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You plopped yourself on the couch as soon as you arrived home, thinking about what to eat. You remained in that position for a moment when suddenly, the doorbell rang.

You groggily walked up to the door, slammed it open, to find Dazai banging on your gate

"You damn noisy swine" You mumbled

"Y/N-CHANN!" He cried

"What are you doing here in the middle of the night?"

"GODDAMNIT! JUST OPEN THE GATE" 

"HURRY THE FUC--"

"OI, OI, OI! THERE'S FUCKING DOGS" You screamed as you hurriedly opened the gate

...

"Why didn't you tell me there were dogs?"

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You handed Dazai a cup of tea and some blankets and stooped beside him, "A d-dog *sniFf* was o-on my- *snIfF* d-doors-step," Dazai sulked

"It's okay broah... I feel you too, " You said as you sipped on your tea

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He ranted about the dog that was on his doorstep for about an hour until you decided to stop him. "We're still leaving at five in the morning, are you done with your tantrum?"

"OIII WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?" He pouted

"No, " You bluntly stated

"Why are you so meannn?" He wailed

...

"You're cute, " You calmly admitted

"...Tch..."

"I said, you're cute, " You repeated

He flushed, causing you to giggle a bit

"Trying to change the subject again, are you?"

He narrowed his eyes at me, "...You're cute, Osamu."
He looked away from you, his face flushed from the fact that you complimented him using his first name.

"Hmph!"

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"Goodnight Y/n..." Dazai yawned

"Night-night..." You mumbled as you headed to your mother's room

You were greeted by butlers rushing in and out of the room. "Halt!" Your voice echoed, making them face you. (Goddamnit you woke Dazai up!) "I don't remember asking you to move her things away"

"Put them back," You ordered.

You helped them put back the furniture using your ability; You finished 30 minutes later, luckily, they just started moving things out.

You sat on your mother's bed grabbing your violin and playing her favourite song.
You haven't noticed but, tears were rolling down your cheeks; You never knew that losing a mom was this hard.

You stopped, you stared at the wall for a moment. You unlocked the drawer you mom told you not to open, to be shocked by what she kept inside it. "These are all the cards I gave her..."

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Dear mama, When are you coming back? You missed my birthday today. someone new went in the orphanage today. he said his name was Osamu. Me and Osamu-kun played in the meadow earlier

     —Y/niee

Happy birthday, sweetie! I'll be back soon. I'm glad you're having fun. I love you

     —Mom

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Your heart melted, staring at the replies your mom wrote but never delivered.

"... she loves me..."

It was reasonable about how your mom was a bit...ya know...

You settled down on the bed and drifted off to sleep.

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You woke up from the bed going up and down, you groaned "DAZAI DON'T--"

You got pulled out of bed, half-awake and still in your pyjamas.
"Y/n-chan~ I can't believe you overslept~" Dazai slurred has he took you into a slow dancing position.

"YAH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Chuuya screamed

Dazai ignored him and continued to dance you across the room. You opened your eyes, a nerve popping on your forehead. You let go of Dazai, wiping drool off your skin before rushing to the toilet. "I'm sorry, I have to go." 

...

"Well, that kinda sounded like a clichè princess fairytale wherein the princess had to leave because it's already midnight..." Chuuya muttered

"Osamu-kun, have you prepared yourself already?"

"E-eh?" He paused—"...O-oh... not y-yet..."

She sighed, "Take a shower, put on your clothes, and we'll drive by your house later." "Oh—Good morning, Chuuya-Sama."

"Good morning to you too, Lady Kaneko"

He and Dazai to went out of the room to be greeted by a butler passing by. "Yo Ojisan!"
The butler tilted his head. "Dazai-Sama?" 

"Yeah!" 

"Wah...you're all grown-up now...I still remember you being this small, " The man lowered his hand down by his waist while Chuuya snickered. "Haha...haa...By the way, is there something wrong with Y/n-chan?" Dazai explained.

"Hm...well, she did scold us last night for doing something without her consent...so...I don't think there's anything wrong with her, " 

"I see... Thank you!" 

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"Oi, Chuuya Nakahara~"

"What?" Chuuya groaned

"Wait here, I'm gonna go shower" 

"AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" Dazai warned

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"Nice table...damnnn..." Chuuya complimented

"How much is that vase?" 

"How much would I pay when I touch these things?" 

Chuuya walked to a corner when something cathed his attention—"Wine~ My dear~"

"Hello, Chuuya-Sama!" Y/n greeted which made Chuuya flinch

"Hello! Haha..."

"Would you like some tea?" 

"Y-yeah sure"

...

"So...how did you meet Dazai?" Chuuya asked

"...In the orphanage, why?" 

"Ahh...nothing, just mere curiosity," he stated. 

"He came on my sixth birthday I think...and yeah, we got close..." Y/n paused—"I remember saving him from his suicide attempt by joining him do his thing," she laughed.

Chuuya laughed, "You two sure are good friends."

"Well, he was the only person who sticked by my side since then," you scratched your neck, "My mom didn't like anyone else to be my friend except Osamu...She would rant about him having potential, blah, blah."

"Mmmm..."

"Anyway, may I kindly ask for your number? Chuuya-Sama?" Y/n tilted her head

"U-uh...s-sure! Also, you could just call me '-san' or whatever nickname you want to call me," He flushed as you passed him your phone

"Sure! Sorry for that, Chuuya-kun! You could call me Y/n instead," She says, "Thank you,"  Chuuya nodded.

"Oi Chuuya-kun~ you didn't touch anything, did you~?" Dazai interrupted

He gasped, "Yah! Will you stop stealing her?!" 

"I'M NOT, OKAY?" Chuuya shouted back

Y/n stood up and walked over to Dazai to hand him tea gave him a deadpan look, "I love you, stupid." She whispered.

"OKAY! LET'S GO THE FUNERAL!" Y/n exclaimed 

"Ha? I thought funerals are supposed to be sad?" Dazai asked

"No. They're not that sad. It's either your celebrating their death since you hate them, or celebrating their death cause they're going to a better place," She sighed

"Which one are you celebrating?"

"The second one, dumbass. Who do you think am I? Satan? Jesus--"

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The ride to Dazai's house lasted for at least 15 minutes and remembering how he ran from his house to your's made you laugh in the middle of nowhere. 

"ONLY BLACK AND WHITE CLOTHES ARE ALLOWED!" You shouted at Dazai

"YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW"

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"Where is he?" You asked Chuuya but he shrugged 

"Wait here." You said

You went to Dazai's flat and knocked on the door, "Osamu-kun?" 

"WAIT"

You opened his door to see a Dazai struggling to put on a vest, "Damn...need help?"

...

"Ok then" You answered

"There." "You look hot af" You said as he tucked his hair behind his ear. 

"STOP, YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH"

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i don't know what kind of drugs I was high on when I was writing this part. i on fyodor, nikolai and poe ig. 
- me, 04/19/21