new thangs

sunmoo
hi hyunjoon

cunt
i wanna kms

stripper
perhaps i...

cunt
YOU?????

sunmoo
LMAO NO WAY

stripper
i suggested changmin to get matching icons with younghoon

cunt
Y O U ? ? ? ?

stripper
yep. and im proud.

sunmoo
PLEASE WHAT

stripper
basically chanhee bragged about the bet and how easy it was and how dumb you are sunwoo

sunmoo
excuse me?

cunt
reason number one, youre a het

sunmoo
so what? at least i get some type of genitalia, unlike you

cunt
...

stripper
and originally i was happy for him! go get some dick, you need it xo also i agree, youre absolutely fucking stupid

stripper
but then he left my dressing room

stripper
and i noticed a pink wrapper on the table

stripper
it was my bagel

cunt
well it wasnt anymore BECAUSE I FUCKING ATE IT!!

cunt
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THE CHEESE WAS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS! YOU MISSED OUT BIG TIME YOU BIG FAT FUCKING CUNT

stripper
...

stripper
thats why younghoon likes changmin more

cunt
you-

cunt
you went there, huh?

cunt is offline!

2 members are active

stripper
i can sense him coming upstairs.

stripper
it was great getting to know you, sunmoo

stripper
give me one final moo before i go, ascend to heaven or hell, both equally as possible.

sunmoo
... sigh

sunmoo
moo~

stripper
sayonara, my friend.

sunmoo
rest in piss, user 'stripper'.

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ayo, ever read a book so good that it made you actually feel like youre in love? I NEED A PARTNER, PRETTY PLEASE :(

anyways why the fuck is it april 5th already
ya homegirls birthday coming up in like what, 9 days? idk i suck at maths lmao

i wish you all a great day! ♡