chapter two
irl + social media
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fae sighed as she crawled back out from under her desk, going to try and switch on her pc to make sure she plugged everything in right. "okay..." she said under her breath.

"did i press go live? hello?" she laughed, getting comfortable in her chair. "oh, i did it, girlboss." she smiled, waving at the screen.

"okay, so this is gonna be a chill stream since i just moved in." she turned back and forth in her chair as she read chat. "oh, fit check!" she stood up, showing her blue plaid vest over the white long sleeve. "i got the hair up, the socks match." she said, jumping onto her chair and showing her socks, almost falling.

she laughed and sat down again, "anyways..." she trailed off. "oh my god, what if i lick my salt lamp." she laughed, getting up and going to get her salt lamp from its place on the three stacked books that made a makeshift bedside table.

fae smiled and tried to lick the salt lamp, "okay, this might actually come as a surprise. but it actually really taste kinda like salt or something."

"my favorite color is sage green, because i'm gorgeous." she answered chat. "oh, speaking of." she said, getting up, "i just got these new shoes..." the blonde came back into camera frame with a pair of sage green heels. "i spent like, almost 100 dollars on them... but just look at them." fae reached forward and focused the camera onto the shoes.

"they're just so worth all my money, i would kill for these shoe- " she sighed, leaning back to look our her window as she heard loud yelling and laughter, "i know i just got them, but do you think if i throw this sage green heel at my loud ass neighbors window it will break?" she laughed, placing the shoes down and swiveling her chair around to kick the wall. "BE QUIET!" she yelled, "PLEASE!" she added.

the blonde sighed, moving hair out of her face. "anyways, i think thats it for the stream." she said, scooting closer to her desk, "who should i raid?" she questioned, turning to chat. "karl? sure." se quickly typed out his name and raided him, sending her viewers off with a wave.

"thank you... fae! for the raid, hope you had a great stream, really appreciate it." karl smiled, unmuting on discord to hear azalea and alex bickering. fae smiled, putting a ':]' in the chat before leaving the stream.

"fae threatened to throw a heel at her neighbors window? oh yikes, i'd hate to be that guy!" he laughed, azalea sighed, "i fall more in love with her everyday."

she walked to her record player and put on her 'pony' vinyl, humming along as she cleaned up her room, making a mental note that she needed to go to ikea soon and get stuff for the house.

fae <4 @faeonthefloor
just threatened to throw a heel through my neighbors
window, how are you guys doing?

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azalea @redazlea
replying to @faeonthefloor
ugh thats so hot
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fae <4 @faeonthefloor
replying to @redazaleas
;]
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user9 @user9
replying to @faeonthefloor
did yall catch how we could hear
fae yelling in karls stream
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user9 @user9
replying to @user9
hes the neighbor who fae keeps complaining
about
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user4 @user4
replying to @user9
karl and fae be like:

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user10 @user10
replying to @user4
LMAOO THE HAIR COLOR IS ON POINT TOO

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user3 @user3
replying to @user10
just means theyre soulmates ❤️
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user4 @user4
replying to @user3
girl... thats incest
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user1 @user1
replying to @faeonthefloor
time for fae and karl to recreate the
"veronica, open the, open the door
please!" scene
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user9 @user9
replying to @user1
LMAOOOO
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user6 @user6
replying to @faeontefloor
theyre so blind... are we gonna have to
get it trending that theyre neighbors?
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user1 @user1
replying to @user6
i suppose
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user2 @user2
replying to @user1
lets get this moving then
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user3 @user3
replying to @user2
alright were going with #karlandfaeneigbors
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user3 @user3
replying to @faeonthefloor
karl and fae after they finally figure it out:

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user4 @user4
replying to @faeonthefloor
how karl and fae could be if they got a fucking clue

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karl :)
hi fae!

fae <4
hey karl! we havent talked in a while

karl :)
i know! not since the mr beast rewind

fae <4
oh yeah, hows jimmy doing?

karl :)
good! how are you?

fae <4
im good, whyd you dm me

karl :)
ouch

fae <4
oh shut up you know i didnt
mean it like that

karl :)
i know, its just funny

karl :)
but uh, i think we might be neighbors?

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄

I KNOW THEY TEXT DRY RN BUT
I DIDNT WANNA JUST JUMP INTO
LIKE JOKING SINCE THEYRE NOT
SUPER CLOSE YET YK?

i also have so many cute chapters
planned out for this book already

GO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF ILYSM AND IM PROUD OF YOU