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hoodie borrower
good afternoon, fellow cowboy

jjyu
its a pleasure meeting you, good sir

hoodie borrow
i have come with precious information on a bright sunny day like this

jjyu

jjyu
i am all ears

hoodie borrower
yeah never fucking mind

jjyu
IM SORRY I TAKE IT BACK

hoodie borrower
DONT WORRY DONT WORRY

hoodie borrower
I DONT THINK ERIC FIGURED OUT THE CHANGE IN SHIFTS YET

hoodie borrower
HYUNJAE CALLED IN SICK TODAY, SO LESS CHANCES OF HIM DISCOVERING ME

hoodie borrower
SO YOU CAN ALREADY TELL WHAT HAPPENED, RIGHT?

jjyu
I ASSUME?

hoodie borrower
they met up AGAIN

jjyu
oh...

jjyu
OH

jjyu
OH????

jjyu
SO THATS WHY HE TURNED ME DOWN

hoodie borrower
but the cute boy arrived earlier and already ordered something and neither my manager, nor my coworkers were around, so i thought to myself...

hoodie borrower
time to bother a stranger!

hoodie borrower
so i made his order and gave it to him and i stayed for a while

hoodie borrower
he brought a laptop with him btw

hoodie borrower
and because i wanted to find out everything about this boy because i am a very good detective, not to mention an even better friend, i built up a conversation

jjyu
WHO IS HE???

hoodie borrower
please, let me tell you at my pace honeybuns

hoodie borrower
so i try to be as friendly as possible and ask, "hi, you're friends with eric correct?"

jjyu
you remember the conversation??

hoodie borrower
yes of course?!?!? thats valuable information

hoodie borrower
i may have goldfish memory, but not when it comes to blackmail material

hoodie borrower
so anyways, he replies very shyly WITH A DEEP MFING ASS VOICE BUT ITS ADORABLE AT THE SAME TIME!??!?! YOU GET ME?

jjyu
all youre doing is breaking my already shattered heart even more

hoodie borrower
oh, it gets worse, dont worry

hoodie borrower
i asked for his name in a non creepy way

jjyu
i demand the exact convo

hoodie borrower
ughh fine

jjyu
hes gonna be my biggest enemy yk, gotta be pREPARED

hoodie borrower
"yes i am"
"oh, thats cool! are you guys close?"
"pretty close, yes"
"ah, interesting. im his best friend!" (me when i lie)

jjyu
CONTINUE

hoodie borrower
"whats your name?"
"ju haknyeon"
"strange, he never mentioned you before"
"oh, i bet hes just ashamed. i tend to embarrass people easily"
"haha"

hoodie borrower
"whats your name though?"
"lee felix"
"where are you from?"
"ah, i left for australia not many years ago and recently came back..."
"thats very cool! it was nice talking to you, but i just entered my break, see you around hopefully"

jjyu
WHY DIDNT YOU STAY LONGER

hoodie borrower
IT WAS ACTUALLY MY BREAK, BUT THE REASON I RAN WAS BECAUSE I SAW ERIC MOVING TOWARDS THE CAFE

hoodie borrower
CANT RISK ANYTHING

jjyu
LEE FELIX...

jjyu
FROM AUSTRALIA

jjyu
DAMNS HES ALREADY 27282892 TIMES COOLER THAN ME... NO WONDER ERIC WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM

jjyu
IM JUST A BORING ORDINARY KOREAN MAN WHILE THAT GUY IS MFING AUSTRALIAN

jjyu
HE MET KANGAROOS BEFORE I DID

hoodie borrower
JUYEON I WOULD EITHER LAUGH AT YOU OR MAKE YOU KNOW YOUR WORTH BUT IT GETS EVEN WORSE

jjyu
IM NOT MENTALLY STABLE ENOUGH

hoodie borrower
SO WHEN ERIC CAME IN HE GAVE HIM A USB STICK FOR WHATEVER REASON

hoodie borrower
THATS JUST ADDITIONAL INFORMATION, ITS NOT REALLY RELATED TO MY NEXT POINT

jjyu
SPILL, DONT MAKE ME WAIT

hoodie borrower
I FOUND HIS INSTAGRAM THROUGH ERICS INSTAGRAM AND BOY, DOES THIS GUY POST ABOUT E V E R Y T H I N G

hoodie borrower
IT TOOK ME HOURS TO GET THROUGH EVERY POST AND THE COMMENTS AND THEN THROUGH HIS FRIENDS ACCOUNTS AND THE POSTS HE GOT TAGGED IN

jjyu
DEDICATED KING

hoodie borrower
SO HE LIVED IN AUSTRALIA MOST OF HIS LIFE AND ONLY OCCASIONALLY MOVED TO KOREA FOR LIKE A YEAR

hoodie borrower
TWO YEARS AGO, THOUGH, IS WHATS REALLY IMPORTANT

hoodie borrower
HE WAS IN KOREA AND THAT WAS THE TIME HE BEFRIENDED ERIC

hoodie borrower
I GUESS THEY BONDED OVER SPEAKING ENGLISH? MAN IDEK, THOSE ARE MY ASSUMPTIONS

hoodie borrower
APPARENTLY FELIX KOREAN WAS BAD BACK THEN, BUT HE IMPROVED A LOT

jjyu
OKAY AND??

hoodie borrower
SO, SINCE THE ONLY PERSON HE COULD REALLY TALK TO WAS ERIC, THEY GREW VERY VERY CLOSE

hoodie borrower
AND WHEN I SAY VERY

hoodie borrower
I MEAN THEY WERE MFING D A T I N G

jjyu
WAIT WHAT

jjyu
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

jjyu
DATING?!?!?!??!

jjyu
THAT MEANS ERIC LIED TO ME

jjyu
ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS

hoodie borrower
I CAN SEND YOU HIS INSTAGRAM POSTS LATER... LOOK AT THE COMMENTS

jjyu
WHAT THE FUCK

hoodie borrower
AND THE ONLY REASON THEY BROKE UP WAS BECAUSE FELIX HAD TO MOVE

hoodie borrower
BECAUSE! HE! HAD! TO! MOVE!

hoodie borrower
MEANING THEY DIDNT EVEN END IT ON BAD TERMS, MEANING ERIC COULD POSSIBLY STILL LIKE FELIX, ESPECIALLY AFTER HE CAME BACK NOW

jjyu
IM NOT A MATH MAGICIAN BUT SHIT DOESNT ADD UP

jjyu
ERIC SHOWED INTEREST IN ME THO!?!?!?!? AND HE NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT A PAST RELATIONSHIP... THIS MAKES NO SENSE

jjyu
*AND* YOU SAID THEY KISSED???

hoodie borrower
oh about that

hoodie borrower
it was a really really short peck, nothing too much

jjyu
DOESNT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ://

hoodie borrower

hoodie borrower
not wanna discourage you or anything, but this is what youre up against

jjyu
I AM HEARTBROKEN

jjyu
IM GONNA END IT ALL

jjyu
RETIRING FROM EXISTING

jjyu
GOODBYE WORLD.

hoodie borrower
YOU DONT LOOK TOO BAD YOURSELF

hoodie borrower

jjyu
WHY DID YOU SCREENSHOT MY POST

jjyu
STOP TURNING INTO HYUNJAE CHALLENGE FAILED!??!?!

hoodie borrower
BUT THIS FELIX GUY

hoodie borrower

hoodie borrower
ENDED YOU AND YOUR CAREER

jjyu
WHAT THE FUCK

jjyu
HE EVEN HAS FRECKLES?

hoodie borrower
ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT.

hoodie borrower
ILL FIND YOU A NEW BOYFRIEND

jjyu
PLEASE DO, I GIVE UP

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me complaining as characters about how things in my book dont make sense because i accidentally messed it up... this is probably one of my fav chapters tho lmao

also i told my classmates about my wattpad and they clicked on kiss me if you can and decided to read it out loud in my classroom and i was about to commit murder, arson and much more but then i tricked them and blocked them lol

also new pfp + header, who dis