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Dazai's POV
"Do you drink?"

"Wine, " She responded

"I didn't ask that—whatever." I rolled my eyes
'This woman... Tch'

I followed her to wherever we were going and remained in a comfortable silence until she abruptly stopped.

"We're here"

Eight cars and a motorcycle stood before me; a Limousine, six Mercedes-Benz, a sports car, and a black motorbike

"Wahh... I never knew you had many cars.." I said as I drooled over the sports car
"Are these all yours?"

"You can say it like that... only the motorbike and the sports car are my personal property, " She said with a wink
"Get in."

"mhmm~"

•••

We drove the rainy streets of Yokohama and chatted a bit. There was screaming and constant crying while Y/n was driving

"WE'RE NOT IN GTA YOU KNOW?"

"Well, of course" She answered calmly

"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A CAR AND A BIKE?"

"Ask my mom."

"HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO STAY THAT CALM?"

"This is how I drive aight?" 

Then the car suddenly stopped.

"Finally..." I sighed

Y/n POV
'We arrived at the bar where I and Dazai were going to hang out'

"So this is the 'Bar Lupin' you were telling me about?"

"Mhm~"

"Is it really supposed to be this qui—"

"Oi Dazai," A man called

"Odasaku," Dazai smiled at the man

A middle-aged man who had reddish-brown hair approached you
"Are you Kaneko-san? The new executive?"

'Shit shit SHIT WHAT DO I DO'
"uhhm.. yes?" You shook his hand frantically

"Oda Sakunosuke" He shook his head

"It's a pleasure to meet you, O-Oda-san, " I smiled at him

"Oh, no need to so formal; you're Dazai's lady anyway" Oda stated

'lADy? Did he mean gIrlfRienD? HuH? nAnI-'

Dazai stood there, on the verge of tears, smiling awkwardly

...

"Did I get that wrong? Dazai told me you two were a thin—"

He stopped when he heard you snickering
"Oh, so that's how much you love me~?" You sneered at Dazai

Oda POV
'She started teasing Dazai until a sob was heard'

"Ok, he's crying let's go, " Y/n said while tugging Dazai's hand as I chuckled lightly

We all went inside where we were greeted by the good mister who served our drinks

"Oya Dazai! Oda!" He greeted
"Ah... I see you brought a new friend with you"

"Oh yeah, Good sir, meet Y/n—"

"Dazai's girl." I interrupted Dazai

"OII ITS NOT ABOUT ME NOW" Dazai sulked

'I have never seen this side of Dazai and it's weird.
Also, Y/n-san, on the other hand, was silent'

"One beer please; Dazai, what do you want?"

"One beer too, thank you."

"Y/n, what do want~?"

...

"Y/n??"
"Whatever. She's perhaps thinking about her mother, " Dazai uttered

"Mother? What happened?" I asked

'Me and Dazai talked about the passing of Y/n's mother, I was quite amazed about Y/n still not talking after Dazai's explanation of the demise'

•••

Y/n POV
"Oi Y/n, will you drink or not?"
...

Where are you?
I miss you.
I love you.
I hate you.
Why did you leave me?

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"Nē, nē, I'm sure we could find a way to escape this stupid torture playground.."

...

"Why are you crying? Look at Gin, she isn't crying"

"G-Gin?"

"Yeah, Gin, my little sister"

Two kids dressed in rags and blood approached me after seeing me cry in a corner

(Credits to the artist, ITS SO CUTEE)

"Cute, isn't she?" The boy gleamed
"Akutagawa, what's yours?"

"Umm... Y/n, nice to meet you."

"Ahhh... So, Y/N-San, Why were you—

"Y/N-CHANNN" Another boy jogged to me
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" He greeted as he pecked my cheek

"Thank you, Osamu."
...
"Hey... What's wrong?"

I pointed at the siblings and whispered, "He was asking the same question; If you'll excuse me." He nodded and left

"Thank you"

"Is it your birthday today?" Asked the boy

"Yeah..." I mumbled

"Why are you sad then?"

"I'm tired of killing people, " I said, in a grim manner "I can't stand torturing and killing orphans, " I whispered. The siblings stayed silent as soon as I said that

"Thou shall not kill. That's what the writings taught me."

"...Perhaps this can make you feel better" The boy pulled out a black stuffed toy and said: "Hello, I'm Rashomon, nice to meet yo—"

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